User:ThatGuyonIRC

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	“	Eat shit.	„
	—The only two words in Joe's vocabulary.

	“	Y'know, sometimes when I'm browsing ED I feel like I'm on a 56kbp/s connection, because of how slow it is.	„
	—Joe ranting about how slow ED is.

	“	<Joe> !roulette <Joe> !roulette <Joe> !roulette <Joe> !roulette <Joe> !roulette <Zalgo> *click*, there are 5 untouched slots. You have a 20.00% chance to die. <Zalgo> *click*, there are 4 untouched slots. You have a 25.00% chance to die. <Zalgo> *click*, there are 3 untouched slots. You have a 33.33% chance to die. <Zalgo> *click*, there are 2 untouched slots. You have a 50.00% chance to die. <Zalgo> *click*, there are 1 untouched slots. You have a 100.00% chance to die.	„
	—Joe winning something for the first time. EVAR.

	“	Eat a bag of shit coated dicks.	„
	—Joe's vocabulary now features a wider array of words.

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Summary

Joe / ThatGuyonIRC

Age: 20

Gender: Male

Country: England

Born: January 13th, 1991.

ThatGuyonIRC - Or Joe, as he's known on IRC - Is an astronomically intriguing gentleman. He utilises all of his free time on IRC and fears absoloutely nothing!

Nobody really knows who he is. All that is known is that he stumbled upon ED a few years ago via the Mr Hands article. He spends his days on ED vandalising pages, for the lulz, of course. His favourite pasttime is adding the perfect template to every article. It is advised to undo any perfect tags he adds to articles. Another pasttime of his when on ED is to constantly change his userpage. Because he seriously thinks that anyone will ever look at it. No, I'm serious. Check his "Contributions". It's all edits to his user page and unnecessary perfect tags added to articles.

Note from Joe

All (Rather unfunny) jokes aside, I enjoy my time browsing ED. And I think you are all pretty cool guys. The part about my edits is, however, true. I honestly have nothing better to do than edit my userpage time and time again and add perfect tags to fucking everything. I might contribute to ED in some way in the future, but until then, I'll just sit back and fuck around with my userpage. It's so far evolved from one line of ALL CAPS RAGE to an informative article. Thanks for providing me with my daily fix of lulz for a couple of years, ED. May there be many moar lulz to come.

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See Also

• IRC
• Mr Hands
• Encyclopedia Dramatica

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