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I've been on ED longer than I'd been alive when I joined ED. | |||
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My [[cat]]s are more notable than me on the internet these days, [[Lord of the Rings|Balrog]] has a few thousand followers. No "[[Grumpy Cat]]" but enough to get some [[jew|discounts]]. I also recently got a second boy, [[:File:pizzahut.mp4|who I have hired a voice actor for]]. | My [[cat]]s are more notable than me on the internet these days, [[Lord of the Rings|Balrog]] has a few thousand followers. No "[[Grumpy Cat]]" but enough to get some [[jew|discounts]]. I also recently got a second boy, [[:File:pizzahut.mp4|who I have hired a voice actor for]]. | ||
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== TODO == | == TODO == | ||
I'm keeping a [[User:Einsidler/TODO|personal TODO list]] of things I want to write. I also keep an eye on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Needed|the general list]]. Contact me via my [[User_talk:Einsidler|talk page]] to request me to [[ADHD|try to focus]] on something. | I'm keeping a [[User:Einsidler/TODO|personal TODO list]] of things I want to write. I also keep an eye on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Needed|the general list]]. Contact me via my [[User_talk:Einsidler|talk page]] to request me to [[ADHD|try to focus]] on something. | ||
== References == | |||
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20071117184420/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/User_talk:Einsidler/Archive Time on ED] | |||
* [http://balrog.cat Popularity of cat] | |||
Latest revision as of 23:28, 11 December 2021
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This user has been on ED for 18 years, 6 months and 3 days. |
I've been on ED longer than I'd been alive when I joined ED.
 Bank's closed |
This user is a thieving Jew. Feel free to throw pennies at them and revert anything they lay their filthy merchant hands on. |
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| "Any cafe is a cat cafe if you BYO" | |
| Powerword | Mensly |
| Race | Australian Jew |
| Gender | Nonbinary |
| An hero? | I literally have two semicolons tattooed for each day of the week |
| Website | http://mens.ly |
You would not believe the shit I've been through since the ol' days.
If you need someone talked into killing themselves, I did that to me mum.
If you need someone with a degree in astrophysics, got one of those.
If you need someone earning shitloads of money doing a job they love, DON'T TELL THEM I'M BACK!
Employers don't like people being "amateur comedians playing a persona", it can look bad and holy shit did "Einsidler" say some doozies back in the day.
If you want to buy a book I wrote from before my ED days in the mid naughties, here's a link.
Beards
Before I switched to cleanshaven, I used to do some fun stuff with my beard. This is still the best, a valid Australian passport:
Balrog
My cats are more notable than me on the internet these days, Balrog has a few thousand followers. No "Grumpy Cat" but enough to get some discounts. I also recently got a second boy, who I have hired a voice actor for.
Erotica
TODO
I'm keeping a personal TODO list of things I want to write. I also keep an eye on the general list. Contact me via my talk page to request me to try to focus on something.