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Final Fantasy X(a.k.a Final Fantasy 9 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]) is the 10th final fantasy game(not including [[Shit nobody cares about|shitty games]] that are almost as good as [[Big Rigs]]). It is overrated as fuck, but not as much as [[FF7]] and the game makes no fucking sense whatsoever a lot of the time.
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{{spoiler|Sin is Jecht, Tidus is a dream and Auron is dead}}
==Gameplay==


===Overworld===
'''''Final Fantasy X''''' is the 10th final fantasy game, not including [[Shit nobody cares about|the crappy spin-offs]]. It's either the most overrated piece of Japanese faggotry since [[FF7]] or the best game in the history of ever, depending on who you ask. If someone tells you it's the latter, however, they are most likely [[Wapanese]] and should be shot on site. This was the first Final Fantasy game to give birth to a shitty, crying sequel, FFX-2 (a.k.a FFX 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]), an experience so traumatic that <strike>no Final Fantasy game has ever had a direct sequel since</strike> it's only been repeated with [[Final Fantasy XIII]], which tells you something. Of course, FFX-2 tends to be more popular than the original, at least among [[/b/tards]] and [[13-year-old boys]] because of [[Pantyshot|all them titties]]. Final Fantasy X is also the first Final Fantasy to have included full voice-acting, an experience so traumatic that you'd think Square Enix might have chosen better [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUYJZ3Odm7o|voice actors in their future games.]


Pretty fucked up, there are [[at least 100]] [[fail|chests that don't even open]] but other than that there is nothing [[special]](except [[you]] of course)


===Battle===
===Battle===


Just keep pressing attack.
The way to win is to learn the enemy types that certain characters can defeat and exploit this. This is infinitely more [[Retard|retarded]] than it sounds because the game refuses to introduce new enemy types or scenarios or otherwise evolve at all over the course of the most tedious forty hours of your life. The player is essentially given a tutorial and then told to repeat endlessly as [[Virgin|Squeenix]] pushes you through hallways because this is FF and its [[Virgin|fanboys]] are too retarded to recognize when their shit game is only a conduit for a somehow shittier story.  
 
===Sphere grid===


Rather than having to grind to level up, you now need to grind to get points which do shit all by themself known as sphere levels(a.k.a slvls or [[special]] levels) which you must use in the sphere grid. That's right, you guessed it a grid of spheres. You use up sphere levels just moving around the fucking grid
There's also this gay thing called the sphere grid in case you felt like changing character classes for the lulz (and knocking their functional level back [[Old meme|over 9000]] in the process) and equipment customization that does nothing.


==Graphics==
==Graphics==
 
[[Image:Shitty ffx graphics.jpg|thumb|[[sarcasm|It looks so realistic]]]]
The graphics in FFX are pretty shit.  
The graphics in FFX are pretty shit, but they still beat [[Minecraft]].


==Characters==
==Characters==


===Main party===
===Main party===
*'''Tidus''' - The main character. He isn't actually real, he is a dream however the fuck that works.
[[Image:Wakka.jpg|thumb|Wakka, a hideous mutant [[Ginger]] ]]
*'''Wakka''' - A massive faggot who says "ya" after every single fucking sentence and is [[retarded]], ya. He thinks using "Forbidden machina" is bad and that Sin came because of this just because Yevon(some faggy religion) says so. He obviously doesn't notice that this is [[bullshit]]. He will most likely piss you off to no end if you ever play this game.
*[[Tidus|'''Tidus''']] - The main character, a shining example of why the [[Japanese]] are still [[Nazis]] since, like EVERY FINAL FANTASY LEAD MALE he's blonde, blue-eyed and [[emo]] as fuck.
*'''Lulu''' - The "[[black]] mage" of the party.
*'''Wakka''' - A massive faggot who says "ya" after every single sentence, ya. Seems to be some sort of mutated [[Spic]] and [[Ginger]] cross-breed Hawaiian surfer wannabee, ya. He will most likely piss you off to no end if you ever play this game, ya.
*'''Yuna''' - The "White mage" of the party, also capable of summoning magical beasts somehow, with a lack of [[battletoads]].
*'''Yuna''' - The "White Mage" of the party, who has only ever learned to speak in a whisper and dramatic pauses because her voice actor graduated from the [[Star Trek|William Shatner]] school of drama.  As a treat for the fanboys and to keep them playing,  her bra is hanging out all the time.
*'''Khimari''' - A ronso, an animal. Probably only in the game to appeal to [[furfags]], has some shitty attack that [[Jews|leeches]] health and mana from the target.
*'''Lulu''' - The "[[Black]] Mage" of the party who buys all her clothes from [[Hot Topic]] and has her boobs hanging out all the time.
*'''Auron''' - Some person who uses a long [[cock|sword]], he got [[pwned|killed]] by Yunalesca After Braska summoned the [[Final solution|final aeon]], sacrificing Jecht.
*'''Rikku''' - The "Useless [[Bimbo]]" of the party who speaks a weird language for the first few minutes of the game, then makes the player wish she would stop speaking English for the rest of it because being voiced by [[Tara Strong]], most of Rikku's dialogue is said in ear drum splitting high pitches that will have every dog in your neighborhood howling every time the character speaks.  And keeping with the theme, her ass is hanging out of her shorts all the time.
*'''Rikku''' - Some al-bhed bitch.
*'''Khimari''' - A cross between a [[furfag]] and a [[Na'vi]].
 
*'''Auron''' - Some guy who uses a long, phallic sword. Not typical of the [[Final Fantasy]] Series. Not at all.  In a nut shell, he's pretty much every drunk samurai you've seen in Japanese media from The Seven Samurai to whatever [[you]]'re reading in manga form right now.
===Other [[Lie|important]] characters===
 
*'''Sin''' - Some massive blue thing. Goes around Spira killing people [[for the lulz]].
*'''Jecht''' - Tidus' father(also a dream) he was the [[Final solution|final aeon]] Braska used to "[[Nope|kill]]" sin. Yu pagoda(some basement-dweller who plays [[World of Warcraft]] from inside sin and controls sin) corrupted the final aeon and Jecht became the new Sin.


===Random faggots===
===Other Characters===
[[Image:Ffxsin.jpg|thumb|Holy shit, Sin is Jecht]]
*'''Sin''' - Kills people [[for the lulz]],
what better reason is there?
*'''Jecht''' - Tidus' father, a [[Douchebag]], tattoo-addict and twice the man that Tidus will ever be because Tidus couldn't learn the Jecht shot without first crying himself into a pool of piss and getting a [[hand job]] out of pity from Yuna to raise his self confidence.  Proof of Jecht's superiority exists in that it is called the Jecht shot and that Tidus couldn't invent something of his own, I don't know, maybe called the Tidus Shot.
*'''Shinra''' - To keep the self abusing fantards happy, this is a sort of prequel for [[Final Fantasy VII]] because the character Shinra develops the technology that is raping mother Earth in FF7.  Get it?  The character's name is Shinra and you have to fight the Shinra Corp. led by Rufus Shinra.  It's faggotry like this why we have diseases like [[Shinra Online]] on the internet.
*'''Seymour''' - Literally the high priest of faggotry. Not only does he have one of the most ridiculous hairstyles in the whole of [[animu]], but he talks like [[Girlvinyl]] trying to do a [[Michael Jackson]] impression, while spouting [[pseudointellectual]] Buddhist [[bullshit]] like every Hollywood cumstain, celebrity child that visualizes themselves as a great thinker but only succeeds in embarrassing themselves when they post on [[Twitter]], [[Will Smith|Jaden Smith]] comes to mind.  He seems to be completely incapable of wearing a shirt that properly covers his chest (like every other character in the game), has ridiculously huge [[Hentai]] hands, and fights by summoning this giant [[BDSM]] gimp-monster that's [[incest|also his mom]].  Just imagine [[Sephiroth]] if his parents were [[Hatsune Miku]] and [[pokemon|Pikachu]].


*'''Rin''' - An al-bhed who sells stuff.
=HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA=


===[[Cactuar]]s===
<center>{{frame|<big>'''HA HA HA HA HA HA'''</big><br>
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*'''Quaktuar''' - A piece of shit.
This [[unfunny]] [[forced meme]]  is usually spammed when the subject of Final Fantasy X trundles across the bloodshot eyes of any pathetic [[v/]]irgins. It recites a disgustingly akward horrible cringeworthy cut scene (of which there are [[over 9000|many]]) with Teedus and Poona, where that cracka ho suggests to Teedus that the best way to cheer him up is farting out some dry chuckles, the following event would make even the most hardiest of men's balls shrivel up, and ruins what is already a shit game. What isn't seen is Teedus slapping that skinny white slut and giving her a quick lesson on [[blowjob|the appropriate way to cheer him up]].
*'''Normal Cactuar''' - Shoots 1,000 needles
*'''Cactuar king''' - Shoots 10,000 needles and can even shoot 99,999 needles!!11!one!1! Which is a guaranteed 1 hit kill


==Story==
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{{spoiler|Sin is Jecht, Tidus is a dream and Auron is dead}}


[[Lie|This makes perfect sense]].


==See also==
==See also==


*[[List of video games where the final boss is Adolf Hitler or daddy issues]]
*[[Tidus]]
*[[Playstation 2]]  
*[[Playstation 2]]  
*[[FF7]]
*[[FF7]]
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Final Fantasy X is the 10th final fantasy game, not including the crappy spin-offs. It's either the most overrated piece of Japanese faggotry since FF7 or the best game in the history of ever, depending on who you ask. If someone tells you it's the latter, however, they are most likely Wapanese and should be shot on site. This was the first Final Fantasy game to give birth to a shitty, crying sequel, FFX-2 (a.k.a FFX 2: Electric Boogaloo), an experience so traumatic that no Final Fantasy game has ever had a direct sequel since it's only been repeated with Final Fantasy XIII, which tells you something. Of course, FFX-2 tends to be more popular than the original, at least among /b/tards and 13-year-old boys because of all them titties. Final Fantasy X is also the first Final Fantasy to have included full voice-acting, an experience so traumatic that you'd think Square Enix might have chosen better actors in their future games.


Battle

The way to win is to learn the enemy types that certain characters can defeat and exploit this. This is infinitely more retarded than it sounds because the game refuses to introduce new enemy types or scenarios or otherwise evolve at all over the course of the most tedious forty hours of your life. The player is essentially given a tutorial and then told to repeat endlessly as Squeenix pushes you through hallways because this is FF and its fanboys are too retarded to recognize when their shit game is only a conduit for a somehow shittier story.

There's also this gay thing called the sphere grid in case you felt like changing character classes for the lulz (and knocking their functional level back over 9000 in the process) and equipment customization that does nothing.

Graphics

It looks so realistic

The graphics in FFX are pretty shit, but they still beat Minecraft.

Characters

Main party

Wakka, a hideous mutant Ginger
  • Tidus - The main character, a shining example of why the Japanese are still Nazis since, like EVERY FINAL FANTASY LEAD MALE he's blonde, blue-eyed and emo as fuck.
  • Wakka - A massive faggot who says "ya" after every single sentence, ya. Seems to be some sort of mutated Spic and Ginger cross-breed Hawaiian surfer wannabee, ya. He will most likely piss you off to no end if you ever play this game, ya.
  • Yuna - The "White Mage" of the party, who has only ever learned to speak in a whisper and dramatic pauses because her voice actor graduated from the William Shatner school of drama. As a treat for the fanboys and to keep them playing, her bra is hanging out all the time.
  • Lulu - The "Black Mage" of the party who buys all her clothes from Hot Topic and has her boobs hanging out all the time.
  • Rikku - The "Useless Bimbo" of the party who speaks a weird language for the first few minutes of the game, then makes the player wish she would stop speaking English for the rest of it because being voiced by Tara Strong, most of Rikku's dialogue is said in ear drum splitting high pitches that will have every dog in your neighborhood howling every time the character speaks. And keeping with the theme, her ass is hanging out of her shorts all the time.
  • Khimari - A cross between a furfag and a Na'vi.
  • Auron - Some guy who uses a long, phallic sword. Not typical of the Final Fantasy Series. Not at all. In a nut shell, he's pretty much every drunk samurai you've seen in Japanese media from The Seven Samurai to whatever you're reading in manga form right now.

Other Characters

Holy shit, Sin is Jecht

what better reason is there?

  • Jecht - Tidus' father, a Douchebag, tattoo-addict and twice the man that Tidus will ever be because Tidus couldn't learn the Jecht shot without first crying himself into a pool of piss and getting a hand job out of pity from Yuna to raise his self confidence. Proof of Jecht's superiority exists in that it is called the Jecht shot and that Tidus couldn't invent something of his own, I don't know, maybe called the Tidus Shot.
  • Shinra - To keep the self abusing fantards happy, this is a sort of prequel for Final Fantasy VII because the character Shinra develops the technology that is raping mother Earth in FF7. Get it? The character's name is Shinra and you have to fight the Shinra Corp. led by Rufus Shinra. It's faggotry like this why we have diseases like Shinra Online on the internet.
  • Seymour - Literally the high priest of faggotry. Not only does he have one of the most ridiculous hairstyles in the whole of animu, but he talks like Girlvinyl trying to do a Michael Jackson impression, while spouting pseudointellectual Buddhist bullshit like every Hollywood cumstain, celebrity child that visualizes themselves as a great thinker but only succeeds in embarrassing themselves when they post on Twitter, Jaden Smith comes to mind. He seems to be completely incapable of wearing a shirt that properly covers his chest (like every other character in the game), has ridiculously huge Hentai hands, and fights by summoning this giant BDSM gimp-monster that's also his mom. Just imagine Sephiroth if his parents were Hatsune Miku and Pikachu.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

HA HA HA HA HA HA

This unfunny forced meme is usually spammed when the subject of Final Fantasy X trundles across the bloodshot eyes of any pathetic v/irgins. It recites a disgustingly akward horrible cringeworthy cut scene (of which there are many) with Teedus and Poona, where that cracka ho suggests to Teedus that the best way to cheer him up is farting out some dry chuckles, the following event would make even the most hardiest of men's balls shrivel up, and ruins what is already a shit game. What isn't seen is Teedus slapping that skinny white slut and giving her a quick lesson on the appropriate way to cheer him up.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.


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