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[[File:K-On_sex.jpg|thumb|Everything you need to know about ''K-On!'' in one picture]]
[[File:K-On_sex.jpg|thumb|Everything you need to know about ''K-On!'' in one picture]]
<!--[[File:AzusaYui.jpg|thumb|Are we kawaii enough?]]-->
[[File:Yui_Maid.gif|thumb|SOOO KAWAIIII]]
[[File:Yui_Maid.gif|thumb|SOOO KAWAIIII]]
[[File:Harukon.jpg|thumb|Obviously not [[Haruhi]]]]
[[File:Harukon.jpg|thumb|Obviously not [[Haruhi]]]]
[[File:Kyoto_Animation.jpg|thumb|People who say, that it's all the same shit, are fucking stupid]]
[[File:Kyoto_Animation.jpg|thumb|Different shit, same asshole]]
[[File:NaziMio.jpg|thumb|[[Nazi|Sieg Heil auf Führer]]]]
 
'''K-On!''' (''[[Moonspeak|けいおん!, Keion!]]''; literally "Crap music") is ''the'' god-damned hentai about <s>sex, drugs</s> [[Delicious Cake|cakes]], [[tea]] and rock'n'[[Do a barrel roll|roll]]. Contains a lethal dose of [[moe]] and pantsushots. Also known as [[Azumanga Daioh]] [[ripoff|with musical instruments.]]
'''K-On!''' (''[[Moonspeak|けいおん!, Keion!]]''; literally "Crap music") is ''the'' god-damned hentai about <s>sex, drugs</s> [[Delicious Cake|cakes]], [[tea]] and rock'n'[[Do a barrel roll|roll]]. Contains a lethal dose of [[moe]] and pantsushots. Also known as [[Azumanga Daioh]] [[ripoff|with musical instruments.]]


== Spread ==
== Spread ==


The shit started off in 2009, when the [[Fag|infamous]] studio ''Kyoto Animation'' has been adapted ''K-On!'' [[manga|enkoma]]. The results were predictable - all otakus' brains were just blown up in the first few minutes of watching this hellish mixture of [[Kawaii|highly concentrated moe]], kawaii and "[[Death metal|light music]]" - so they could put their heads off and don't use them anymore.
The shit started off in 2009, when the [[Fag|infamous]] studio ''[[Kyoto Animation]]'' has been adapted ''K-On!'' [[manga|enkoma]]. The results were predictable - all otakus' brains were just blown up in the first few minutes of watching this hellish mixture of [[Kawaii|highly concentrated moe]], kawaii and "[[Death metal|light music]]" - so they could put their heads off and don't use them anymore.


''Keion'' is the result of a full degradation of anime industry for the sake of values of non-stop fapping cock-headed [[otaku]]s who sleeping with [[pillow|dakimakura]] and have appropriate representation of wimmins' femininity and attractiveness. It is a typical [[Harem Comedy|harem anime]] without [[btard|The Typical Japanese Shy Otaku Student]]. This is especially for [[YOU|YOUR]] [[Fap|PLEASURE]]!
''Keion'' is the result of a full degradation of anime industry for the sake of values of non-stop fapping cock-headed [[otaku]]s who sleeping with [[pillow|dakimakura]] and have appropriate representation of wimmins' femininity and attractiveness. It is a typical [[Harem Comedy|harem anime]] without [[btard|The Typical Japanese Shy Otaku Student]]. This is especially for [[YOU|YOUR]] [[Fap|PLEASURE]]!
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Anime music lovers can just fuck off - during the last two seasons of ''K-On!'' its heroines were rarely seen rockin' ([[Shit no one cares about|only three or four times]]; opening and ending cannot be count). But who gives a shit? You better fap to anime girls instead of listening to wappanese music.
Anime music lovers can just fuck off - during the last two seasons of ''K-On!'' its heroines were rarely seen rockin' ([[Shit no one cares about|only three or four times]]; opening and ending cannot be count). But who gives a shit? You better fap to anime girls instead of listening to wappanese music.


<center><youtube>TsEc9Oo7LrY</youtube><br>'''Brutal Ear Rape'''</center>
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;Brutal Ear Rape</center>
 
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;All Opening & Ending Themes</center>
 
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==Main Characters ==
==Main Characters ==
[[File:K-On! Wiki-background.jpg|center|thumb|500px|From the left to the right: Tsumugi, Azusa, Yui, Mio and Ritsu]]
[[File:K-On drunk.jpg|thumb|Mio, being [[Drunk|shit-faced.]]]]
 
* '''[[Retard|Yui Hirasawa]]''': The dumb, clueless [[manchild|womanchild]] who, oddly enough, is a leader of da band and plays guitar well. She loves her [[Dildo|guitar]], sleeps with it, [[schlick]]s with it, and even gave it name "Gita" [[Objectophilia|treating it as a human being]].
 
* '''[[Assburgers|Mio Akiyama]]''': The [[shy]] chink whore that [[Otaku|every greasy Otaku]] [[Unrealistic Expectations|would like to fuck]]. According to [[Gelbooru]] and [[Paheal]] ratings, she is the most popular material for [[waifu|waifing]] and [[fapping]] to. She was disgraced at her first concert by flashing her [http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=971149 ass in striped pantsu] to the fans - this is  the actual reason why their half-assed band became popular.


[[File:Keion.jpg|center|thumb|500px|From the left to the right: Mio, Yui, Azusa, Tsumugi and Ritsu]]
* '''[[ADHD|Ritsu Tainaka]]''': The [[Dyke|butch lesbian]] of the band. Suffering from ADHD (and probably [[worms]] in the ass), she's incredibly loud and hyperactive. Tries to [[rape]] Mio in every fucking episode, but fails. Her [[Cock|forehead]] became a fetish among the fans of the anime.


* [[Retard|Yui Hirasawa]]: The dumb, clueless [[manchild|womanchild]] who, oddly enough, is a leader of da band and plays guitar well. She loves her [[Dildo|guitar]], sleeps with it, [[schlick]]s with it, and even gave it name "Gita" [[Objectophilia|treating it as a human being]].
* '''[[Douchebag|Tsumugi Kotobuki]]''': The rich bitch, which the band uses as an [[Money|ATM]] for buying guitars, dildos, male-prostitutes and CAKES. Some argue that she's just a [[Lucky Shit|Miyuki]] ripoff, but without glasses.


* [[Assburgers|Mio Akiyama]]: The [[shy]] chink whore that [[Otaku|every greasy Otaku]] [[Unrealistic Expectations|would like to fuck]]. According to [[Gelbooru]] and [[Paheal]] ratings, she is the most popular material for [[waifu|waifing]] and [[fapping]] to.
* '''[[Azn|Azusa]] "[[Nyan Cat|Azu-nyan]]" Nakano''': The second popular character among desperate fanboys who think that she has the tightest pussy in the band. After the rest of the girls graduated from high school she founded [[Electric Boogaloo|"The Wakaba Girls" band]].


* [[ADHD|Ritsu Tainaka]]: The [[Dyke|butch lesbian]] of the band. Suffering from ADHD (and probably [[worms]] in the ass), she's incredibly loud and hyperactive. Her [[Cock|forehead]] became a fetish among the fans of the anime.
* '''[[Bitch|Sawako Yamanaka]]''': The teacher of the girls. She is bitchy, whiny and quite an irresponsible teacher who enjoys dressing up the light music club in [[cosplay]] costumes like [[Prostitute|French maid uniforms]], much to the dislike of Mio and Azusa. Also, Sawako is possibly a [[virgin]], because no one wants to fuck her, so don't miss your chance, anon.


* [[Douchebag|Tsumugi Kotobuki]]: The rich bitch, which the band uses as an [[Money|ATM]] for buying guitars, dildos, male-prostitutes and CAKES.  
* '''[[Slave|Ui Hirasawa]]''': Yui's sister. She exists only to cooking [[Wat|chawklits]] for her "[[incest|Onee-chan]]", wiping her ass and cleaning up her pussy.


* [[Azn|Azusa]] "[[Nyan Cat|Azu-nyan]]" Nakano: The second popular character among desperate fanboys who think that she has the tightest pussy in the band.
* '''[[Nerd|Nodoka Manabe]]''': The nerd chick who was forgotten after the 5th episode. She's a Yui's first crush until she joined the band.


* [[Bitch|Sawako Yamanaka]]: The teacher of the girls. She is bitchy, whiny and quite an irresponsible teacher who enjoys dressing up the light music club in [[cosplay]] costumes like [[Prostitute|French maid uniforms]], much to the dislike of Mio and Azusa. Also, Sawako is possibly a [[virgin]], because no one wants to fuck her, so don't miss your chance, anon.
==Memes==
==Memes==
=== Fistful of Yen===
=== Fistful of Yen===
[[File:Azusa-money-sex.jpg|thumb|Original]]
[[File:Azusa-money-sex.jpg|thumb|Original]]
'''What Would X Do For Money?''' or '''Fistful Of Yen''' is an two-panel [[exploitable]]: first one shows a character being offered a large sum of cash, second – him/her being [[sodomized]] for that money.
'''What Would X Do For Money?''' or '''Fistful Of Yen''' is an two-panel [[exploitable]]: first one shows a character being offered a large sum of cash, second – him/her being [[sodomized]] for that money.


The meme is from the episode when the club finds an old guitar and it sells for over 9000 USD. The girls starts talking about what they’d do with their share when Ritsu waves 100,000 yen ($1000) in front of Azusa.  
The meme is from the episode when the club finds an old guitar and it sells for over 9000 USD. The girls start talking about what they’d do with their share when Ritsu waves 100,000 yen ($1000) in front of Azusa.  


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</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Fistful_watamote.jpg|Or this
File:Fistful_watamote.jpg|Or this
File:Fistful_yuri.jpg|Mio x Azusa
File:Aska-fistful.jpg|Even [[Evangelion|Shinji]] can get some for money
File:Aska-fistful.jpg|Even [[Evangelion|Shinji]] can get some for money
File:Fistful_qwaser.jpg|The Qwaser of Stigmata
File:Fistful_haganai.jpg|Haganai
File:Fistful_gurren.jpg|[[Gurren Lagann]]
File:Fistful_dawn.png|[[Pokemon|Dawn]] and her [[goatse]]
File:Fistful_naruto.jpg|[[Naruto]] is a [[trap]]
File:Fistful_jew.jpg|[[Jews]]
File:Fistful_jew.jpg|[[Jews]]
File:Fistful_moot.jpg|[[moot]]
File:Fistful_moot.jpg|[[moot]]
File:Fistful pickle.png|Pickle version (special for [[Chris Chan|Kurisu-chan]])
File:Fistful waifu.png|"''To have no life''" - hiring [[Mai Waifu|an anime character]] for real money
File:Fistful_pickle.png|Pickle version (special for [[Chris Chan|Kurisu-chan]])
File:Fistful_starecat.jpeg|But you can't buy [[Starecat]]!
</gallery>}}
</gallery>}}
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I'm working on it!




=== Jaka Jan===
=== JAKKAJAN===
 
[[File:K-On_Jakka_Jan.jpg|right|180px|link=You Gonna Get Raped]]
 
'''JAKKAJAN''' (Japanese: ''じゃかじゃん'') is the Japanese onomatopoeia of the noise made when playing a guitar. It was also a remark by Yui when she showed her ideas for not making Ritsu, [[Attention Whore|the drummer of the band]], feel [[Ronery|lonely]] in the back.
 
This scene has been used in [[YTP|MAD videos]] a lot.
 
{|style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{Videoframe|jakkajan|background-color:#FFB1F0|font-weight:bold;
 
|<center><youtube>gMR7YD7PmUU</youtube>
;[[Leekspin|Jakkajan Polka]]</center>
 
|<center><youtube>smN6sEImkug</youtube>
;[[Nyan Cat|Jakka Jan Cat]]</center>
 
|<center><youtube>uzmt5Dju67w</youtube>
;[[Rainbow Stalin|Rainbow]] JakkaJan</center>
 
}}|border=#FFD2F7|background=#FFF}}
|}
 
===Moe Moe Kyun♥===
[[File:Mio Maid.jpg|thumb|Artist's depiction]]
[[File:K-on!_artist_request_nakano_azusa.gif|thumb|Azusa can blast beams too.]]
'''Moe Moe Kyun♥''' is a meme originating from the scene when Ritsu imagines how nice would look Mio-chan dressed as a maid at their school concert. In her fantasy Mio makes her hands into the shape of a heart and [[SHOOP DA WHOOP|shits a beam of love]], while saying «Moe Moe Kyun». The meme became an unofficial symbol of ''K-On!''.
 
It's really hard to explain what does this phrase mean, but Japanese people use it to describe something or someone that's [[Over 9000|uber]] cute and/or adorable.
 
{|style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{Videoframe|moemoekyun|background-color:#FFB1F0|font-weight:bold;
 
|<center><youtube>8z_-aNtEang</youtube>
;Moe Moe Kyun♥</center>
 
|<center><youtube>nCeifkftI1c</youtube>
;[[Vocaloid]], looped</center>
 
|<center><youtube>7zB6HpO4Z0A</youtube>
;[[IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND]]</center>
 
}}|border=#FFD2F7|background=#FFF}}
|}
 
<gallery perrow="5">
File:Moe-moe-kyun Beam.jpg|IMMA CHARGIN MAH KAWAIIZOR
File:Moe-moe-kyun Koizumi.jpg|[[Haruhi|Koizumi]]
File:Moe-moe-kyun Miku.jpg|[[Miku]]
File:Moe-moe-kyun figure.jpg|[[Plastic Crap]]
File:Moe-moe-kyun.jpg|
</gallery>
 
=== Mugi's eyebrows===
=== Mugi's eyebrows===
===Sup, Mugi===
[[File:Mugi's Eyebrows.jpg|thumb|Nice try]]
-->
 
Tsumugi Kotobuki, unlike the other girls, has [[Russian|blond hair and very thick eyebrows]]. These "babes" have become a [[fetish]] among fans.
 
{{cg|Big Eyebrows|mugiseyebrows|center|
<gallery>
File:K-On_Takuan.jpg|Japanese pickled radish "Mugi-chan"
File:James Wilson.jpg|Mugi's father
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Commie Mugi.png|Actually, she's a [[commie]]
File:Mugieyebrows.jpg|Mugi can also use [[Naruto|Hokuto Shinken]]
File:IMUGI_by_Lon3lyaznikka.jpg|[[iPod|iMugi]]
File:Yui_eyebrows.gif|Cosplay by Yui
File:Ruiko_unibrow.jpg|[http://toarumajutsunoindex.wikia.com/wiki/Saten_Ruiko A challenger appears]
</gallery>}}


== Gallery ==
===Sup Mugi===
[[File:K-On Sup Mugi.jpg|thumb|The original page]]
'''[[Sup]] Mugi''' is a meme involving a picture from the hentai comic ''[http://g.e-hentai.org/g/143383/b6f36d586f/ Black Time.]'' In the manga Mugi finds an emigrant [[nigger]] and gets raped. The 21st page of the manga contains the infamous line "What'&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;'''s up Mugi'''". Now "Sup Mugi" appears in any thread in reply to a post that contains mention of Mugi or her image.


{{cg|Sup Mugi|supmugi|center|
<gallery>
<gallery>
Image:K-on!_watanore_kotobuki_tsumugi_nakano_azusa.jpg|Azusa gets it [[in the ass]]
File:Sup_Mugi_niggers-4.jpg|When you see it, you'll shit bricks
Image:K-OnFetus.jpg|[[Baby Fuck|Baby Fuck, Baby Fuck!]]
File:Sup_Mugi_was_so_cash.jpg|[[Shit was so cash]]
File:Sup_Mugi_niggers-2.jpg|
File:Sup_Mugi_niggers-3.jpg|
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Sup_Mugi_niggers-1.jpg|
File:Mugi nigga.jpg|
File:Sup_Mugi.jpg|
File:Mugi datass.jpg|[[DAT ASS|No nigga can resist]]
File:Enough_with_the_niggers.jpg|We totally agree with her.
</gallery>}}
 
===Untan===
 
Untan is a [[Unfunny|meme]] from the first episode of the series. “Untan” is the sound Yui makes when she plays her castanets during a flashback sequence.
{{cg|Untan|untan|center|
<gallery>|<galleryperrow="5">
File:Keion Yui Hirasawa Untan.gif
File:Cirno Hirasawa.gif
File:Untan ASCII art.gif
File:Tomoko Untan.gif|[[It's Not My Fault I'm Not Popular|Even Tomoko does it!]]
</gallery>|</gallery perrow="5">}}
 
== ''K-On!'' Live Action ==
What can be worse than ''K-On!'' [[anime]]? Right you are, ''K-On!'' [[cosplay]] film!
 
Last Thursday, [[pr0n|【TMA】 studio]] released ''Keion the Movie''. Actually, it is a cosplay [[porno]] ([http://cosplay.jav.pw/?p=965 srsly]). Someone posted the first [[SFW]] 30 minutes of video on JewTube.
 
{|style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{Videoframe|pr0n|background-color:#FFB1F0|font-weight:bold;
 
|<center><youtube>0KfRIVYnmRQ</youtube>
;Seems they were forced to do this at gunpoint</center>
 
|<center><youtube>dzsM70SJics</youtube>
;I think all of them need to sleep more</center>
 
|<center><youtube>EEGfAwcMTus</youtube>
;Ending theme. Just look at the [[Pain|PAIN]] in their eyes :~-(</center>
 
}}|border=#FFD2F7|background=#FFF}}
|}
 
== Gallery ==
{{cg|K-On!|maingallery|center|
<gallery perrow="5">
Image:KOnGif 01.gif
Image:KOnGif 02.gif
Image:KOnGif 03.gif|Up yours!
Image:K-On_killitwithfire.gif|[[Kill it with fire]]
Image:K-On_killitwithfire.gif|[[Kill it with fire]]
Image:K-On! 34.jpg
Image:K-OnCandies.jpeg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Mugi_Durden.jpg|[[Fight Club]]
Image:Crossover_-_Azumanga Daioh+K-On.jpg|Keion meets [[Azumanga Daioh]]
Image:Crossover_-_Nichijou+K-On.jpg|And [[Nichijou]]...
Image:Crossover_-_Nichijou+K-On.png|[[Nichijou|Again]]...
Image:KOnClusterfuck.jpg|Clusterfuck of KyoAni crap
Image:K-on gentlemen.jpg|[[Pocky]][[Gentlemen|men]]
Image:Mugi time.png
Image:Mugi is disgusted.jpg|Mugi's seeing you masturbate
Image:Mugi GTFO.jpg
Image:Crossover_-_K-On+SquidGirl.png|Let's have some shrimp cake, [[Squid Girl|~de geso]]
Image:K-On high.jpg|Wanna get high?
Image:Ritsu_cock.jpg|Ritsu gives new meaning to the word "cockhead"
Image:Mugi_is_coming.jpg|[[I CAME]]
Image:Mugi_is_coming.jpg|[[I CAME]]
Image:K-On_dickgirls.jpg|Dickgirl Music Club
Image:K-On Moefist.jpg|[[Brofist]]
Image:Sawako.jpg|Sawa-chan is a pedophile
Image:Ritsu_GTFO.jpg|
Image:NaziAzusa.jpg|HEIL KAWAII
Image:K-On_GTA.jpg|[[Grand Theft Auto|Grand Theft Cake]]
Image:K-On 63.jpg|[[Rule 63]]
Image:K-On 63.jpg|[[Rule 63]]
Image:K-On_Beatles.jpg|''[[The Beatles]]''' shitty rip-off
Image:K-On_Beatles.jpg|''[[The Beatles]]''' shitty rip-off
Image:K-On_GTA.jpg|[[Grand Theft Auto|Grand Theft Cake]]
Image:K-On_Plastic_Crap_1.jpg|What does "to have too much time on your hands" mean
Image:K-On Moefist.jpg|[[Brofist]]
Image:K-On_Plastic_Crap_2.jpg|More [[plastic crap]] [[WTF]]uckery.......
</gallery>
Image:Yui_maid.jpg|
Image:K-Moon.png|[[Sailor Moon|Two shits become one]]
Image:Yui_headshot.jpg|[[Headshot|BOOM HEADSHOT!]]
Image:K-On_Zombies.png|Eating cakes every day will finally make you [[Diabeetus|a zombie]]
Image:Yui_zombie.png|Sisterly love
Image:K-On_torture.jpeg|
Image:K-On_guro.jpeg|Ritsu likes [[guro]]
Image:My Jokes Making People Worry About Mental Health meme with Tea girl.jpg
File:Bro first are bro.jpg
File:K-On_nurses.jpeg
</gallery>|border=#FF1493|color=pink}}
 
 
{{cg|K-Rule34!|rule34gallery|center|
<gallery perrow="5">
Image:K-on!_watanore_kotobuki_tsumugi_nakano_azusa.jpg|Azusa gets it [[in the ass]]
Image:K-On_cunts.jpeg|Make your choice!
Image:KOnR34_01.jpg
Image:KOnR34_02.jpg
Image:K-OnFetus.jpg|[[Baby Fuck|Baby Fuck, Baby Fuck!]]
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:trashanimehentai.jpg
Image:k-on furry rape.jpg|"[[Your resistance only makes my penis harder!|The more you struggle, the more excited I get!]]"
Image:K-On!_34.jpg
Image:K-On_dickgirls.jpg|Dickgirl Music Club
Image:K-On_BDSM.jpg|[[BDSM|Chained together]] (art by Minarui)
Image:K-On_censored.jpg|Fucking censorship
Image:Yui_dildo.jpeg|[[DOING IT WRONG|Dildo goes in eye]]
Image:Keion.jpg|
Image:K-On incest.jpg|"Sis, plz [[Yes|no]], what are you doing???"
Image:K-On_necrophilia.jpg|[[Necrophilia|Eww]]
</gallery>|border=#FF1493|color=pink}}


== See Also ==
== See Also ==
[[File:KOnMasturbators.jpg|thumb|Must-have tools for every fan of da series]]
* [[The Beatles|Some shitty rule63 cosplay band]]
* [[The Beatles|Some shitty rule63 cosplay band]]
* [[Digibrony|Digibro]] - ''K-On!'' is his favorite anime. Ew.
* [[The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya]]
* [[The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya]]
* [[Lucky Star]]
* [[Lucky Star]]
* [[Love Live!]]
* [[Azumanga Daioh]]
* [[Azumanga Daioh]]


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* [http://k-on.wikia.com/wiki/K-ON!_Wiki K-On! Wiki]
* [http://k-on.wikia.com/wiki/K-ON!_Wiki K-On! Wiki]
* [http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/subcultures/k-on/photos Large gallery of faggotry]
* [http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/subcultures/k-on/photos Large gallery of faggotry]
* [http://imgur.com/a/YwUiS] [[Guro]]-art
* [http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2010/06/12/azunyan-obsession-a-dire-affliction/ A sick fuck otaku licks Azunyan's pic on his monitor]
* [https://youtube.com/c/timtam2400 A user who is so obsessed with Azusa, that he has schizophrenia.]
* [https://mobile.twitter.com/Kawaiioma A Swedish doctor who has an unhealthy obsession with Yui Hirasawa.]
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Latest revision as of 14:30, 14 July 2023

Everything you need to know about K-On! in one picture
SOOO KAWAIIII
Obviously not Haruhi
Different shit, same asshole
Sieg Heil auf Führer

K-On! (けいおん!, Keion!; literally "Crap music") is the god-damned hentai about sex, drugs cakes, tea and rock'n'roll. Contains a lethal dose of moe and pantsushots. Also known as Azumanga Daioh with musical instruments.

Spread

The shit started off in 2009, when the infamous studio Kyoto Animation has been adapted K-On! enkoma. The results were predictable - all otakus' brains were just blown up in the first few minutes of watching this hellish mixture of highly concentrated moe, kawaii and "light music" - so they could put their heads off and don't use them anymore.

Keion is the result of a full degradation of anime industry for the sake of values of non-stop fapping cock-headed otakus who sleeping with dakimakura and have appropriate representation of wimmins' femininity and attractiveness. It is a typical harem anime without The Typical Japanese Shy Otaku Student. This is especially for YOUR PLEASURE!

According to a survey of a Japanese otaku, Keion ranks as the most hated title along with Haruhi and Lucky Star.

The Band

K-On! is about a J-Rock band named "After School Tea Time".

Anime music lovers can just fuck off - during the last two seasons of K-On! its heroines were rarely seen rockin' (only three or four times; opening and ending cannot be count). But who gives a shit? You better fap to anime girls instead of listening to wappanese music.

Brutal Ear Rape

All Opening & Ending Themes

Previous Video | Next Video

Main Characters

From the left to the right: Tsumugi, Azusa, Yui, Mio and Ritsu
Mio, being shit-faced.
  • Ritsu Tainaka: The butch lesbian of the band. Suffering from ADHD (and probably worms in the ass), she's incredibly loud and hyperactive. Tries to rape Mio in every fucking episode, but fails. Her forehead became a fetish among the fans of the anime.
  • Tsumugi Kotobuki: The rich bitch, which the band uses as an ATM for buying guitars, dildos, male-prostitutes and CAKES. Some argue that she's just a Miyuki ripoff, but without glasses.
  • Azusa "Azu-nyan" Nakano: The second popular character among desperate fanboys who think that she has the tightest pussy in the band. After the rest of the girls graduated from high school she founded "The Wakaba Girls" band.
  • Sawako Yamanaka: The teacher of the girls. She is bitchy, whiny and quite an irresponsible teacher who enjoys dressing up the light music club in cosplay costumes like French maid uniforms, much to the dislike of Mio and Azusa. Also, Sawako is possibly a virgin, because no one wants to fuck her, so don't miss your chance, anon.
  • Nodoka Manabe: The nerd chick who was forgotten after the 5th episode. She's a Yui's first crush until she joined the band.

Memes

Fistful of Yen

Original

What Would X Do For Money? or Fistful Of Yen is an two-panel exploitable: first one shows a character being offered a large sum of cash, second – him/her being sodomized for that money.

The meme is from the episode when the club finds an old guitar and it sells for over 9000 USD. The girls start talking about what they’d do with their share when Ritsu waves 100,000 yen ($1000) in front of Azusa.

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JAKKAJAN

JAKKAJAN (Japanese: じゃかじゃん) is the Japanese onomatopoeia of the noise made when playing a guitar. It was also a remark by Yui when she showed her ideas for not making Ritsu, the drummer of the band, feel lonely in the back.

This scene has been used in MAD videos a lot.

Jakkajan Polka

Jakka Jan Cat

Rainbow JakkaJan

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Moe Moe Kyun♥

Artist's depiction
Azusa can blast beams too.

Moe Moe Kyun♥ is a meme originating from the scene when Ritsu imagines how nice would look Mio-chan dressed as a maid at their school concert. In her fantasy Mio makes her hands into the shape of a heart and shits a beam of love, while saying «Moe Moe Kyun». The meme became an unofficial symbol of K-On!.

It's really hard to explain what does this phrase mean, but Japanese people use it to describe something or someone that's uber cute and/or adorable.

Moe Moe Kyun♥

Vocaloid, looped

IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND

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Mugi's eyebrows

Nice try

Tsumugi Kotobuki, unlike the other girls, has blond hair and very thick eyebrows. These "babes" have become a fetish among fans.

  • Japanese pickled radish "Mugi-chan"
    Japanese pickled radish "Mugi-chan"
  • Mugi's father
    Mugi's father
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Sup Mugi

The original page

Sup Mugi is a meme involving a picture from the hentai comic Black Time. In the manga Mugi finds an emigrant nigger and gets raped. The 21st page of the manga contains the infamous line "What'    s up Mugi". Now "Sup Mugi" appears in any thread in reply to a post that contains mention of Mugi or her image.

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Untan

Untan is a meme from the first episode of the series. “Untan” is the sound Yui makes when she plays her castanets during a flashback sequence.

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K-On! Live Action

What can be worse than K-On! anime? Right you are, K-On! cosplay film!

Last Thursday, 【TMA】 studio released Keion the Movie. Actually, it is a cosplay porno (srsly). Someone posted the first SFW 30 minutes of video on JewTube.

Seems they were forced to do this at gunpoint

I think all of them need to sleep more

Ending theme. Just look at the PAIN in their eyes
~-(

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