Baked Alaska

Baked Alaska is a known Fed enabler, avoid them at all costs.

Sellout Nazi Dessert Man Baked Alaska

Anthime "Tim" Gionet aka Timothy Treadstone and Baked Alaska is a cowardly, dumpy, talentless, Alaskan, e-begging Donald Drumpf fanboy and "alt-right activist" who is such a loser that he's rapidly become a complete joke in the alt-right community. And when you're a complete joke in a community full of Richard Spencer worshipping internet tough guys that are so mind bogglingly repugnant that they make the most extreme SJW feminazis look tolerable and intelligent by comparison, you know you've utterly failed in life.

Like most members of the altistic right Baked Alaska, regularly denies being a Neo-Nazi/white supremacist despite making numerous anti-semitic comments, being friends with known white nationalist Richard Spencer,dancing to Nazi anthems, throwing Nazi salutes with his cronies, and being so involved with Unite the Right, the biggest gathering of klansmen, neo-nazos, white nationalists, neo confederates and other Alt-right shitheads, that he landed second billing on the promotional material. For fuck's sake, Baked is so in denial that at the unite the right fagfest in Charlottesville he was denying the fact they were Neo-Nazis there and asking "Where's the swastikas?". No, we're not shitting you.

Be warned: Baked is obsessed with deleting fucking everything. Indeed, he deleted his original YouTube channel (before he made his new one and made most of the videos private because he's such a mighty alpha male) and regularly deleted tweets he got backlash from (before Twitter had enough of his horseshit and permanently suspended his account.) Be sure to mirror every video he makes and archive every moronic thing he says so future generations can laugh at his regularly flowing stream of idiocy. For the record, Baked made a video pissing and moaning about his Twitter suspension in a fast food parking lot...for apparently NINE FUCKING HOURS. We say "apparently" because he deleted it as usual. Here's some clips of it if you're interested and you're too lazy to build a time machine to go back and archive it.

Baked the Libtard Rapper

This cunt thought he was the shit and ripped off the name Baked Alaska from a fucking dessert. He then dressed up as a liberal Kid Rock wannabe and tried his luck as a rapper at Warner Bros. Records and at Capital records but no one was feeling his stale whitey flow.

Baked's loser music vid showing his lack of talent

After multiple attempts at being a failed rapper he was pity-hired by BuzzFeed where he helped push the 3rd wave feminist garbage you see today.

Maced Alaska Riding Milo's Cock

In 2016 Baked sold out his libtard pals at BuzzFeed and got gleefully buttfucked by fellow pedo (we'll get to Baked Alaska's pedophilia in a minute) Milo Yiannopoulos where he started to manage him on his "Dangerous Faggot Tour". On this tour, the pedo jew went around and trolled university students and Baked's job was to manage the events and relieve the pedo by sucking him off. While chugging the hot jew loads, Baked became indoctrinated with alt right Nazi views but he still seems to have failed at the management job.

	“	He is not a friend he is an employee. … He is becoming a laughing stock and that reflects badly on me.	„
	—Milo, on Baked Alaska

After being kicked off the Dangerous Faggot tour, he contracted Jewphobia and started to suck up to Donald Trump. During this time he went after Jews like called for having tire-loving Jew Laura Loomer in a gas chamber and firing Jared Kushner. His jew hate got him kicked off of Twitter and kicked out of some important Trump events. He also attended Unite the Right rally in Charlottesville where homosexual alt-righters meet up for some gay lovin but got sprayed liberally with pepper. This event gives him an excuse to use a victim card "Antifa attacks me!"

Bake's face full of what he thought was jizz but turned out to be hot peppers.

White (van) Nationalism

As you can see in this video Baked once made a “grab her by the pussy joke” to a young lady dressed as a cat, then asked if she was single, then found out she was 13 years old.

The Baked Alaska Experience

After the elections and failing repeatedly, Baked started an e-Begging career where he hosted a stream with a mix of chats and other stupid shit. He is also became a regular on a competing low IQ stream called Warski live. This included streams where he did not talk much and just booked guests like black nationalist Tariq Nasheed vs Richard Spencer and Laura Loomer's tire vs Mr Metokur. He also thought it was a good idea doing a stream in IRL but got detained by cop. He also went and tried making music videos, again kissing police ass. During this time he also hired Samaria Ruiz Salazar an jew baking spic hipster (spixter?) to be his manager who got kicked off twitter for talking about kikes needing the biggest ovens.

Detained by cops

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A couple months later Baked tried to fuck up his stream even further and invited a bunch of LA hipsters and a blonde pill popper Erin to his house where he became PC, copped a look at her ass, and banned people for asking to gas the Jews because he was afraid of being banned. At his house he also had his friend, autistic meth-lover Chad (powerword: Dylan Volk) who talked about supporting pedophilia and where he worked for 2 hours. Chad got exposed on stream and freaked out, got his work contacted, and tried to get Baked to end the stream but it did not happen. Baked later made the stream private to support the pedophile. Baked also attacked Mr Metokur for exposing the pedo and calling him out a sellout for censoring the chat and calling people toxic.

Baked has recently been seen trying to jew (or maybe suck) his way into the IRL scene after failing at jumping on the IBS wagon and failing at being an alt-right fuckboy, etc. However, he is also terrible at IRL streaming- due to being a huge faggot- and has been seen imploding his career in a delusional rage of small-penised doxxings and Jew-tier self-victimization. He will be in the running for Faggot of The Century in the year 2100. A shoe-in.

This fat pussy then got so butthurt that people were mean to him that he contacted YouTube to try and get everyone who laughed at him permabanned. Some of the most faggoty behavior ever displayed on YouTube, for sure. He thinks people are interested in him, not realizing that he himself is a complete piece of shit who people will tire of laughing at by the end of the week, thus failing at even being a lolcow. He will plummet into dejected obscurity and end up blowing niggers for crack.

The Alaskan Nark

Aside from being a sycophantic police nark, Baked is also a cokehead and sniffed some rolls with fucktard Andy Warski at the home of Ice Poseidon in LA. On one instance where Baked was at Ice Poseidon's home he tried to steal an iPad from a crazy BDSM whore.

In case their weren't enough reasons to hate Baked Alaska, here's proof that his mom pays the bills for him.

Sammi, IP2 and RV6

Baked began exploiting a schizophrenic named Sammi for views on his live streams.

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Then in the summer of 2020 Baked ripped off Ice Poseidon yet again and started his own streaming network IP2 or Ice Poseidon 2, he then took another page out of the book of Ice, with the help of Arab sugar daddy Casey "the content God", and started his own RV trip, dubbed RV6. Baked invited Onlyusemeblade, a fat alcoholic Call of Duty live streamer, who on the last RV was accused of raping a woman who goes by the handle "Goocheese". After the first day the RV became a piss-smelling hell on wheels, every stop Baked couldn't seem to stop getting into fights and macing people, it was like those portable holocaust extermination wagons the jews wrote about during the holocaust that definitely happened. Other members of the RV included a drunk redneck named Loulz, a meth head named Stop Speeding, Johnny Boston (who is now dead from a drug overdose), and a token nigger. The nigger dragged a drunk stream sniper off the RV and was quickly apprehended by Las Vegas PD. After all the macings and public intoxication charges, the RV came to an end, with the piss-soaked interior and shit-covered walls the only option would be to total the RV and bury it on sacred ground to prevent the horrors and demons from escaping.

Nigger gets arrested

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Storming the Capitol

After the 2020 election Baked decided it was a good idea to break his probation for macing a bouncer and skip town to go to Washington DC to protest the election results and be a warrior for President elect Donald Trump who had the election stolen from him by Joe Biden. Genius Alsaka proceeded to live-stream himself breaking into a federal building, again while on probation. He was promptly caught, charged with violating his probation and BREAKING INTO FUCKING CONGRESS, and given an ankle monitor. His trial is pending. JK, feds don't have to worry about trials.

See Also

• Ice Poseidon

External links

• Account on YouTube
• Account Twitter

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