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[[image:Kligzward.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Notice the failure attempt of looking like he doesnt care. See the spurt of drool about to burst from the left side of the mouth?]]
[[image:kligzwarddoilookgood.png|thumb|right|200px|Dat ass.]]
[[image:Victim card.png|thumb|left|150px|Kligzward will use this card. '''All. The fucking. Time''']]
[[image:kligzward4.png|thumb|right|200px|This will never happen to him. Ever.]]
[[image:kligzward guessing game.png|thumb|right|150px|A game he plays before choosing his prey. Classy no?''']]
[[image:KligzwardInternetpredator.png|thumb|right|200px|Note the fear in her eyes.]]


Ladies and gentlemen, chipmunk lovers and fart enthusiasts.
== Professional artist ==


Behold, another mistake of god that has plauged Deviantart. '''Kligzward'''
Kligzward, A.K.A food fetish guy ([[powerword]]: Kenneth Sepulveda) is a skilled MS Paint artist and creator of Yu-Gi-Oh trading cards. He's also a decent person, reminding fellow artist on deviantArt they shouldn't be swearing or complaining so much. Unfortunately some people take issue with him being a gentleman, his desire to draw fat people and quasis.


A lot can be said by this waste of a pile of overdeveloped cumshot. But to summarize,
These are the types of quasis that he normally brings to life:


* His fursona.
* Women who are fluffy. 50% of them are shaped like laserdiscs.
* Dragon Ball Z characters.
* Star Wars OCs.
* Combinations of Star Wars and Dragon Ball Z.


'''-He LOVES Alvin and the Chipmunks shit.'''
Some people have noticed that his artwork often includes ass shots of either his fursona or women, especially the fat ones. Not everyone is convinced that Kligzward is a top notch artist and more people are skeptical of his claims that Pixar would hire him.


'''-Draws very shitty inflation, fart, fat fetish art on paint with his fursona.'''
Critics have accused Kligzward of not understanding what the term respect actually means. He's a very intelligent person and often the ignorant refuse to listen when he offers much needed insight about his standards and beliefs. Kligzward has broken down a couple times, frustrated at the stupidity on deviantArt. He's reported random users in an attempt to get them banned, in a vain effort to clean up the dA gene pool. Sadly, the moderators aren't very bright themselves which results in the inferiors experiencing much needed lulz.


'''-Creepy beyond fuck.'''
In an effort to communicate with dA users in terms they understand, Kligzward will often play the victim card, complain on his journal and threaten to delete his account. Though he doesn't really mean it. Sometimes he will attempt to impress a lady by drawing a picture of her being fat and him groping her. Sadly, women on dA lack intelligence and reject his advances. Even so he cannot help but [http://browse.deviantart.com/art/Whut-the-Kligzward-314711093 brag] once in a while.


'''-And to top it all of, a complete fucking retard.'''
Aside from drawing quasis, Kligzward has other hobbies. He knows that you've always wondered what Lola Bunny would look like if she didn't exercise and gorged herself on wedding cakes all day. George Lucas is an extremely talented person, sadly many on dA fail to realize this, which may invoke the wrath of Kligzward. Someday he aspires to direct a film called "No More Horror" which will be about, wait for it, quasis and Lola Bunny!


You'll most likely see him drawing terrible MS Paint submissions, making shitty Yu-Gi-Oh cards, spamming other users pages that they shouldn't be cursing, or bitching constantly that he has no one to talk to. Probably because he gives off serial killer vibes.
Another thing about this fag is the fact that he likes a fictional pussy named Suzie (keep in mind, suzie is a guy). He would like to have sex with Suzie, which makes him a bigger faggot than he was, literally. Also keep in mind that raping suzie is the only chance he'll ever get some pussy.


== Art ==
== YouTube ==
[[image:do i look good.png|thumb|left|150px| This is supposed to be a chipmunk mind you.]]
[[image:kligzward3.png|thumb|left|150px| Its so hard to spot the difference! And yes, that is Star Wars on the left...]]
[[image:kligzward4.png|thumb|right|150px|This will never happen to him. Ever.]]
[[image:kligzwardshitart1.png|thumb|right|150px|Are those tumors on his arm? What the fuck?]]
[[image:kligzwarddoilookgood.png|thumb|right|150px|Dat ass.]]
[[image:supersith.png|thumb|right|150px|yes, this is a Super sith to him. And yes! Lightsabers '''are''' growing out of his arms....fuck my life.]]


If you can even call it art. You've seen this on Deviantart a lot. Shit art that's made in the span of 10 minutes on MS Paint, then uploaded for his equally retarded friends to praise it, completely blind to the fact that he is a talentless faggot who most likely had a rock hard boner while creating these eye sores.His art consists of the following.
<center><youtube>6Ttce5Pux7A</youtube></center>


== Gallery ==


<center><gallery>
image:Victim card.png|Kligztard's favorite card
image:kligzward guessing game.png|Read these logs, because [[you]] care, right?
image:Idiot1.png
image:kligzward3.png|Yes, that is Star Wars on the left...
image:Kligzward.jpg|The man.
image:do i look good.png|This is supposed to be a chipmunk.
</gallery></center>


-'''His shitty fursona.'''
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}}


-'''Fat chicks drawn terribly.'''
==See also==


-'''Shitty DBZ characters.'''
*[[DBZ|Dragon Ball Z]]
*[[Inflation art]]
*[[Star Wars]]


-'''Shitty Star Wars pictures.'''
==External links==


-'''Combining both Star Wars and DBZ.'''
*{{Deviantart|Kligzward}}
*{{yt|u|kligzward}}
*{{twitter|kligzward}}
*{{facebook|kenneth.sepulveda.9|kenneth sepulveda}}
*{{tumblr|54ll|54ll}}


 
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Besides these abominations, hes also known to draw his friends and love interests in fat fetish art. '''Without their consent.''' While a number of his retarded friends enjoy these, hes pissed off even more people with his perverted actions, as was in their right for being completely creeped out by this retard. Normally these people would calmly tell him to stop and take it down, but god forbid does a faggot learn his lesson? He'll keep quiet about it for oh say 1 day, then upload yet another image of the same nature. And does he ever understand why people get upset with him? Fuck no! Instead he plays the fucking victim card to the point hes worse than Chris-Chan.
 
 
He also does the unthinkable, and combines Star Wars, with Dragonball Z, and not in a good way mind you. Be warned, going to his account and looking at these images may give you autism.
 
Along with the shitty Star Wars/ DBZ, he makes completely retarded "Original" characters that are stupidly overpowered, make no sense. And this is a person that wants to be a '''Film Director''' mind you.
 
A common trait to any of his shit uploaded, no matter what the situation, it will always. '''ALWAYS''' involve a creepy ass shot of either a chipmunk, or some girl. Dont believe me? Go to his DA.[http://kligzward.deviantart.com/]

Latest revision as of 06:52, 13 January 2023

Dat ass.
This will never happen to him. Ever.
Note the fear in her eyes.

Professional artist

Kligzward, A.K.A food fetish guy (powerword: Kenneth Sepulveda) is a skilled MS Paint artist and creator of Yu-Gi-Oh trading cards. He's also a decent person, reminding fellow artist on deviantArt they shouldn't be swearing or complaining so much. Unfortunately some people take issue with him being a gentleman, his desire to draw fat people and quasis.

These are the types of quasis that he normally brings to life:

  • His fursona.
  • Women who are fluffy. 50% of them are shaped like laserdiscs.
  • Dragon Ball Z characters.
  • Star Wars OCs.
  • Combinations of Star Wars and Dragon Ball Z.

Some people have noticed that his artwork often includes ass shots of either his fursona or women, especially the fat ones. Not everyone is convinced that Kligzward is a top notch artist and more people are skeptical of his claims that Pixar would hire him.

Critics have accused Kligzward of not understanding what the term respect actually means. He's a very intelligent person and often the ignorant refuse to listen when he offers much needed insight about his standards and beliefs. Kligzward has broken down a couple times, frustrated at the stupidity on deviantArt. He's reported random users in an attempt to get them banned, in a vain effort to clean up the dA gene pool. Sadly, the moderators aren't very bright themselves which results in the inferiors experiencing much needed lulz.

In an effort to communicate with dA users in terms they understand, Kligzward will often play the victim card, complain on his journal and threaten to delete his account. Though he doesn't really mean it. Sometimes he will attempt to impress a lady by drawing a picture of her being fat and him groping her. Sadly, women on dA lack intelligence and reject his advances. Even so he cannot help but brag once in a while.

Aside from drawing quasis, Kligzward has other hobbies. He knows that you've always wondered what Lola Bunny would look like if she didn't exercise and gorged herself on wedding cakes all day. George Lucas is an extremely talented person, sadly many on dA fail to realize this, which may invoke the wrath of Kligzward. Someday he aspires to direct a film called "No More Horror" which will be about, wait for it, quasis and Lola Bunny!

Another thing about this fag is the fact that he likes a fictional pussy named Suzie (keep in mind, suzie is a guy). He would like to have sex with Suzie, which makes him a bigger faggot than he was, literally. Also keep in mind that raping suzie is the only chance he'll ever get some pussy.

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