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<div style="position:fixed;right:0;bottom:0">[[File:Yourdadscock.gif]]</div>
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[[Image:EFGJr.jpg|right|thumb|EFG and his son, jr]]
[[Image:EFGJr.jpg|thumb|EFG and his son, jr]]
 
[[Image:Efg.jpg|thumb|He does not approve]]
[[Image:Efg.jpg|right|thumb|He does not approve]]
[[Image:Epicget.gif|thumb|A new man, Epic Get Guy. Still fails a lot.]]
 
[[Image:Epic_fail_guy.gif|thumb|EFG is mostly recognized in other threads by a Guy Fawkes mask.]]
[[Image:Lololol_damn.jpg|right|thumb|Epic fail guy IRL]]
[[Image:FailBayeux.png|thumb|Established <strike>1632</strike> 1066!]]
 
[[Image:COS EFG party.gif|thumb|Taking over. The [[Scifags]] come first.]]
[[Image:Epicget.gif|right|thumb|A new man, Epic Get Guy. Still fails a lot.]]
[[Image:Epic Fail Candidate2.jpg|thumb|[[Ron Paul|Epic Fail Campaign]] is here to ruin your entire Internets, and your [[IRL]] too.]]
 
[[Image:Efg-movie.jpg|thumb|Even [[TOW]] has to aknowledge EFGs contribution to the world of cinema.]]
[[Image:Epic_fail_guy.gif|right|thumb|EFG is mostly recognized in other threads by a Guy Fawkes mask.]]
[[Image:Efgforever.png|thumb|They are legion, can't be stoped.]]
 
[[Image:EWG.png|thumb|Epic triple win.]]
[[Image:FailBayeux.png|right|thumb|Established <strike>1632</strike> 1066!]]
[[Image:frodance.gif|thumb|A new incarnation of EFG started to [[raep|take over]] threads in June 2008, dubbed ENG, (Epic Nigger Guy) he took [[fail]] up to a whole new level.]]
 
[[Image:COS EFG party.gif|right|thumb|Taking over. The [[Scifags]] come first.]]
 
[[Image:Epic Fail Candidate2.jpg|right|thumb|[[Ron Paul|Epic Fail Campaign]] is here to ruin your entire Internets, and your [[IRL]] too.]]
 
[[Image:Efg-movie.jpg|right|thumb|Even [[TOW]] has to aknowledge EFGs contribution to the world of cinema.]]
 
[[Image:Efgforever.png|right|thumb|They are legion, can't be stoped.]]
 
[[Image:EWG.png|right|thumb|Epic triple win.]]
 
[[Image:frodance.gif|right|thumb|A new incarnation of EFG started to [[raep|take over]] threads in June 2008, dubbed ENG, (Epic Nigger Guy) he took [[fail]] up to a whole new level.]]




The '''Epic Fail Guy''' now known as '''Epic Get Guy''' or -after seal-of-epic-failure-fusion with himself- '''Epic Win Guy''' is a meme in which [[Anonymous]] will draw images of a stick figure and imageboard [[roleplay]] this character going about various methods of failing completely. He is not to be confused with [[ZanderJGavin]], the [[Truth|real]] Epic Fail Guy. This minor [[forced meme]] grew into a true meme of epic proportions when in one adventure he pulled a [[V for Vendetta|Guy Fawkes]] mask out of a bin. This image of a stickfigure wearing a mask much like in ''[[V for Vendetta]]'' became a meme and from then on most depictions of EFG will involve this mask. From then on, the original artist quit and let the faggotry run rampant. That fucking mask is fucking clownshoes. As a direct result of this, most alleged EFG threads are just people posting the same goddamn picture of EFG with the mask standing there, doing absolutely fucking nothing except failing in a very non-epic way. Recently a tripcode was created for efg, #mX@}kkbh, which results in !EFGGODxPJg, by some anon to attempt to weed out the newfags who are continuing to contribute to the faggotry. Recently EFG has a rival named "[[Epic Fail Guy 2]]" or "'''EFG 2'''"  
The '''Epic Fail Guy''' now known as '''Epic Get Guy''' or -after seal-of-epic-failure-fusion with himself- '''Epic Win Guy''' is a meme in which [[Anonymous]] will draw images of a stick figure and imageboard [[roleplay]] this character going about various methods of failing completely. He is not to be confused with [[ZanderJGavin]], the [[Truth|real]] Epic Fail Guy. This minor [[forced meme]] grew into a true meme of epic proportions when in one adventure he pulled a [[V for Vendetta|Guy Fawkes]] mask out of a bin. This image of a stickfigure wearing a mask much like in ''[[V for Vendetta]]'' became a meme and from then on most depictions of EFG will involve this mask. From then on, the original artist quit and let the faggotry run rampant. That fucking mask is fucking clownshoes. As a direct result of this, most alleged EFG threads are just people posting the same goddamn picture of EFG with the mask standing there, doing absolutely fucking nothing except failing in a very non-epic way. Recently a tripcode was created for efg, #mX@}kkbh, which results in !EFGGODxPJg, by some anon to attempt to weed out the newfags who are continuing to contribute to the faggotry. Recently EFG has a rival named "[[Epic Fail Guy 2]]" or "'''EFG 2'''"  


Guy Fawkes was <s>an [[English]] [[Catholic]] [[terrorist]] who tried to destroy the Anglican establishment by blowing up the English parliament in London</s> <s>the only person to ever enter Parliament with honest intentions</s> some local retard to whom a bunch of real terrorists said "Here, Guy, just stand here and mind these barrels" and then ran off chortling to themselves because they knew he'd take the rap despite being completely unimportant in the plot.
Guy Fawkes was <s>an [[English]] [[Catholic]] [[terrorist]] who tried to destroy the [[Anglican]] establishment by blowing up the English parliament in London</s> <s>the only person to ever enter Parliament with honest intentions</s> some local retard to whom a bunch of real terrorists said "Here, Guy, just stand here and mind these barrels" and then ran off chortling to themselves because they knew he'd take the rap despite being completely unimportant in the plot.


Guy, the epic failure, was [[pwn]]ed before he could enact the Gunpowder Plot because King James utilized an early form of the [[Partyvan|secret service]] to stop the plan. Thus Guy became an Epic Fail that would be remembered for [[At least 100|at least 100]] years.
Guy, the epic failure, was [[pwn]]ed before he could enact the Gunpowder Plot because King James utilized an early form of the [[Partyvan|secret service]] to stop the plan. Thus Guy became an Epic Fail that would be remembered for [[At least 100|at least 100]] years.
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On December 23 2008, Epic Fail Guy was renamed Epic Get Guy after Getting a 5.
On December 23 2008, Epic Fail Guy was renamed Epic Get Guy after Getting a 5.


==How to EFG==
==How to EFG==
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#At all applicable social situations state, “Anonymous is a cult.” (Which it obviously is)
#At all applicable social situations state, “Anonymous is a cult.” (Which it obviously is)
#Repeatedly ask everyone you know, “What about the Scientology children?!” (Which it obviously is)
#Repeatedly ask everyone you know, “What about the Scientology children?!” (Which it obviously is)
#Draw swastikas and dicks everywhere on everything. (Lethal combo: dick swastikas) Try to focus on other peoples personal property.
#Draw swastikas and dicks everywhere on everything. (Lethal combo: dick swastikas) Try to focus on other people's personal property.
#Use the term, “we run this” to explain what EFG's is. Don't debate or explain it further. Ever.
#Use the term, “we run this” to explain what EFG's is. Don't debate or explain it further. Ever.
#[[????]]
#[[PROFIT!]]


==Epic Win Guy==
==Epic Win Guy==
[[Image:Epic_Win_Guy.png|right|thumb|Epic Fail guy l2proxy]]
[[Image:Epic_Win_Guy.png|thumb|Epic Fail guy l2proxy]]
...
...
[[Image:Epic_WIN_guy.jpg]]
[[Image:Epic_WIN_guy.jpg]]
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==Philosophy ==
==Philosophy ==


[[Image:Efgvenn.jpg|thumb|right|All wins belong to the set of fail, and all fail belong to the universal set Epic Fail Guy. Did EFG himself draw this?]]
[[Image:Efgvenn.jpg|thumb|All wins belong to the set of fail, and all fail belong to the universal set Epic Fail Guy. Did EFG himself draw this?]]
 


==Gallery of Fail==
==Gallery of Fail==
 
{{cg||EFGgallery|center|
{{cg||EFGgallery|center|<gallery>
<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Very_epic_fail_guy.jpg|Realistic failure.
File:Very_epic_fail_guy.jpg|Realistic failure.
Image:failmove.gif
File:EpicFailGuyCuntPunch.gif|Even he hates [[furries]]
Image:hammerdownthefails.jpg
File:failmove.gif
Image:Epic_fail_guy_mecha.jpg
File:hammerdownthefails.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Epic_fail_guy_mecha.jpg
Image:Epic-fail-guy-ruin.gif
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:THENEWEFG.jpg|The New EFG, popular over at 04chan's /b/ board. Him and OldEFG are good friends.
File:Epic-fail-guy-ruin.gif
Image:gor_donefg.gif|[[Gοrdon the Pringles Giraffe|Epic Fail Gordon]]
File:THENEWEFG.jpg|The New EFG, popular over at 04chan's /b/ board. Him and OldEFG are good friends.
Image:Jokerefg.jpg|[[Why So Serious?|Why so fail?]]
File:gor_donefg.gif|[[Gοrdon the Pringles Giraffe|Epic Fail Gordon]]
Image:Goofy_time_fail.jpg|[[Goofy Time|FAIL TIME]]
File:Jokerefg.jpg|[[Why So Serious?|Why so fail?]]
Image:GFE.jpg|[[ZA WARUDO|GFE]]
File:Goofy_time_fail.jpg|[[Goofy Time|FAIL TIME]]
Image:Epichu.GIF
File:GFE.jpg|[[ZA WARUDO|GFE]]
Image:Efk.jpg|[[Epic fail kid]]
File:Epichu.GIF
Image:Epic Fail Guy by Atticus1337.jpg
File:Efk.jpg|[[Epic fail kid]]
Image:Epic.gif|By failing at failure, EFG ''wins'', thus defining a new ontological space.
File:Epic Fail Guy by Atticus1337.jpg
Image:Epic-fail-guy-dance.gif
File:Epic.gif|By failing at failure, EFG ''wins'', thus defining a new ontological space.
Image:EFG Goes Weird.jpg|EFG goes weird.
File:Epic-fail-guy-dance.gif
Image:Wryyyyyymember.JPG
File:EFG Goes Weird.jpg|EFG goes weird.
Image:EFGWiki.Gif
File:Wryyyyyymember.JPG
Image:Fucking-Fail.jpg|[[That Fucking Cat|If I see that fucking EFG one more time...]]
File:EFGWiki.Gif
Image:Fawerfercf.jpg
File:Fucking-Fail.jpg|[[That Fucking Cat|If I see that fucking EFG one more time...]]
Image:EPIC_FAIL_GUY_HELMET.jpg
File:Fawerfercf.jpg
Image:efg1.jpg
File:EPIC_FAIL_GUY_HELMET.jpg
Image:Epicfailsandhabbo.jpg|[[IRL]] EFGs!
File:efg1.jpg
Image:Wfgparade.jpg
File:Epicfailsandhabbo.jpg|[[IRL]] EFGs!
Image:Efg3d.jpg|EFG in 3D [[OMG]]
File:Wfgparade.jpg
Image:Howdoifailed7chan.jpg
File:Efg3d.jpg|EFG in 3D [[OMG]]
Image:EFGSnogger.jpg
File:Howdoifailed7chan.jpg
Image:Hellion_Epic_failguy.gif
File:EFGSnogger.jpg
Image:Efg furry.gif
File:Hellion_Epic_failguy.gif
Image:EFGSCI.JPG
File:Efg_furry.png
Image:Efg 2.0.png|EFG goes [[Web 2.0|2.0]] as a .png file.
File:EFGSCI.JPG
Image:Joshua-Erik's EFG easter egg.jpg
File:Efg 2.0.png|EFG goes [[Web 2.0|2.0]] as a .png file.
Image:paintefg.jpg
File:Joshua-Erik's EFG easter egg.jpg
Image:EpicFailGuyRox.gif|Failing at synchronization.
File:paintefg.jpg
Image:Epicfailsis.gif|Epic Fail Girl
File:EpicFailGuyRox.gif|Failing at synchronization.
Image:Britney-shotgun.jpg|The other Epic Fail Girl.
File:Epicfailsis.gif|Epic Fail Girl
Image:Theyfailatlove.GIF|Is anyone surprised?
File:Britney-shotgun.jpg|The other Epic Fail Girl.
Image:efgmem.gif|In memory of EFG, yet another casualty of Co$. See thread below.
File:Theyfailatlove.GIF|Is anyone surprised?
Image:EFICHIGO.jpg|EGF fails at being a Death God.
File:efgmem.gif|In memory of EFG, yet another casualty of Co$. See thread below.
Image:Epicbrailleguy.jpg|[[I see what you did there|Epic Braille Guy]]
File:EFICHIGO.jpg|EGF fails at being a Death God.
Image:Epic Mail Guy1.jpg|Epic Mail Guy
File:Epicbrailleguy.jpg|[[I see what you did there|Epic Braille Guy]]
Image:Epic Mail Guy2.jpg|[[I Am In Your Base Killing Your D00ds|Moar Epic Mail Guy...]]
File:Epic Mail Guy1.jpg|Epic Mail Guy
Image:Epic Mail Guy34.jpg|[[Rule 34|YET MOAR Epic Mail Guy!!1]]
File:Epic Mail Guy2.jpg|[[I Am In Your Base Killing Your D00ds|Moar Epic Mail Guy...]]
Image:EFGinSSFIITHD.jpg|He even makes game cameos!
File:Epic Mail Guy34.jpg|[[Rule 34|YET MOAR Epic Mail Guy!!1]]
Image:ENGJetpack.gif|Wat
File:EFGinSSFIITHD.jpg|He even makes game cameos!
Image:EFG Fail.jpg|[[Combofag|Swing and a miss.]]
File:ENGJetpack.gif|Wat
Image:EpicFailMilhouse.jpg| [[Milhouse|OH SHI-]]
File:EFG Fail.jpg|[[Combofag|Swing and a miss.]]
Image:EFGbump.jpg|[[Bump]]
File:EpicFailMilhouse.jpg| [[Milhouse|OH SHI-]]
Image:EFG.JPG|EFG can't tea party.
File:EFGbump.jpg|[[Bump]]
Image:Pools closed.png|EFG commands you to GTFO due to his failure.
File:EFG.JPG|EFG can't tea party.
File:Pools closed.png|EFG commands you to GTFO due to his failure.
</gallery>|}}
</gallery>|}}


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<big>'''Random Stuff'''</big>
<big>'''Random Stuff'''</big>
{{Frame|{{fv|efgtube|background-color:#222222;|font-weight: bold;|
{{Frame|{{fv|efgtube|background-color:#222222;|font-weight: bold;|
<youtube>4l14CjncdXQ</youtube>
<center><youtube>4l14CjncdXQ</youtube>
<center>'''EFG IRL Trolling'''</center>
<br>'''EFG IRL Trolling'''</center>
<youtube>ays0Zom68Kc</youtube>
|<center><youtube>yynWPJw0ILI</youtube>
|<youtube>yynWPJw0ILI</youtube>
<br>'''EFG - Locker Protest'''</center>
<center>'''EFG - Locker Protest'''</center>
<!--
|<youtube>agnlMBz_AQE</youtube>
|<center><youtube>agnlMBz_AQE</youtube>
<center>'''EFG-Epic Fail Guy at Comic Con'''</center>
<br>'''EFG-Epic Fail Guy at Comic Con'''</center>
|<center><youtube>yJz0Sel3ZOs</youtube></center>
-->
}}|border=#555555|background=#222222}}
}}|border=#555555|background=#222222}}
</center>
</center>
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<big>'''The Adventures of Epic Fail Guy'''</big>
<big>'''The Adventures of Epic Fail Guy'''</big>
{{Frame|{{fv|efgadventures|background-color:#222222;|font-weight: bold;|
{{Frame|{{fv|efgadventures|background-color:#222222;|font-weight: bold;|
<youtube>ORElq6gKnuM</youtube>
<center><youtube>ORElq6gKnuM</youtube></center>
|<youtube>W0negoqzgb8</youtube>
|<center><youtube>W0negoqzgb8</youtube></center>
|<youtube>UWrieC29hXM</youtube>
|<center><youtube>UWrieC29hXM</youtube></center>
|<youtube>iV9x0XlE08U</youtube>
|<center><youtube>iV9x0XlE08U</youtube></center>
|<youtube>39exwZ8GAMo</youtube>
|<center><youtube>39exwZ8GAMo</youtube></center>
|<youtube>e32NxHR2vTE</youtube>
|<center><youtube>e32NxHR2vTE</youtube></center>
|<youtube>OYV-Sx9YGPA</youtube>
|<center><youtube>OYV-Sx9YGPA</youtube></center>
|<youtube>wjPMXQUoaaQ</youtube>
|<center><youtube>wjPMXQUoaaQ</youtube></center>
|<youtube>TCGFE1vd2vE</youtube>
|<center><youtube>TCGFE1vd2vE</youtube></center>
|<youtube>y6f16meMUxY</youtube>
|<center><youtube>y6f16meMUxY</youtube></center>
|<youtube>nPIvh5-BxiQ</youtube>
|<center><youtube>nPIvh5-BxiQ</youtube></center>
|<youtube>jFJUqngmfAs</youtube>
|<center><youtube>jFJUqngmfAs</youtube></center>
}}|border=#555555|background=#222222}}
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{{cg||archivegallery|center|<gallery>
{{cg||archivegallery|center|<gallery>
Image:Epicgetguy.jpg|Epic Fail Guy renamed to Epic Get Guy!
File:Epicgetguy.jpg|Epic Fail Guy renamed to Epic Get Guy!
Image:Elite_Beat.gif|A man is in trouble, and it's EFG to the rescue!
File:Elite_Beat.gif|A man is in trouble, and it's EFG to the rescue!
Image:efgthread.png|This thread is where EFG rediscovered his mask. EFG actually always had a mask since his first thread, but this is the only one wherein he regains it. See also: dirty lies.
File:efgthread.png|This thread is where EFG rediscovered his mask. EFG actually always had a mask since his first thread, but this is the only one wherein he regains it. See also: dirty lies.
Image:EFGexplained.gif|Guy Fawkes goes back in time and explains how the mask got into the trash can. Be warned: you have just lost the game, and will do so again by reading this epic archive.
File:EFGexplained.png|Guy Fawkes goes back in time and explains how the mask got into the trash can. Be warned: you have just lost the game, and will do so again by reading this epic archive.
Image:Combo_thread.jpg|EFG manages to make multiple combos without a single C-C-COMBO BREAKER.
File:Combo_thread.jpg|EFG manages to make multiple combos without a single C-C-COMBO BREAKER.
Image:Epic fucking fail.png|EFG defines fail.
File:Epic fucking fail.png|EFG defines fail.
Image:EFG_Kills_Brock.jpg|Brock is slain by Epic Fail Guy, all for a boulder badge. This is around when the mask shit started.
File:EFG_Kills_Brock.jpg|Brock is slain by Epic Fail Guy, all for a boulder badge. This is around when the mask shit started.
Image:Efgsing.jpg|EFG hijacks a thread and starts singing.
File:Efgsing.jpg|EFG hijacks a thread and starts singing.
</gallery>|<gallery>
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:EFG555get.png|EFG fails once again.
File:EFG555get.png|EFG fails once again.
Image:EFGquads.png | EFG learns to win.
File:EFGquads.png | EFG learns to win.
Image:Epic_win_guy.png|Thanks to the wordfilters, Epic Fail Guy returns as Epic Win Guy!
File:Epic_win_guy.png|Thanks to the wordfilters, Epic Fail Guy returns as Epic Win Guy!
Image:Epic_Fain_Guy.jpg|EFG fuses with his counterpart, EWG.
File:Epic_Fain_Guy.jpg|EFG fuses with his counterpart, EWG.
Image:Pick_a_Card.png|EFG travels half way around the world to pull off the best card trick of the century.
File:Pick_a_Card.png|EFG travels half way around the world to pull off the best card trick of the century.
Image:Prince_of_Bel_Air.png|EFG recites everyone's favorite song.
File:Prince_of_Bel_Air.png|EFG recites everyone's favorite song.
Image:Safe_Sex.png|EFG shows everyone how to (mis)practice safe sex in the bedroom.
File:Safe_Sex.png|EFG shows everyone how to (mis)practice safe sex in the bedroom.
Image:Sam_and_Max.png|EFG steals script straight from ''Sam & Max''.
File:Sam_and_Max.png|EFG steals script straight from ''Sam & Max''.
Image:The_Button.jpg|EFG tries to end /b/, and fails horribly.
File:The_Button.jpg|EFG tries to end /b/, and fails horribly.
Image:thatwasmeLOL.gif|EFG is his own combobreaker.
File:thatwasmeLOL.gif|EFG is his own combobreaker.
Image:Efgmulti.png|EFG fails again at a combo.
File:Efgmulti.png|EFG fails again at a combo.
Image:Efgproof.png|EFG is proved to be into bestiality.
File:Efgproof.png|EFG is proved to be into bestiality.
Image:Efg3dthread.png|EFG goes on a 3D adventure.
File:Efg3dthread.png|EFG goes on a 3D adventure.
Image:EFGcourt.JPG|EFG goes to court - as a lawyer!
File:EFGcourt.JPG|EFG goes to court - as a lawyer!
Image:Triangle_combo.png|EFG invents the Triangle Combo.
File:Triangle_combo.png|EFG invents the Triangle Combo.
Image:EFG_combo_failure_screen.jpg|EFG fails incredibly hard in an impossibly short amount of time.
File:EFG_combo_failure_screen.jpg|EFG fails incredibly hard in an impossibly short amount of time.
Image:EFGepicTHREAD2.JPG|EFG gives us a PSA about his fake.
File:EFGepicTHREAD2.JPG|EFG gives us a PSA about his fake.
Image:efg40404040get.png|EFG gets both combo and 40404040 get, creating a paradox that kills /b/.
File:efg40404040get.png|EFG gets both combo and 40404040 get, creating a paradox that kills /b/.
Image:Efgshovel.gif|EFG crosses over 3 threads. Truly epic, but spammed to no end by newfags.
File:Efgshovel.gif|EFG crosses over 3 threads. Truly epic, but spammed to no end by newfags.
Image:Epic thread36.png|Failing at [[post ending in (x)|shit memes]] still doesn't make it funny.
File:Epic thread36.png|Failing at [[post ending in (x)|shit memes]] still doesn't make it funny.
Image:EFGCo$.jpeg|Xenu kidnaps EFG from /b/!
File:EFGCo$.jpeg|Xenu kidnaps EFG from /b/!
Image:Efgabduction2.jpg|EFK begins the search for his father..
File:Efgabduction2.jpg|EFK begins the search for his father..
Image:Efg_portal.jpg|EFG failing in [[fchan|Hell]].
File:Efg_portal.jpg|EFG failing in [[fchan|Hell]].
Image:EFGluck.jpg|EFG manages to get Godly Luck, WTF?
File:EFGluck.jpg|EFG manages to get Godly Luck, WTF?
Image:Newfags_destroys_b_with_epic_fail_clones.jpg|Newfag clones attacks EFG thread.
File:Newfags_destroys_b_with_epic_fail_clones.jpg|Newfag clones attacks EFG thread.
Image:clones_attack_EFG_thread_2.jpg|Newfag EFG clone post again, but then the real EFG notices...and finally does something about it.
File:clones_attack_EFG_thread_2.jpg|Newfag EFG clone post again, but then the real EFG notices...and finally does something about it.
Image:EFG_launches_war_against_clones.jpg|EFG launches the attack against the newfag clones. At the end it becomes an [[Epic Thread]].
File:EFG_launches_war_against_clones.jpg|EFG launches the attack against the newfag clones. At the end it becomes an [[Epic Thread]].
Image:EFG_fingers.jpg|EFG accidentally cuts of his fingers, but replaces them with his mask.
File:EFG_fingers.jpg|EFG accidentally cuts of his fingers, but replaces them with his mask.
Image:Epic_fail_guy_thread_wtf.png|A furry thread turns out to be EFG dreaming...or was he?
File:Epic_fail_guy_thread_wtf.png|A furry thread turns out to be EFG dreaming...or was he?
Image:Epic thread EFG.jpg|EFG's Christmas surprise.
File:Epic thread EFG.jpg|EFG's Christmas surprise.
‎Image:Efgattention.gif|he just want attention :(
‎File:Efgattention.gif|he just want attention :(
image:‎Epicfailguykillspedobear.jpg|[[doing it wrong|Pedobear wounds EFG.]]
File:‎Epicfailguykillspedobear.jpg|[[doing it wrong|Pedobear wounds EFG.]]
‎Image:Efgbirthday.jpg|No party hat for EFG. :(
‎File:Efgbirthday.jpg|No party hat for EFG. :(
‎Image:Efgboundaries.jpeg|We wouldn't love him any other way.
‎File:Efgboundaries.jpeg|We wouldn't love him any other way.
Image:Efgjerry.jpg|Idiot failing at [[that fucking cat|old memes]].
File:Efgjerry.jpg|Idiot failing at [[that fucking cat|old memes]].
‎Image:Efgpot.jpeg|He even fails at taking [[drugs]].
‎File:Efgpot.jpeg|He even fails at taking [[drugs]].
‎Image:Efgzorro.gif|Zorro?
‎File:Efgzorro.gif|Zorro?
Image:When_I_Say_7.png|ITT: Fail.
File:When_I_Say_7.png|ITT: Fail.
Image:EFKDies.jpg|A fail that utterly kills EFK.
File:EFKDies.jpg|A fail that utterly kills EFK.
Image:EFG_VelmaDaphneThread.jpg|An epic hijacking of a Velma and Daphne thread.
File:EFG_VelmaDaphneThread.jpg|An epic hijacking of a Velma and Daphne thread.
Image:EFG wormhole journey.png | EFG finds a wormhole and take a little journey.
File:EFG wormhole journey.png | EFG finds a wormhole and take a little journey.
Image:Epicefgthread.jpg | Proof that Epic Fail Guy still has what it takes to be a source of lulz
File:Epicefgthread.jpg | Proof that Epic Fail Guy still has what it takes to be a source of lulz
Image:Efgfailsatgetandhero.jpg | EFG triple-misses and accidentally kills EFW. The bullet had to travel through time and space, so whining about the few minute delay = losing the game.
File:Efgfailsatgetandhero.jpg | EFG triple-misses and accidentally kills EFW. The bullet had to travel through time and space, so whining about the few minute delay = losing the game.
Image:Howefgbroughtbback.jpg | EFG brings back /b/, which was at the time being DDoS'd, at least temporarily.
File:Howefgbroughtbback.jpg | EFG brings back /b/, which was at the time being DDoS'd, at least temporarily.
Image:EFG_New_Chair.png | EFG gets himself a new inflammable chair.
File:EFG_New_Chair.png | EFG gets himself a new inflammable chair.
Image:Epic fail arthur.png | EFG did it...kind of.
File:Epic fail arthur.png | EFG did it...kind of.
Image:Returnofefg.png | The real EFG returns to /b/...?
File:Returnofefg.png | The real EFG returns to /b/...?
Image:Doublezerofailwinget.png | 00 get.
File:Doublezerofailwinget.png | 00 get.
Image:EFG become EFZ.jpg | Epic Fail Zombie!!!!
File:EFG become EFZ.jpg | Epic Fail Zombie!!!!
Image:The_death_of_eric_failston.jpg | EFG vanquishes his arch-nemesis
File:The_death_of_eric_failston.jpg | EFG vanquishes his arch-nemesis
Image:Cooking_With_EFG.jpg | EFG's very own cooking show.
File:Cooking_With_EFG.jpg | EFG's very own cooking show.
Image:EPIC_EFG_BATTLE.jpg | EFG finally confronts his imposter.
File:EPIC_EFG_BATTLE.jpg | EFG finally confronts his imposter.
 
File:EFG_Hacks_Thread.gif | EFG shows /b/ his hacking skillz.
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* [http://podblanc.com/if-guy-fawkes-had-succeeded If Guy Fawkes Had Succeeded...] an interesting proposition.  
* [http://podblanc.com/if-guy-fawkes-had-succeeded If Guy Fawkes Had Succeeded...] an interesting proposition.  


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Latest revision as of 06:01, 7 November 2024


EFG and his son, jr
He does not approve
A new man, Epic Get Guy. Still fails a lot.
EFG is mostly recognized in other threads by a Guy Fawkes mask.
Established 1632 1066!
Taking over. The Scifags come first.
Epic Fail Campaign is here to ruin your entire Internets, and your IRL too.
Even TOW has to aknowledge EFGs contribution to the world of cinema.
They are legion, can't be stoped.
Epic triple win.
A new incarnation of EFG started to take over threads in June 2008, dubbed ENG, (Epic Nigger Guy) he took fail up to a whole new level.


The Epic Fail Guy now known as Epic Get Guy or -after seal-of-epic-failure-fusion with himself- Epic Win Guy is a meme in which Anonymous will draw images of a stick figure and imageboard roleplay this character going about various methods of failing completely. He is not to be confused with ZanderJGavin, the real Epic Fail Guy. This minor forced meme grew into a true meme of epic proportions when in one adventure he pulled a Guy Fawkes mask out of a bin. This image of a stickfigure wearing a mask much like in V for Vendetta became a meme and from then on most depictions of EFG will involve this mask. From then on, the original artist quit and let the faggotry run rampant. That fucking mask is fucking clownshoes. As a direct result of this, most alleged EFG threads are just people posting the same goddamn picture of EFG with the mask standing there, doing absolutely fucking nothing except failing in a very non-epic way. Recently a tripcode was created for efg, #mX@}kkbh, which results in !EFGGODxPJg, by some anon to attempt to weed out the newfags who are continuing to contribute to the faggotry. Recently EFG has a rival named "Epic Fail Guy 2" or "EFG 2"

Guy Fawkes was an English Catholic terrorist who tried to destroy the Anglican establishment by blowing up the English parliament in London the only person to ever enter Parliament with honest intentions some local retard to whom a bunch of real terrorists said "Here, Guy, just stand here and mind these barrels" and then ran off chortling to themselves because they knew he'd take the rap despite being completely unimportant in the plot.

Guy, the epic failure, was pwned before he could enact the Gunpowder Plot because King James utilized an early form of the secret service to stop the plan. Thus Guy became an Epic Fail that would be remembered for at least 100 years.

In threads that the OP or a majority of posters are undergoing complete and total failure, posting a picture of EFG is considered enough to tell Anonymous that he is failing the interbutts.

As Epic Fail Guy is a simple stick figure, many others have posted their own tales of fail using this character. Threads involving these stories usually turn into a complete mess as people post random EFG images in there and argue about whether the OP is the original EFG artist. These threads are best described as an epic failure.

Epic Fail Guy also has a son since a couple of months, Epic fail kid, already showing potential in becoming a mass failure just like his dad.

In June 2008, an Epic Fail Guy appeared who seemly isn't the original artist, but seems to bear traits from him. People argue whether this is really is the real EFG in disguise.

On December 23 2008, Epic Fail Guy was renamed Epic Get Guy after Getting a 5.

How to EFG

  1. Do (x), fail at it immediately. Riff on this and try to make it at least entertaining.
  2. Shoop EFG opening a box of win and (x) comes out. (x) can not equal win.
  3. Shoop EFG pressing the win button repeatedly and failing at it.
  4. Shoop EFG pressing win button and nothing happens.
  5. Shoop EFG saying he's going to "Post CP", mistakenly post Captain Picard and not child porn. (or any other objects or people with the initials “CP”.)
  6. State “(x) GET!”, which is actually impossible. (Examples: “&*iC! GET!”, "Eskimo Jews GET!")
  7. State “Newfags can't triforce.” and then fail at triforce on purpose.
  8. Use the term “epic win”, “i trolled you” and “lulz” in social situations which they obviously don't apply. The more stupid or awkward you can make it the better. This will enrage oldfags, newfags and moralfags. (Note: This is the most annoying thing on the internet.)
  9. Constantly explain what Anonymous is.
  10. Constantly state you are the leader of Anonymous.
  11. At all applicable social situations state, “Anonymous is all about exposing the crimes of Scientology.” (Which it obviously is)
  12. At all applicable social situations state, “Anonymous is a cult.” (Which it obviously is)
  13. Repeatedly ask everyone you know, “What about the Scientology children?!” (Which it obviously is)
  14. Draw swastikas and dicks everywhere on everything. (Lethal combo: dick swastikas) Try to focus on other people's personal property.
  15. Use the term, “we run this” to explain what EFG's is. Don't debate or explain it further. Ever.
  16. ????
  17. PROFIT!

Epic Win Guy

Epic Fail guy l2proxy

...

OH SHI-

Philosophy

All wins belong to the set of fail, and all fail belong to the universal set Epic Fail Guy. Did EFG himself draw this?

Gallery of Fail

  • Realistic failure.
    Realistic failure.
  • Even he hates furries
    Even he hates furries
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EFG on YouTube

Random Stuff


EFG IRL Trolling


EFG - Locker Protest

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The Adventures of Epic Fail Guy

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EFG Thread Archive

  • Epic Fail Guy renamed to Epic Get Guy!
    Epic Fail Guy renamed to Epic Get Guy!
  • A man is in trouble, and it's EFG to the rescue!
    A man is in trouble, and it's EFG to the rescue!
  • This thread is where EFG rediscovered his mask. EFG actually always had a mask since his first thread, but this is the only one wherein he regains it. See also: dirty lies.
    This thread is where EFG rediscovered his mask. EFG actually always had a mask since his first thread, but this is the only one wherein he regains it. See also: dirty lies.
  • Guy Fawkes goes back in time and explains how the mask got into the trash can. Be warned: you have just lost the game, and will do so again by reading this epic archive.
    Guy Fawkes goes back in time and explains how the mask got into the trash can. Be warned: you have just lost the game, and will do so again by reading this epic archive.
  • EFG manages to make multiple combos without a single C-C-COMBO BREAKER.
    EFG manages to make multiple combos without a single C-C-COMBO BREAKER.
  • EFG defines fail.
    EFG defines fail.
  • Brock is slain by Epic Fail Guy, all for a boulder badge. This is around when the mask shit started.
    Brock is slain by Epic Fail Guy, all for a boulder badge. This is around when the mask shit started.
  • EFG hijacks a thread and starts singing.
    EFG hijacks a thread and starts singing.
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  • EFG fails once again.
    EFG fails once again.
  • EFG learns to win.
    EFG learns to win.
  • Thanks to the wordfilters, Epic Fail Guy returns as Epic Win Guy!
    Thanks to the wordfilters, Epic Fail Guy returns as Epic Win Guy!
  • EFG fuses with his counterpart, EWG.
    EFG fuses with his counterpart, EWG.
  • EFG travels half way around the world to pull off the best card trick of the century.
    EFG travels half way around the world to pull off the best card trick of the century.
  • EFG recites everyone's favorite song.
    EFG recites everyone's favorite song.
  • EFG shows everyone how to (mis)practice safe sex in the bedroom.
    EFG shows everyone how to (mis)practice safe sex in the bedroom.
  • EFG steals script straight from Sam & Max.
    EFG steals script straight from Sam & Max.
  • EFG tries to end /b/, and fails horribly.
    EFG tries to end /b/, and fails horribly.
  • EFG is his own combobreaker.
    EFG is his own combobreaker.
  • EFG fails again at a combo.
    EFG fails again at a combo.
  • EFG is proved to be into bestiality.
    EFG is proved to be into bestiality.
  • EFG goes on a 3D adventure.
    EFG goes on a 3D adventure.
  • EFG goes to court - as a lawyer!
    EFG goes to court - as a lawyer!
  • EFG invents the Triangle Combo.
    EFG invents the Triangle Combo.
  • EFG fails incredibly hard in an impossibly short amount of time.
    EFG fails incredibly hard in an impossibly short amount of time.
  • EFG gives us a PSA about his fake.
    EFG gives us a PSA about his fake.
  • EFG gets both combo and 40404040 get, creating a paradox that kills /b/.
    EFG gets both combo and 40404040 get, creating a paradox that kills /b/.
  • EFG crosses over 3 threads. Truly epic, but spammed to no end by newfags.
    EFG crosses over 3 threads. Truly epic, but spammed to no end by newfags.
  • Failing at shit memes still doesn't make it funny.
    Failing at shit memes still doesn't make it funny.
  • Xenu kidnaps EFG from /b/!
    Xenu kidnaps EFG from /b/!
  • EFK begins the search for his father..
    EFK begins the search for his father..
  • EFG failing in Hell.
    EFG failing in Hell.
  • EFG manages to get Godly Luck, WTF?
    EFG manages to get Godly Luck, WTF?
  • Newfag clones attacks EFG thread.
    Newfag clones attacks EFG thread.
  • Newfag EFG clone post again, but then the real EFG notices...and finally does something about it.
    Newfag EFG clone post again, but then the real EFG notices...and finally does something about it.
  • EFG launches the attack against the newfag clones. At the end it becomes an Epic Thread.
    EFG launches the attack against the newfag clones. At the end it becomes an Epic Thread.
  • EFG accidentally cuts of his fingers, but replaces them with his mask.
    EFG accidentally cuts of his fingers, but replaces them with his mask.
  • A furry thread turns out to be EFG dreaming...or was he?
    A furry thread turns out to be EFG dreaming...or was he?
  • EFG's Christmas surprise.
    EFG's Christmas surprise.
  • he just want attention :(
    he just want attention :(
  • Pedobear wounds EFG.
    Pedobear wounds EFG.
  • No party hat for EFG. :(
    No party hat for EFG. :(
  • We wouldn't love him any other way.
    We wouldn't love him any other way.
  • Idiot failing at old memes.
    Idiot failing at old memes.
  • He even fails at taking drugs.
    He even fails at taking drugs.
  • Zorro?
    Zorro?
  • ITT: Fail.
    ITT: Fail.
  • A fail that utterly kills EFK.
    A fail that utterly kills EFK.
  • An epic hijacking of a Velma and Daphne thread.
    An epic hijacking of a Velma and Daphne thread.
  • EFG finds a wormhole and take a little journey.
    EFG finds a wormhole and take a little journey.
  • Proof that Epic Fail Guy still has what it takes to be a source of lulz
    Proof that Epic Fail Guy still has what it takes to be a source of lulz
  • EFG triple-misses and accidentally kills EFW. The bullet had to travel through time and space, so whining about the few minute delay = losing the game.
    EFG triple-misses and accidentally kills EFW. The bullet had to travel through time and space, so whining about the few minute delay = losing the game.
  • EFG brings back /b/, which was at the time being DDoS'd, at least temporarily.
    EFG brings back /b/, which was at the time being DDoS'd, at least temporarily.
  • EFG gets himself a new inflammable chair.
    EFG gets himself a new inflammable chair.
  • EFG did it...kind of.
    EFG did it...kind of.
  • The real EFG returns to /b/...?
    The real EFG returns to /b/...?
  • 00 get.
    00 get.
  • Epic Fail Zombie!!!!
    Epic Fail Zombie!!!!
  • EFG vanquishes his arch-nemesis
    EFG vanquishes his arch-nemesis
  • EFG's very own cooking show.
    EFG's very own cooking show.
  • EFG finally confronts his imposter.
    EFG finally confronts his imposter.
  • EFG shows /b/ his hacking skillz.
    EFG shows /b/ his hacking skillz.

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