Fifty Hitler post

This page explains how to make a fifty Hitler post. For more information on usage, please see The Godwin Variation.

Traditional fifty Hitler post

Traditional fifty Hitler post as 1 large image (useful for forums that limit how many images you can post. (Except it's only 49 Hitlers, you fuckwit.)

Hitler postage is an old meme.

For the kid in you

"Where's Waldo?" variation

On the receiving end of the 50 Hitler Post

Fifty Terri Schiavos

Fifty Hitlers as one big jpeg

Furry Hitler for use in the yiffty Hitler variation

Fifty posts shows a sense of thoughtfulness and understanding.

Possibly fifty polar bears

Almost fifty Hitlers

Ascii 50 Hitler

Fifty Hitler Toast

Prologue

It should be noted that the Fifty Hitler Post concept can be applied to anything else. In a flame war, the opponent can be silenced by posting their own picture fifty times. This works particularly well if they are ugly. [1]

The Traditional Fifty Hitler Post

1. Firstly, make sure the situation warrants a 50 Hitler post. See Godwin Variation for more info on this.
2. Go to Google images and find a good picture of Hitler.
3. Use HTML to make an image tag pointing to the URL of the picture.
4. Copy and paste that 10 times, and then copy and paste that block 5 times, so that you get 50 Hitlers. Make sure you have no line breaks in between, but that you do have spaces, so that it wraps. See Variations below.

Variations

Some say there are fifty variations of the Fifty Hitler Post. Here are a few:

1. The Video Hitler - Embed This video into your post. Very useful if you wanna draw that extra little bit of attention to your Fiddy Hiddy or if the forum you're on won't let you post images.
2. The Horizontal - Make sure there are no line breaks in between the Hitlers; wrap the whole thing with a NOBR tag. Gets its name from the horizontal scroll bar it creates, not from the horizontal mambo.
3. The Mexican - Add a marquee. The Triple Mexican uses three marquees.
4. The Vertical - Line break in between each IMG SRC. AKA The Middle Finger, for the extended movement of your middle finger on the mouse scroll wheel to get through the comment. See example below.epic middle finger
5. Hitler! - with added sound (either circus music, NAZI anthem, media:YakitySax.mp3, or a YTMND). Not possible on LiveJournal but some of the more insecure sites (such as MySpace) might allow this.
6. Chinese Water Torture - only posting one Hitler in a comment, but repeating the comment every minute. Even if the user checks his email every minute, he is still guaranteed to have at least one image of Hitler in his inbox every time. Also harder to delete (although the user can still delete the entry).
7. Stalin - Fifty images of Stalin in succession. Can be used as a response to a Hitler post, although you will still lose.
8. Birthday Hitler - Download the Hitler image and Photoshop it, adding a birthday hat. Then upload and post as Traditional. Note: you may only make a Birthday Hitler post on your birthday, or on an LJ entry where it's the OP's birthday.
9. Where's Waldo - One of the 50 Hitlers is a different image of Hitler.
10. Andy Warhol - use photoshop to make Andy-Warhol-style poster of 50 Hitlers.
11. The Txt Only - for text-only browsers and dial-up users, a "50HP Lite" version was created. Just write "hitler.jpg" fifty times. Can be used with any of the above.
12. Fifty Furries - Replace the Hitler image in any of the above with an image of a furry. Bonus points if it's a furrified Hitler.
13. Fifty Terri Schiavos - Replace the Hitler image with an image of Terri Schiavo. As she is now dead, the lulz associated with this will be minimal, and this has already become an old meme. The best use of Terri Schiavo would be in a "Where's Waldo" variation, either with a single Terri among 49 Hitlers, or reversed, with a single Hitler hidden among 49 Terri Schiavos. alternately, one could just Photoshop a Hitler mustache onto Terri's face (this method works with other dead retards such as Superman).
14. Fifty Natalee Holloways first ever!
15. Fifty Ironic Hitlers - While the Fifty Hitler Post is almost always ironic (since such a post works best if there is no mention of Hitler beforehand), the FIH variation pushes the ironic envelope to the max. This can be done by incorporating images of the Star of David or Alanis Morrissette (offshoot of aforementioned "Where's Waldo" variation)
16. Fifty Preview Post - A technique first applied by George W. Bush, an example can be found here. There exists however one rule: the subject must be a homosexual and/or a Hitlerfanatic.
17. 480 Bpeps Post - First used on the Brian Peppers community on LiveJournal. First EVAR!1
18. 50 Seizure Post - Preferably used when targetting epileptic or just ass pie children in general. Exempli Gratia
19. 50 Lollercaust Post - Preferably used when someone makes a moronic comparison of something to the Holocaust, such as associating people who think bisexuality is fake to Holocaust revisionists. (First ever!)
20. 50 Ana Post - Great to hide behind the lj-cut of an application to a rating community. 1sT eVa!!1 (actually only a 20 ana post)
21. 50 Jiminy Glick Post - Original Jimmy Glick 50 here! This post was eventually deleted by a bunch of angry emos.
22. Fifty Ron Jeremy Post - Ideal for underage kiddies. First EVAR!!! (recently deleted unfortunately).
23. Fifty Meth-Head Post - Delivers megatons of offense to impressionable, ditzy 16 year old girls who randomly write poems about how, like, bad drugs are or how we need to save the kittens. May garner LJ abuse threats.
24. A thousand flaming penguins
25. Fifty Hard Gay Post - Sometimes known as the Fifty Haado Gei Post. Involves fifty continuous images of Masaki Sumitani dressed in black leather as his Razor Ramon Hard Gay persona. Bonus points if the image is an animation of Hard Gay doing pelvic thrusts. Even more bonus points if you can get Livin' La Vida Loca by Ricky Martin to play in the background.
26. Fifty Stavros Post - CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. What more needs to be said?
27. Caecilius est in horto [2] Post - First evar!!!111oneeleven [3]
28. Fifty Matthew Shepard Post - [4]Great for new_gay_boys or User:Neurogeezer.
29. Fifty Hasselhoff Post - [5] Great for recruiting more lesbians
30. Fifty ASCII Hitler Post - Previously thought to be solely theoretical, the Fifty Hitler Post is made up pictures of Hitler made up of ASCII characters. It can not be image files to be a true Fifty ASCII Hitler Post. This would both be able to match the Horizontal and Vertical normal versions in size due to the amount of characters needed to do make a recognizable image. It would be extremely difficult, to the level of the following styles as it would require both m4d sp4c1ng skillz and m4d l1ne br34k1ng skillz. Attempting this would most likely cause m4d c4rp4l tunn3l c4s3z. (Note: This is not the same as the one shown below. I'm talking about full-sized Hitler faces of an artistic level of quality, like this.)
31. Nine Thousaaaaaaaand!!!! Hitler Post - Few things can match the dangerousness of this concept when implemented as it has the possibility of crashing browsers if used properly. If possible combine it with other styles like The Horizontal, The Vertical, Chinese Water Torture, or the every image is a different picture methods. One thing of note is that this would probably be used to best effect with pictures of Vegeta. (Because there's almost nothing funnier than 9,000 pictures of a walking hormone with constipation.) When this method is combined with the Fifty Hitler Post Post it becomes a weapon of mass bandwidth/forum destruction. Note: This was accomplished at 13:37 in the poster's local timezone (srsly) at http://russserv.inventforum.com/viewtopic.php?t=239(If someone can pull this off on a forum with active mods before getting banhammered to oblivion please provide a link.)
32. (Fifty Hitler Post)² - posting a fifty Hitler post fifty times. If you succeed in posting a FHP fifty times without getting interrupted by a banhammer, you get to join the exclusive Fifty High Club.
33. 'Five Tay Zonday Post' - posting five Tay Zondays, stepping away to breathe in and then posting five moar. Repeat as required
34. 'The Meta-Hitler' - posting smaller images of Hitler in the shape of Hitler's face, so when you step back and view it from a distance, it looks like a giant picture of hitler.

HTML Example

At press time, this image existed. Feel free to copy and paste this for instant 50 Hitler Fun. Formatted for Middle Finger use (see above).

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Teh Template

{{fifty|Isay.jpg}}

See also: the variable size variation.

The ASCII Fifty Hitlers

If you are in a Jew IRC channel or something feel free to give them the ASCII 50 Hitler Post.

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50 Hitler pots

2000 Goatse

if you use the scroll bar, it becomes animated!! BOUNUS BUTTHURT

External Links

Places to practice your posts:

• Student and academic Date rape and useless discussion forum - Dead
• jewish_vegan
• kosher_goths - Deleted
• LJ post - Deleted
• The Guerrilla News Network Forum
• An LJ community that does not enforce the rules.
• 200 Hitler Post on a crappy freehost.
• True ASCII 50 Hitler Post on another crappy freehost. - Dead

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