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[[File:Ugh.jpg|right|thumb|[[fugly|Classy]] [[Woman]]]]
[[File:Ugh.jpg|right|thumb|[[fugly|Classy]] [[Woman]]]]
Ayumihamilton, aka Lady Ayumi, Masterintegra, Ayuham, and other aliases that nobody knows (or wants to know) about, is an [[otaku]] [[drama whore]] that takes the [[internets]] too seriously. She is a huge fan of [[Hellsing]], currently is obsessed with [[fag|Sir Integral]]. She claimed that she was born at [[England]], but she got kicked off because they're tired of her whining, which is one of their biggest enemies. Currently she lives in [[Washington]] ,and still acts like a [[fatass]] [[bitch]] and has [[no friends]] in school. By getting rid of her accent she now talks like an average [[white trash]]. She has no [[azn]] friends because they know how [[annoying]] and [[bitchy]] she is and tries to be like them just to fit in, but it didn't work out. Instead she has [[wapanese]] friends. She is an angry [[lesbian]] that used to be [[straight]] because most guys [[do not want]] her. Apparently, she is complaining that guys kept emailing her that they want to have [[buttsecks]] with her, which in fact is true. She usually receives love notes from [[trolls]] and [[pedophiles]].
Ayumihamilton, aka Lady Ayumi, Masterintegra, Ayuham, and other aliases that nobody knows (or wants to know) about, is an [[otaku]] [[drama whore]] that takes the [[internets]] too seriously. She is a huge fan of [[Hellsing]], currently is obsessed with [[fag|Sir Integral]]. She claimed that she was born in [[England]], but she got kicked out because they were tired of her whining, which is one of their biggest pet peeves. Currently she lives in [[Washington]], and still acts like a [[fatass]] [[bitch]] and has [[no friends]] in school. By getting rid of her accent she now talks like [[white trash]]. She has no [[azn]] friends because they know how [[annoying]] and [[bitchy]] she is and how she tries to be like them just to fit in. Instead she has [[wapanese]] friends. She is an angry [[lesbian]] that used to be [[straight]], however most guys [[do not want]] her. Apparently, she is complaining that guys kept emailing her about how they want to have [[buttsecks]] with her, which in fact is true. She usually receives these love notes from [[trolls]] and [[pedophiles]].


==Youtube==
==Overview==
===Youtube===
[[File:Ayuham_video.jpg|right|thumb|[[MOAR]][[oneoneone|!!1]]]]
[[File:Ayuham_video.jpg|right|thumb|[[MOAR]][[oneoneone|!!1]]]]
[[YouTube]] is where she started her [[OL]] [[drama]] rampage. Where she posts her meaningless videos singing [[shitty]] [[anime]] songs from [[Hellsing]]. She sounds like she's squealing, and sounds like that she forgot the lyrics. She really did though. She gets easily offended if you criticize her videos, saying "You're a fatty that can't sing or cosplay." Say something like this to her she'll likely cause a dispute (like a [[Internet tough guy]]), telling you to go back to school, and argue saying that she's the best. Usually in a response she really has bad grammar for example, she writes from "you're to youre" and types in [[ALL CAPS]]. And to mention that her subscribers defend her constructive critics saying, "[[retard|OMG! They call you fat!? Youre NOT FAT TO MEEE!!11one!!1]]". [[Plz]], don't get me started on that Hyde karaoke video.
[[YouTube]] is where she started her rampage of [[OL]] [[drama]]. There, she posts her meaningless videos singing [[shitty]] [[anime]] songs from [[Hellsing]]. As a result of having a layer of Cheetos dust coating her throat, she sings like an infant being run over by a Peterbilt. She is easily offended by criticism and will employ a variety of intellectual remarks as a rebuttal. She'll likely cause a dispute (like an [[Internet tough guy]]), telling you to go back to school, and insist that she's the best. Her subscribers defend against her constructive critics saying, "[[retard|OMG! They call you fat!? Youre NOT FAT TO MEEE!!11one!!1]]". [[Plz]], don't get me started on that Hyde karaoke video.




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==Tiffany Stevens?==
==Tiffany Stevens?==
Believe it or not, Ayumi used to go out with Tiffany aka [[Hellsingripvanwinkle]] who is also a [[Hellsing]] [[fangirl]]. She thought that the relationship would live happily ever after.. but no, they broke up because they argued alot. Many believe that Ayumi is really Tiffany by their pale skin, [[fat]], bitchiness, and their same face. Currently, this remains a mystery.
Believe it or not, Ayumi used to go out with Tiffany aka [[Hellsingripvanwinkle]] who is also a [[Hellsing]] [[fangirl]]. She thought that the relationship would live happily ever after.. but no, they broke up because they argued a lot. Many believe that Ayumi is really Tiffany because of their pale skin, [[fat]], bitchiness, and similar faces. Currently, this remains a mystery.


[http://www.cosplayfucks.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=756&st=225 The time that she defended Tiffany.]
[http://www.cosplayfucks.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=756&st=225 The time that she defended Tiffany.]
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Ayumi Defended Tiffany's [[nazi]] tribute video.
Ayumi Defended Tiffany's [[nazi]] tribute video.


===PROOF:===
====PROOF:====
[[Image:AyuDefendTiff.png]]
[[Image:AyuDefendTiff.png]]


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[[Image:HateNote.jpg]]
[[Image:HateNote.jpg]]


==Livejournal==
===Livejournal===
[[LJ]] is another site the writes about [[crappy]] blogs that [[shit nobody cares about|nobody cares about]]. Unlike [[MySpace]]'s "how much she hates [[men]]" blogs, her [[LJ]] blogs focuses [[moar]] on the [[emo]] side.
[[LJ]] is another site where she writes [[crappy]] blogs full of [[shit nobody cares about|nobody cares about]]. Unlike [[MySpace]]'s "how much she hates [[men]]" blogs, her [[LJ]] blogs focuses [[moar]] on her [[emo]] side.


===Examples:===
====Examples:====
[[Image:AyuEmo.png]]
[[Image:AyuEmo.png]]
[[Image:AyuEmo2.jpg]]
[[Image:AyuEmo2.jpg]]
==Gallery==
These are photos of her are taken at the dark just to look [[goth]] or [[hawt]]. Which all of these photos lead to a cause of an [[internet disease]]. Other photos of her [[cosplay|cosplaying]] as Sir Integral from [[Hellsing]].
<center>
<Gallery>
Image:AyuBlonde.jpg|Blonde Bombshell? No.
Image:AyuBlonde2.jpg|Licking with her filthy nails.
Image:AyuGoth.jpg|I'm so kawaii!!1
Image:AyuGoth2.jpg|[[Nice try]], but it's [[shopped]].
Image:Ayuham_asking_for_it.jpg|Careful! She's [[asking for it]].
Image:Ayuham_Wigger.jpg|Peace Out! [[Niggas]].
Image:FatFire.jpg|[[WTF]]!!
Image:FGAS.jpg|[[You are doing it wrong]]
Image:SmokingWeed.jpg|She loves to smoke [[teh]] [[weed]].
Image:Pocky_Drug.jpg|She loves her cigar so much, that she ate it like it was [[pocky]].
Image:Ayuham_Bite.jpg|Even [[retarded]] kids like to get a taste of her.
</gallery>
</center>


==Her "[[drama|Dramatic]]" Response to [[ED]]==
==Her "[[drama|Dramatic]]" Response to [[ED]]==
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*[[your mom]]
*[[your mom]]
*[[you]]
*[[you]]
==Gallery==
These are photos of her are taken in the dark just to look [[goth]]. These photos lead caused an [[internet disease]]. Other photos of her [[cosplay|cosplaying]] as Sir Integral from [[Hellsing]].
<center>
<Gallery>
Image:AyuBlonde.jpg|Blonde Bombshell? No.
Image:AyuBlonde2.jpg|Licking with her filthy nails.
Image:AyuGoth.jpg|I'm so kawaii!!1
Image:AyuGoth2.jpg|[[Nice try]], but it's [[shopped]].
Image:Ayuham_asking_for_it.jpg|Careful! She's [[asking for it]].
Image:Ayuham_Wigger.jpg|Peace Out! [[Niggas]].
Image:FatFire.jpg|[[WTF]]!!
Image:FGAS.jpg|[[You are doing it wrong]]
Image:SmokingWeed.jpg|She loves to smoke [[teh]] [[weed]].
Image:Pocky_Drug.jpg|She loves her cigar so much, that she ate it like it was [[pocky]].
Image:Ayuham_Bite.jpg|Even [[retarded]] kids like to get a taste of her.
</gallery>
</center>


==See Also==
==See Also==
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*<s>[http://myspace.com/SirIntegraMasterson Her Myspace]</s> '''BALEETED!'''  
*<s>[http://myspace.com/SirIntegraMasterson Her Myspace]</s> '''BALEETED!'''  
*[http://www.socialurl.com/SirIntegraMasterson Her Social URL]  
*[http://www.socialurl.com/SirIntegraMasterson Her Social URL]  
*[http://ayumihamilton.livejournal.com/ ayumihamilton] Her archived [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/LJ LJ].
*[http://ayumihamilton.livejournal.com/ ayumihamilton] Her archived [[LJ]].
*[http://www.okcupid.com/profile/nekosister Her OkCupid]
*[http://www.okcupid.com/profile/nekosister Her OkCupid]


Latest revision as of 06:19, 9 August 2024

Classy Woman

Ayumihamilton, aka Lady Ayumi, Masterintegra, Ayuham, and other aliases that nobody knows (or wants to know) about, is an otaku drama whore that takes the internets too seriously. She is a huge fan of Hellsing, currently is obsessed with Sir Integral. She claimed that she was born in England, but she got kicked out because they were tired of her whining, which is one of their biggest pet peeves. Currently she lives in Washington, and still acts like a fatass bitch and has no friends in school. By getting rid of her accent she now talks like white trash. She has no azn friends because they know how annoying and bitchy she is and how she tries to be like them just to fit in. Instead she has wapanese friends. She is an angry lesbian that used to be straight, however most guys do not want her. Apparently, she is complaining that guys kept emailing her about how they want to have buttsecks with her, which in fact is true. She usually receives these love notes from trolls and pedophiles.

Overview

Youtube

MOAR!!1

YouTube is where she started her rampage of OL drama. There, she posts her meaningless videos singing shitty anime songs from Hellsing. As a result of having a layer of Cheetos dust coating her throat, she sings like an infant being run over by a Peterbilt. She is easily offended by criticism and will employ a variety of intellectual remarks as a rebuttal. She'll likely cause a dispute (like an Internet tough guy), telling you to go back to school, and insist that she's the best. Her subscribers defend against her constructive critics saying, "OMG! They call you fat!? Youre NOT FAT TO MEEE!!11one!!1". Plz, don't get me started on that Hyde karaoke video.


Drama Proof. WARNING! May contain ALL CAPS.


Tiffany Stevens?

Believe it or not, Ayumi used to go out with Tiffany aka Hellsingripvanwinkle who is also a Hellsing fangirl. She thought that the relationship would live happily ever after.. but no, they broke up because they argued a lot. Many believe that Ayumi is really Tiffany because of their pale skin, fat, bitchiness, and similar faces. Currently, this remains a mystery.

The time that she defended Tiffany.

Ayumi Defended Tiffany's nazi tribute video.

PROOF:

Sorry to piss on your party, but, Jews can be Nazis [1]

Her LJ Breakup Emo note:

Her MySpace Breakup Hate note:

Livejournal

LJ is another site where she writes crappy blogs full of nobody cares about. Unlike MySpace's "how much she hates men" blogs, her LJ blogs focuses moar on her emo side.

Examples:

Her "Dramatic" Response to ED

LULZ!! Removed due to butthurt!

   
“ 		 
To the people that are coming to view my videos cause a stupid website, not gonna name it coughs encyclopedia dramatica coughs Here are the truths about me. To the person that will probably put this up on the site, your a loser.
  		„
  		 

—Ayumihamilton

Ayumi's Idols & Ass-Kissers

Gallery

These are photos of her are taken in the dark just to look goth. These photos lead caused an internet disease. Other photos of her cosplaying as Sir Integral from Hellsing.

See Also

External Links

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