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Feralfront, A.K.A. "an argument to euthanize cats as a species," is a leftist indoctrination and pedophilia grooming forum disguised as a Warriors 'magical animal world' "roleplay" site. Despite being your run-of-the-mill shitty forum from Web 1.0 days, a constant influx of new users (since the Warriors books can't. fucking. end.) eager to pretend to be magical furries routinely replace the members that either grow up or get banned, creating a website which remains a perpetual dumpster fire to this day, and a time capsule for that extra stanky breed of forum-admin faggotry that started to die out after 2010. Even Tumblrfags cringe at this abortion of a website.
The site was formerly known as Warrior Cats RPG, and was run by some Horse Girl, who built up the community over years with hard work, passion, and allegedly child porn. She then sold it to some script kiddie manchild called UnshackledDynamo/SociopathicSunshine/DynamoGeek (for when he lists this shit on his resume. Seriously)/Justin Marsh that tried to make a brand out of it, renamed it to Faggotfront, and now spends all day whining about how he can't make money off of the site because he bans anyone older than 12 on a monthly basis.
It is a proven fact that if you like sex, then you will not like this site.
How to Play
Rules:
"Officially," the site has a page for listing the rules, but the staff are so incompetent that they don't even bother updating it to include any they've added since Dynamo bought the site, such as "no mini-modding". Really if they want you banned, they'll just do it, and if you ask why they'll tell you to go fuck yourself while Dynamo sits back and gloats about how "chaotic good" he is. Deduction outlines the rules as followed:
- Don't politely point out that the admins are anything less than perfect
- If you must be a villain, you need to be an unbearably edgy faggot about it, otherwise people will get butthurt that you call their self-insert a pussybitch.
- You can have a fucking housecat build inter-dimensional space bridges and augmented cyborg enhancements capable of shooting lightning out of its nipples all while fermenting fine wine, but using a 1800s musket is strictly off-limits due to being high-tech weaponry.
- No humans. Furries only.
Most importantly:
- Don't actually use this site. It is a giant waste of time, as there is absolutely nothing productive about pretending to be a supernatural one-dimensional furry on a website full of 13 year old girls.
Making characters:
There are three types of characters on Feralfront.
Well thought-out characters with complex personalities that evolve over time.Nobody does this, so don't even waste your time giving a shit.- Blatant cliches. Pick your skill tree between a sociopath that makes Jared Leto's Joker look subtle, a whiny little bitch who enters each thread dumping some tl;dr sob story about how the night before her father molested her or some shit, or the shonen rival with a stern, cool demeanor who thinks that standing in the corner of Hot Topic sniffing his own farts is cool, usually played by tryhards trying to become high positions so they can pretend to not get bullied irl.
- Plagiarism. If none of those skill trees seem fun enough, simply pick a random anime or video game character, set your entire profile to enshrine them, and you're golden. It works best if you either take some mainstream weeaboo shit like Fairy Tail or whatever's popular at the time (like that one faggot from the new Star Wars trilogy). Hell, you can even copy them down to the superpowers and clothing as long as you make the character a furry. In a few months, whenever everyone starts to realize how much of a hack you are, just dump the character and start over with the next fad in a different clan.
Powers?
Around 2007, the fine prostitutes over at Harper Collins decided that cats killing each other was starting to get boring, so they introduced three "special" cats to kill all of the bad guys instead. Naturally the Mary Sues over at Feralfront each wanted their own superpowers, so the staff created an in-game currency to buy permission to type that your self-insert was shooting fire out of his asshole. They even added the ability to pay real moniez for this. They seriously tried to make a pay2win forum. Thankfully(?) this system was reworked to the staunch model of "no longer giving a fuck" and letting players do whatever the fuck they want for free (with no refunds to the poor saps that paid money for this crap).
In 2018, the power system was reworked to go off of a percentage allocation system, which honestly works a lot better, and has been a standard for pretty much every single actual roleplaying game for DECADES.
PROTIP: Unlike IRL, Feralfags need your OOC permission to bully you IC. Since you're never really in danger, there's no real purpose for powers other than to troll people.
How do I high position?
- Join a group other than Blizzardclan (Blizzardclan only promotes staff members, so don't even bother)
- Go to every thread where somebody is at your (gamer) clan's border.
- Ask them "name and business"
- Call ICE
- Repeat 50 times
- ????
- Kill yourself.
How do I character combat?
PROTIP: Don't even bother getting your character into fights. Unless you're a high position, there's a 50% chance that you'll just be ignored. Even if you, for once in your miserable life, take initiative and go find someone to interact with, 90% of the time you'll end up meeting some Mary Sue self-insert that will either magically dodge every one of your attacks or just brush it off because nobody on this website understands what "pain" is. The other 10% will just fuck off after getting bored trying to think of a line more edgy than "nobody on this website understands what 'pain' is." Besides, the leaders of both sides already decided which team is going to win anyway, so it's not like anything you do matters.
If for some reason you want to "ironically" use this site and "ironicallly" fight other players (you closet furfag), just make a character shoot fire/lightning at the first OC you see and then don't bother replying whenever they retaliate. If you meet that character later, just remind them that the pocket of time that the battle took place in collapsed before the fight ended, and brag about your 150 IQ. Alternatively, just sidestep everything and shoot moar fire out of your asshole.
How do I Outside Of Character?
Fitting into the community is laughably easy if you're willing to sacrifice what little self respect you have after signing up. The community is comprised mostly of Tumblrinas in a collective abusive relationship with the admins, so as long as you don't trigger them by posting literally anything, you won't get banned. Just say that you're into whatever fandom is popular at the time, Steven Universe, or "art." The community is so shallow that it isn't too difficult to blend in - every other poster claims to have some mental disorder (which is a given for taking this retarded site seriously), and uses this as an excuse for being an insufferably whiny pussybitch. If nothing else for giving an image of authenticity, you can make a 50 Hitler Post in one of the thousands of spam forum "games" that people used to farm imaginary forum money.
Because a large portion of their userbase was clinically retarded, the staff decided that it was a great idea to open up a section of the forum called the Support Center, which is composed of lulzy preteenss asking why their penises sometimes turn hard, why the Bible tells them to have the gay beaten out of them, and/or why their only "real friends" are a bunch of losers pretending to be superpowered furfags. Trolling in this sections is explicitly forbidden for being too easy, you fucking newfag.
The Staff
UnshackledDynamo/Justin Marsh - The site's brogrammer and pedophiliac owner, who really only tabs the bills so his fat fuck of a wife has a place to pretend she's wanted, so he can brag about owning an LLC on his resume, and so he can ban anyone who laughs about how much of a manchild he is. He's a pompous enough dickhead to say that Google of all companies doesn't know how the internet works, even though he thinks he's a white hat hacker for reading an IP log, all while valuing his "skills" in PHP and "community management" at being worth hundreds of thousands of dollars. In reality, though, it took him years to make a functioning search bar, the site's formatting tags get broken on an almost yearly basis, he literally unbanned everyone once, and the only reason why people still join his site is because he bought literally the first result on Google for "warrior cats rpg." He constantly jerks himself off about being "as chaotic good as it gets," whenever he acts like a self-righteous dickhead, even when he's doing something as indefensibly retarded as speaking over child molestation victims to explain to them how safe they feel.
Frostsoul - Some vain, ugly dyke that posts her face everywhere and tries to insert herself into everything. Her characters typically have long-winded clusterfucks of names and no personality whatsoever. Truthfully, this doesn't make her any worse than the typical adult baby that uses the site, but at the same time there's no reason for her to be an admin besides the fact that she occasionally lets the site's owner lick her asshole clean of week-old scat. "She" probably has a bigger penis than Justin, but that's not saying much.
Alakritous - A talentless art thief who stole a fan-idea map from one of the lower staff and tried to pass it off as his original art DO NOT STEAL, then started a witch hunt against the poor kid he stole it from. He retconned the story for the main game so that instead of being Warriors fanfiction, it's some clusterfuck about dragons and lost civilizations or some shit. He's probably going to be gone some way or the other in a year, whenever they abandon the shitty setting.
There's at least a million other community assistants on at any given moment, but it's not worth my time listing any of them because they spend all day giving footjobs to Dynamo and getting/giving bans for stupid shit.
Former Staff Members
wYnNiNaT0R - Some horse bitch with a vision and an idea for the website, but promptly left 100 years ago after she grew up and stopped reading children's novels. By making money off of it, she's become the only person in the history of Feralfront to actually win.
Mysteriously Maple - Joined the staff when she was a loli, and put in a lot of time and effort into maintaining the community. Following the catalyst of Dynamo's meltdown in 2016, she was literally the only staff member besides his cunt of a wife to not get demoted. A few years later, after she had finished going through puberty, she ragequit the site after calling out Dynamo for being a whiny bitch of a manchild. Ever since, she's been whistleblowing petty shit about the site and fucking off on Tumblr.
Murkrow - A brave hero who decided to take action into his own hands for improving the site by deleting the designated edgelord board. Unfortunately, this was one of the most popular boards at the time (because of course), so while the butthurt eruption was great it was also short-lived.
Neruka - Used to be invovled with the site's PR and even ran the Twitter page. For some or any reason, Justin banned her, but did it before taking control of the site's Twitter account. She started using the site's own Twitter to continually complain about it until getting suspended.
Alphakratt - A pedophile obsessed with a 2014 PBS series who stalked and harassed literal children on the site. Also a brave internet tough guy who brags about how they would punch spammers.
CritterCosmos Staff - A bunch of people decided to expand their love of roleplaying to make another, non-Warriors website for people to use and build a community around. Dynamo understandably became afraid that a bunch of autistic furfags would make a better website than him, and slandered all of them as trolls after swiftly banning them.
History
In the beginning, sometime in the mid-2000s, some horse fan decided that Gaia Online wasn't good enough for sexting children and crawled her way to a url registry. There, she made her own site where nobody could call her fat, based on the Warriors books. Eventually, kids trying to find some type of actual MMORPG were clickbaited into the site. A few closet furfags decided to stay for the clusterfuck.
The site at this time had an ugly-ass green layout and a shitty map made in MSPaint, but the rest of the internet was just as ugly, so nobody really cared.
Some time later, when the site was booming, a "programmer" called UnshackledDynamo approached wYnNiNaT0R and offered 'his services' to her. Repulsed by how disgusting he was, Wynn needed clarification that he meant IT services: server management, software development, et cetera. Dynamo wooed her with promises of providing services that would cost hundreds of thousands of dollars on an employee payroll for free, but Wynn forgot that programmers that can bargain with that amount of money need to actually be good, and eventually handed partial ownership of the site to the shitty PHP developer.
Expanded Groups
Since Barnes and Noble had an entire shelf dedicated to this clusterfuck of a series, people kept joining the site, which prompted for more character creation options and in-game items to be added. Players were allowed to buy species other than cats, which seemed like defeating the purpose of joining a Warriors-based forum at first until you realized that nobody else could afford money to do anything about it, so you could do lulzy shit like purchase a bull elephant and pawn an entire clan. As more oldfags started to do this, more people started to push the boundaries for what the characters could and could not do. The nature of the game itself was called into question, and like any badly designed game started undergoing power creep.
The ability to buy animals was made cheaper and broadened. Now instead of paying at least 100 e-dollars for a deer or 50 e-dollars for a squirrel or whatever, you could just pay something like 75 and take your pick of a mid-low sized land mammal. The character variety expanded greatly to the point where the only people that played cats were newfags who hadn't yet recovered from the shock that they'd been bamboozled into joining a yiff forum. Meanwhile to all of this, a sub-forum was created for people to make their own clans to try to compete with the main site's, even allowing some of those groups to be on the front page if they reached their yiffing quota per month. This went about as well as most capitalism, with 99.9999% of the startups failing and the half-dozen or so being so outlandish and stupid that everyone wonders how they became so popular in the first place.
Groups like Stormclan, Blizzardclan, Radicalclan, and the Exiles formed in this time.
Stormclan's main gimmick was that it was a fan clan what wasn't insanely retarded. This made them popular for special snowflakes that were too good for Thunderclan. Blizzardclan was more or less the same shit, except it later became a designated mod circlejerk a few years later.
Radicalclan was a group formed by feminists who wanted to express their #KillAllMen fantasies through barbaric sacrifice to a mama-bear goddess, because rape is bad, or something. Men were ordered to be captured and bondaged or guro'd on-site unless they were kept around for milking man-juice, and were usually played either by BDSM subs or 12 year olds who stole their mother's copies of 50 Shades of Gray. Somehow this was allowed. Somehow the group is still alive on the forum to this day, with a subsect of players who want to return the clan to its feminist roots because feminism hasn't fucking died yet.
The Exiles, rather than turn into soyboy faggots like Radicalclan, became one of the most popular clans on the site due to their gimmick of just being a bunch of edgy tryhards. Since most of the site's users are angsty teenagers, 75% of the site's users at any given moment will have, or have had, a character in the Exiles. The Exiles will go around and fuck with pretty much everyone for no reason other than because they can, and the only reason why they haven't been collectively fucked in the ass is because of the site's rules preventing literally everyone from bending them down and sticking a truckload of tire irons in their asses. This factoid makes their very existence a plot hole, and so they'd be a potent force of trolling if they weren't populated by exceptionally cringeworthy Mary Sues.
Eventually one member of the site's staff going by Murkrow took it upon himself to cleanse the world of the Exile's filth, making the world of the game a much better place by deleting the edgelords out of existence. Murkrow was not met with the praise he deserved for his divine intervention, though, as the site turned on him and repulsed at the idea that they would need to put in effort to make edgy sociopathic characters. Murkrow was banned, and his efforts underappreciated and undone, allowing the Exiles to continue thriving on the front page of the site's clans.
Expanded Roleplay
As the site grew, Justin was faced with a dilemma. Warriors was a book, and all them dang-darn kids and their iPods didn't have time for that shit. Thus the users returning to put up with Justin's shit was starting to dwindle in comparison with the amount of users he was banning. Rather than take the common sense approach and just stop banning people for no reason, Justin created sub-forums to have people to roleplay other mainstream shit that was popular at the time to try to broaden his audience. Nobody used these. If you were interested in anything other than Warriors, you could just use a different site, so the work didn't generate that much extra traffic. Trying to make the main game more "interesting," Justin branched off of this expansion and allowed characters to do even more insanely nonsensical shit (if you had the internet monies) like toggle gravity, rip off Danny Phantom, or, the most practical, shoot fire out of your asshole. Just like in the books!
Instead of making the game better, this resulted in newfags creating myriads of literal anime characters right down to the shoe size, while all of the oldfags just stockpiled literally every power ever onto their highest-ranked character and made unstoppable Mary Sues. With an even bigger clusterfuck than before, the staff thought that putting in arbitrary limits on powers and adding a "power nullifier" ability would fix the game. This didn't do anything because nobody knew what the fuck "power negation" meant, and for some fucking reason they decided to make the power nullification ridiculously expensive so newfags couldn't use it anyway, and the already OP Mary-Sues could just buy it to counter whatever one or two powers the newfags could afford.
A metric fuckton of useless spam threads were created in the OOC boards since the system went by WORDS WORDS WORDS = MONEY, and everything revolved around farming into the biggest Mary Sue possible instead of actually pretending to be a cat.
Wanting to take a similar idea and rework it, some of the staff members saw the GLARINGLY OBVIOUS problems that the site had at this time and wanted to make their own site (With blackjack. And hookers.) called CritterCosmos, with its own universe to properly balance the level of batshit insanity players were allowed to make. Justin swiftly banned all of them for making a horrible Futurama reference, because Futurama is overrated trash. Just kidding; he banned them because he was afraid of people leaving his site for theirs if they were allowed to shill on his forum. Without a userbase in Feralfront to leech off of, CritterCosmos completely died a few years later. Reflecting that people were going to try to leave his site anyway, Dynamo bought out another roleplaying site called Xanje and started allowing users to shill for it instead.
Sometime after that, Dynamo commissioned some nobody to make a character that basically ripped off her design from a Pokemon character, promising that the lore of the world would be explained in an attempt to balance the clusterfuck he had created, but this went nowhere and he scrapped the idea, and instead used it for a side project about anime, a project that died so fast that I can't even research it because literally nobody cared enough to save anything about it.
The "One Power - One Post" Shitstorm
After enough of a community uproar, the staff decided that they were finally going to sit down and take a look at the power system to make the game less bullshit, and came up with a brilliant idea to try to imitate what most video games do at the time: limit one power to one turn (or post). The entire staff was high on paint thinner, so of-fucking-course they pushed it out, unannounced, and without asking for consent.. The entire fucking site shat its collective pants and engulfed into a massive flame war between Mary Sues and the same type of autists that also defend Ken Penders.
TL;DR: This isn't a video game you nerds.
The staff couldn't, of course, just shut the fuck up, retract the rule, and learn not to make sweeping changes again. Instead, they started going into the largest flame war threads to brush every criticism of the OPPP rule under the rug and ban users in those threads, which made most people give up trying to reason with them and turned the flame war into concentrated burning autistic anger. Pretty much all activity on the site that wasn't involved with the drama ground into a halt. The then-leader of Shadowclan fucked off from the site as one of the earliest notable casualties when shit started hitting the fan.
One user whose entire profile was an H3H3Produections reference posted some Spongebob pics with shitty MSPaint edits to make the characters into furries complaining about the site. He then banned after using every single power at once, and the site started martyring "Papa bless." Users started spamming this line and screenshots of the post to the point where it became one of the few in-jokes that survived the constant revolving of the userbase. Some of the faggots even tried to make a KYM article on it, but the KYM faggots rejected it because even they're not that autistic.
In the staff's infinitely-bounding foresight, this flame war also created a domino effect in nearly killing off Stormclan, which had a near perfect record of staying on the front page up until this point. Stormclan had a user called qfactory, (who the group circlejerked about), whom the admins banned, which was the last straw for the clan's leader cations to ragequit the site as she was fed up with the Mary Sue bullshit anyway. With two of its most popular members now gone, a lot of the members at the time stopped bothering and fucked off elsewhere. The user who took up the leadership role in cation's place basically masturbated with the mods all day and didn't do anything to boost activity, letting it die off. Since 90% of users on the site are too lazy to click beyond the front page, the group got to the point where it almost died completely, even at points hitting as low as three fucking users per month.
Justin, of course, is too arrogant to know how the internet works and that mass bannings have consequences, but eventually even he couldn't ignore that the entire website was now either yelling at him or leaving, so the staff finally banded together and tried to work out a compromise: the users would do user things, and in turn the staff would stop giving a shit altogether.
The Post-Tantrum Forum Split
Pissed off by an admin named romans goading the flame war and being a condescending dick to everyone, a lot of the other staff started leaking private admin chats, which revealed to the site how much of an insecure lolcow Justin was and gave historical context behind some of the site's events like the CritterCosmos drama which Justin tried to scrub away. This was the final straw for Justin, who finally stopped being an autistic faggot about powers, started crying that the site was "harassing" him, and kicked literally everyone except for his cocksleeve wife and side loli Maple out of a mod position. With nobody who knew anything about internet lawl and how the site operated on the backend anymore left to leak any new juicy information, Justin then removed the shop entirely, including the P2Win internet points, took the money, and told the users he scammed "no refunds" while bitching about the site costing money to run.
With that, he split the forums into two, a section based off of the "canon" clans of the Warriors books to actually fulfill what the fuck the site was advertising, and a "free roleplay" section, which was basically the same clusterfuck as before, except without any stupid internet money. Frostsoul began spending all of her time in the new Blizzardclan, which started the circlejerk between the tryhards that went there and staff.
In pretending to actually give a shit about Warriors, Justin made an announcement that fag cats would be banned from the traditional roleplay section (despite faggot cats being a thing in the books for three years now, including a leader of the forever-bullied Windclan). The few Tumblrinas that survived mass banning by sucking off Justin's cock started crying about how their rainbow-haired demi-pan-heterohemisexual wolf-lion hybrid was no longer "realistic," and started crying their way off to the site to whine about one of the only good decisions Justin has made since asking a girl out in high school.
With the userbase cleansed, and the users no longer needing permission to pretend to shoot fire out of their assholes, times were good. Relatively, of course, since at the end of the day you were still on a shitty roleplaying forum for preteens.
Staffclan Promotes a Pedo
About a year later, a member of the site decided to project himself into a character called Nathaniel and started worming his way within Blizzardclan's ranks. Nathaniel's special gimmick (because nobody can just write three dimensional characters) was that he was a raging pedo who would try to seduce the loli cats, and because infighting and "drama" is bannable, nobody could call him out on this IC. Eventually, users started to take their problems to the general and help boards, since they were rightfully concerned about a blatant child seducer being glorified in the staff's pet clan. Justin made an official statement on this because of course he couldn't just shut the fuck up about it, quickly going from lip service saying that all pedos were rightfully bad, to genuinely sympathizing and defending them, topping it all off with some deeply concerning wording on his part up until he closed his own post by saying he was "chaotic good" and signing his own forum post with his username because he's a pretentious fuckwit.
TL;DR: Justin Marsh tells his userbase full of preteens with depression that they don't understand self-loathing, thinks that his community treats rape/torture tastefully, and thinks pedophilia is a-okay. Also:
Rightfully so, the userbase was absolutely PISSED about finding out that their site's owner was a pedo sympathizer, and threads pointing out everything wrong with Justin's mindset started erupting, from pointing out that they were letting pedos rampant in a site based around books aimed at preteens, to the fact that admins could see private messages all while users had outed certain members of the site that were using PMs to sext nudes and CP. Justin personally started flaming victims of child molestation whom spoke up against him (because of-fucking-course he would) and personally got into petty fights since even most of his usual pity party wasn't stupid enough to start defending pedos. Justin started responding to victims of child abuse that used his site by telling them that they were lying about being diddled, and that he knew better about how they felt on the issue. A userbase exodus occurred, with people no longer willing to wait for Justin to start mass banning in his tantrums, joined by several members of staff, with some of them scorching the earth behind them.
Maple, now legally an adult and thus too old to put up with Justin's shit, made a grand takedown post that got spread like wildfire calling Justin out on being a gigantic manchild, a pedo sympathizer, and an absolute insecure pussybitch, before announcing that she had enough of the site's bullshit and left. Justin removed the post after it spread and banned her, which looked about as dignified as claiming the girl who dumped you has herpes. Nobody was fooled into thinking that the ban was for anything other than Justin scraping what little pride he had left after his side woman called him out.
Neruka, former admin, vented on her Tumblr that in the past the admins had been told to be lenient on people sharing child porn on the site because of the traffic it generated and accused the site's former owner of abusing her. She announced her own site, which currently isn't as lulzy so we're not going to talk about it. During her takedown, she also outed former staff member AlphaKratt for stalking a bunch of twelve year olds.
With a void in power present, white knights copper and Alakritous started to double down in defending Justin's pedophilia. Copper got butthurt on being called a pedo defender for defending pedophiles, and left the site a half a year later due to "not having time" for this shit, leaving Alakritous as the premier white knight after the dust had settled. Alakritous has a large role to fulfill, eventually steering the site's restructuring to the current broken fanfiction mess of fuck it is today, just in time for a new batch of newfags to come in to replace those who just left.
Agrelos: A Legacy of Great Intention
Have you ever played make-believe in kindergarten? Have you ever played make-believe with that one autistic kid that nobody liked because he tried to force everyone to make-believe boring shit like the kingdom's resident mailman, and screamed whenever anyone told him he was retarded? Don't you ever wonder what happened to that kid? He made a Feralfront account called Alakritous and wrote some stupid convoluted TL;DR lore to explain why the site wasn't really about Warriors anymore, why the groups weren't allowed to create their own territories, and tried to explain (but not really) just how cats could magically shoot fire out of their asshole. Alakritous is such a good writer that he tried to explain why members were allowed to play almost anything except a human by saying "they're all dead now," but forgot to explain why the site allows users to roleplay extinct species. Oops. The mass retcon itself was dropped on the site along with a complete overhaul of the boards' layouts abruptly (if you expected anything different, google "Pattern Recognition"), but had the unintended side effect of making Stormclan no longer dead.
The lore itself is basically a rip off of the first Shining Force game and fantasy in general. Stop me if you've ever heard this one before: a dragon embodying darkness and destruction decided to use magical power to try to destroy the world, but for whatever reason was sealed away in a deep stasis. Time has passed since, and now you play as the descendants of the survivors of the attack, finding your place in the world as that evil threatens to rear itself again. (The only real difference is that Shining Force actually goes somewhere.)
The full story itself can be read in a Google Doc that has no business being as long as it is, prompting nobody not on the spectrum to ever read it. To help aid the users that didn't have time to waste before getting back to yiffing, the staff started drawing shitty maps. Community assistant Star volunteered to draw one up for explaining visually where every member was going to be shoehorned in, and uploaded the results to his personal DeviantArt. For whatever reason, though, Star got removed from staff a little while later, and asked them not to steal the map he made. Star specified that he didn't want to take anything to internet court, but was told by the staff to shut the fuck up while Alakritous plagiarized the map for his Marysuetopia.
Sensing a weakness in the staff ranks, a bunch of trolls decided to make sockpuppet accounts making fun of Justin and spammed the ever-loving fuck out of a clan called the Riverside, which the admins ingeniously responded to by deleting the entire fucking targeted board... again...
Alakritous made an "update" "clarifying" what happened, saying that Star plagiarized the map for attention, that he threatened to call the cyber police on Justin for all of the monies, and that the recent trolls were really just sockpuppets and a personal army that Star had somehow amassed by contacting the Illuminati. You'd have to be an illiterate retard to believe that this somehow makes sense, but just in case Star compiled screenshots he had with the staff in a giant Tumblr post calling out Alakritous's bullshit, which ended up spreading around so much that now whenever you try to search for the site on Tumblr, you're greeted with a chronicling of the staff blatantly stealing art from volunteers. Classy.
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To distract from all of this, the staff made an announcement that your characters weren't allowed to speak any language in the traditional game other than English, which makes no fucking sense since they're all cats anyway. This pissed off a bunch of weeaboos, but didn't already do that much more damage to the site. The only thing notable for it is that this prompted Maple to confirm that Justin was actively trying to kill the old forum to make way for the new Mary Sue bullshit that Alakritous was now piloting. Justin also started hosting illegally movie streams on set dates, and announced it to the site publicly, but considering that the admins got away with sharing child porn nobody has any reason to care anyway.
How to troll them:
- Roleplay as a pedophile
- Roleplay as a "special needs" cat.
- Reply to every post in a combat thread with "(Shitpostheart) dodged, then shot a fireball at (Tryhardplayer)."
- Shitpost your way into a high position in one of the clans, then constantly raid your allies. Blame it on "character development" that your shitpost cat is going insane
- Alternatively, join the Exiles and just raid everybody anyway. Say you're playing an Expy just like everyone else when called out for it.
- Attempt to roleplay a canon Warriors character in the extended game.
- Make an OP Donald Trump cat.
- Earthbend walls around the border anytime someone tries to join.
- Spam the main boards with hunting/flower crown threads
- Lick your anus in the middle of a meeting. Alternatively, roleplay a wolf and start licking/chewing on your nutsack during a meeting.
- Bump old threads with broken formatting.
- Accuse everyone attempting to join (because the clans have slightly less of an open border policy than Germany) of being a spy after you've asked them "name and business."
- Use the "ghostmode" and "sound manipulation" powers in combat and autistically scream song lyrics at everyone while intangible.
- Use the "fancypost" feature to sandwich your text between obnoxious, brightly colored blocks filled with Limp Bizkit lyrics
- Invent a prestigious family for your character to suddenly exist in, and give your character five last names to reflect this. Constantly bring this family up, and obnoxiously redirect every conversation into talking about it.
- Any time the admins make a shitty announcement, vigorously defend Dynamo with the most retarded reasons imaginable.
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Staff also used to publicly make announcements anytime someone was banned. This quickly stopped when people realized that the admins were oversensitive pussybitches.
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Feralfront users think "Homosexual" is offensive to fags.
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Frostsoul is as pleasing to look at, and has the subtlety of, a tanker truck crashing
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Another satisfied customer!
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Blatantly stolen from Tumblr
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When your grandma ventures outside of Facebook
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You must be this much of a cringy faggot to mod Feralfront.
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A stronk indypendent womyn intimidates the Justin.
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Somebody owes me an apology for reading this trash.
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My favorite part of Warriors was when the Emperor from Star Wars came out of nowhere and shot lightning at a bunch of house cats.
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Vintage Justin Marsh trying to pass off as one of the peasants
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"We kinda forgot the reason why we banned her, but she's banned!"
