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LSD also known as acid, the red-blue-green pill, the [[Jew|Jewry]] vaccine, and [[Weev|LOLSD]], is pure liquid ruin commonly soaked into blotter tabs and filled in vials for distribution on the [[Silk_Road|open market]]. It was first synthesized and tested by [[Switzerland|Albert Hoffman]]. Since his first trip was on his bicycle on April 19th, the day is celebrated by [[hippies]] every year as "[[Lolwut|Bicycle Day]]" with shitloads (0.1 mg) of LSD. | |||
When you consume LSD, you will be confronted with the fact that everyone else lives an inauthentic life and your mind will forever be ruined, seeing [[Goatse|things that human eyes were never meant to see]]. You will tell yourself that it's just a drug and you are hallucinating. But deep down, you will know that as you break out of your social conditioning and unbrainwash yourself, the truths and conclusions you come to are self-evident and your worldview is forever changed. Taking acid will also make you an enemy of the [[Jews]], doomed to bear the weight of dissatisfaction with society and hatred of its money-worshiping parasites. But hey, it's better than the alternative; being a pussy-ass [[faggot]] and going through life knowing that men in red Pendleton shirts are getting incredible kicks from things you'll never know. | |||
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Latest revision as of 23:23, 4 November 2024
LSD also known as acid, the red-blue-green pill, the Jewry vaccine, and LOLSD, is pure liquid ruin commonly soaked into blotter tabs and filled in vials for distribution on the open market. It was first synthesized and tested by Albert Hoffman. Since his first trip was on his bicycle on April 19th, the day is celebrated by hippies every year as "Bicycle Day" with shitloads (0.1 mg) of LSD.
When you consume LSD, you will be confronted with the fact that everyone else lives an inauthentic life and your mind will forever be ruined, seeing things that human eyes were never meant to see. You will tell yourself that it's just a drug and you are hallucinating. But deep down, you will know that as you break out of your social conditioning and unbrainwash yourself, the truths and conclusions you come to are self-evident and your worldview is forever changed. Taking acid will also make you an enemy of the Jews, doomed to bear the weight of dissatisfaction with society and hatred of its money-worshiping parasites. But hey, it's better than the alternative; being a pussy-ass faggot and going through life knowing that men in red Pendleton shirts are getting incredible kicks from things you'll never know.
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