User:Disassemblyline

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notice: i resign

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i'm done with this site. no matter who controls it, there was and will always be a glaringly obvious degree of being a yesman involved with the admins. this sounds obvious unless you were there before every single one of the current admins (a good example is H64, who has never taken kindly to me. this fucktard doesnt even remember who i am, lmfaoooo). this site is circular in such a way that it resembles an ouroboro eating its own tail: each time the site goes down...the same admins reappear on the new site.

gee, i couldnt imagine why the site keeps going down and why there is a diminished level of trust (or incentive to care about finding the latest iteration of ED...which will inevitably be controlled by the same individuals as before). as the very literal essence of contributing more than anyone else (including the a-e symbol itself), i resign. were done here. the site isnt legit if i dont use it. i was here before you and i'll be here after you. the rest is just larping.

i hope you find brighter days and wish you all well. i genuinely hope you anyone who reads this is in good health. i hope you find someone who isnt here to publicly suck the nearest admins dick until theyre given the keys encyclopedia dramatica, because it is this detail, alone, which i have always found to be the most truly offensive underlying detail about the continued state of this site. you look beyond those who actually built this site each and every time.

peace... Disassemblyline (talk) 00:50, 3 June 2024 (CDT)

who tf is disassemblyline? H64 (talk) 23:54, 3 June 2024 (CDT)

bro afaik we have never interacted. how are you gonna call me out like this q_q H64 (talk) 23:56, 3 June 2024 (CDT)

my stuff

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✆	page	description
☐	my sandbox	holds a bunch of formatting copypasta so i dont forget it
☒	sig guide	simple guide to creating sigs like this: - DL | talk | contribs
☒	sjis template	first attempt at making a template (had to learn somehow). it basically lets you draw using moontext
☒	photoframe template	essentially the same thing as {{fv}} / {{Videoframe}}, but for images
☒	ed balls	the man. the myth. the ed. the balls.
☒	stock market	how to make a good disambiguation page on this site. most of these pages should be covered by now.
☒	regina hill	youve read about encyclopedia dramatica admins pulling similar stunts but this is at a municipal level
☒	dj construction kit	throw djs off a cliff with this one simple trick
🄾	"fix" rainbow blinkies	a workaround for rainbow blinkies since <blink> and text-decoration: blink; were removed from most browsers this page will not automatically fix them (yet, hopefully), it just serves as an idea for fixing them in a logical way
🄾	bizarre stuff on youtube	weird stuff that might be useful additions to articles
🄾	list of lulz wikis	a list of wikis similar to ED, contains wikis with their own articles, different languages, etc

trivia

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Be all, end all

• too cool for that admin circlejerk shit
• the æ symbol was directly lifted from my username which i not only used in idlenet (originally), but still use elsewhere. "æœæœ", to be exact
  • wanna know who lifted it from me? that just happens to be none other than girlvinyl. ive never been credited or thanked for this, fyi
  • furthermore, girlvinyl was banned from this server by none other than cj, as if that wasnt a sign of things to come
    • she literally stole this symbol after being told "no, how about you be original" and was banned days later for...a multitude of reasons
• originally, encyclopedia dramatica had very little to do with livejournal beyond the scope of ljdrama
  • this sounds redundant but there was (is) a major difference between "we document livejournal drama" and "we are ljdrama"
  • bantown had more to do with the creation of this wiki than ljdrama, in reality. these are two completely separate, distinct things fyi
• i introduced odbtard to this wiki, the actual article i pointed him to was the troll article
  • his very first edit was on that same article, if my memory serves correctly
  • weev used odbtard to acquire "merit" and "credibility", yet he is nothing more than a neckbearded retard revered by autists
• between 2012-13 until 2016-17, zaiger hosted fucking child porn on encyclopedia dramatica servers, albeit it was not served directly on ED
  • ade will stand next to anyone, even if theyre a pedophile or actively harbor pedophiles so long as she can acquire "merit" and "credibility"
• satire rarely works. not because its ineffective or wielded wrong, but because people simply dont like that which they disagree with
  • the same reason why world peace can never exist, why opinions and wishful thinking are shouted over the facts, etc
• did you know that world2ch existed before 4chan?
  • moot was not fond of world2ch, and neither was something awful

interesting quotes

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	“	Say you wanna hear my problems, shocked when you find them out	„
	—Void - Who Are You?

	“	Notice everywhere there's mass confusion and packs of lies	„
	—Cro-Mags - We Gotta Know

	“	Now tired of walking, you started to run	„
	—DRI - Karma

	“	How many hold up under scrutiny from us on the street?	„
	—Paris & Kollabo Brothers - Words I Wrote

	“	Is it reality, or just a nightmare?	„
	—Discharge - Doomsday

	“	High-tech dialect you ain't catch yet	„
	—Rakim - New York (Ya Out There)

	“	Whats better than this? Guys being dudes	„
	—Steve Addazio, Head Coach of Boston College

	“	Red vial tidal wave	„
	—Demolition Hammer - Infectious Hospital Waste[1][2]

	“	I wouldn't speak my mind	„
	—Dag Nasty - Circles

	“	Killing us with a blackened rain, giving us a blackened grave	„
	—Chaos UK - 4 Minute Warning

	“	Obviously none of you can be trusted with guns, so I'm going to take them away from you	„
	—Superman[3]

	“	I guess it's true, apathy does prevail	„
	—Crumbsuckers - Trapped

	“	Caught in a void	„
	—Raw Deal - Backtrack

	“	It's fuckin art, man	„
	—Nuclear Assault - Art

	“	Hey punk, where you going with that flower in your hand	„
	—The Mothers Of Invention - Flower Punk[4][5]

	“	I hope I die before I get old	„
	—The Who - My Generation

	“	All I have is a mission	„
	—Aeon Flux[6]

	“	Alles klar, herr kommissar?	„
	—Falco - Der Kommissar[7]

	“	No one rides for free	„
	—Fu Manchu - Space Farm

	“	Who are these people?* I don't think so...**	„
	—Helen Hunt(*) and Bill Paxton(**) starring in one of the most hilariously bad movies of all time[8]

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