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'''ED is fast''' is a | '''ED is fast''' when it is not [[ED is slow|slow]]. It is a phenomenon that was noticed in the early part of [[2015]] regarding the speed and up-time of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|your favorite wiki]]. | ||
==Usage== | ==Usage== | ||
:'''Prima:''' "Does ED work for you" | :'''Prima:''' "Does ED work for you" | ||
:'''Secunda:''' "Yeah, | :'''Secunda:''' "Yeah, ''ED is fast'', faggot." | ||
==How does ED [[Viagra|stay up]]?== | ==How does ED [[Viagra|stay up]]?== | ||
Nobody knows, not even the [[sysop]] that handles the technical part. It's probably because cloud hosting for ED costs over $500 monthly. | |||
Nobody knows, not even the [[ | |||
==Background== | ==Background== | ||
[[Last Thursday|Sometime]] at the end of [[2014]], [[User:E|Edgeworth]] deciced he [[Ragequit|had enough]] and he disappeared without a trace. Leaving the [[Daniel Brandt|site owner]] with unpaid bills, servers that are not fully configured and without [[Password|access codes]] for [[99.9%|almost all servers]] | |||
[[Lies|After a rigorous selection process]], a new [[Basement Dweller|sysop]] migrated both the [[ED|wiki]] and the [[EDF2|forum]] to new infrastructure, and [[Lies|everything works now]]. | |||
[[Lies|After rigorous selection process]] new [[Basement Dweller|sysop]] migrated both [[ED|wiki]] and the [[EDF2|forum]] to new infrastructure, and [[Lies|everything works now]] | |||
==[[Shit no one cares about|Technical Stuff]]== | ==[[Shit no one cares about|Technical Stuff]]== | ||
ED is currently hosted on [[At least 100|21]] cloud instances on 9 different hosting providers. Additionaly we use three dedicated servers running | ED is currently hosted on [[At least 100|21]] cloud instances on 9 different hosting providers. Additionaly we use three dedicated servers running virtualization software for failover, backup and staging. | ||
ED has not one, but [[All Caps|TWO]] frontend servers separated from all the other shit so if we get DMCA'd or banned from the hosting provider [[Lies|we can gracefully swap to another without any significant downtime]]. | ED has not one, but [[All Caps|TWO]] frontend servers separated from all the other shit so if we get DMCA'd or banned from the hosting provider [[Lies|we can gracefully swap to another without any significant downtime]]. | ||
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==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
{{quote|1=OK faggot, we're up and running on all the instances. MySQL replication is set up, and frontends are completely isolated from our backends. We have dual caching mechanism and automatic IP failover|2=[[Faggot|Sysop]] to [[Daniel Brandt|Site Owner]] after migrating ED}} | |||
==Gallery== | |||
<center> | |||
<gallery> | |||
File:Blank sidebar.png|ED - before migration. | |||
File:ED is broken.png|ED - after migration. | |||
</gallery> | |||
</center> | |||
==Related Articles== | ==Related Articles== | ||
*[[ED is slow]] | |||
*[[500 Internal Server Error]] | *[[500 Internal Server Error]] | ||
*[[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Support_ED|Donations]] plox. | *[[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Support_ED|Donations]] plox. | ||
{{haxor}} | |||
Latest revision as of 02:33, 18 September 2016
ED is fast when it is not slow. It is a phenomenon that was noticed in the early part of 2015 regarding the speed and up-time of your favorite wiki.
Usage
- Prima: "Does ED work for you"
- Secunda: "Yeah, ED is fast, faggot."
How does ED stay up?
Nobody knows, not even the sysop that handles the technical part. It's probably because cloud hosting for ED costs over $500 monthly.
Background
Sometime at the end of 2014, Edgeworth deciced he had enough and he disappeared without a trace. Leaving the site owner with unpaid bills, servers that are not fully configured and without access codes for almost all servers
After a rigorous selection process, a new sysop migrated both the wiki and the forum to new infrastructure, and everything works now.
Technical Stuff
ED is currently hosted on 21 cloud instances on 9 different hosting providers. Additionaly we use three dedicated servers running virtualization software for failover, backup and staging. ED has not one, but TWO frontend servers separated from all the other shit so if we get DMCA'd or banned from the hosting provider we can gracefully swap to another without any significant downtime.
We basically have the same setup as TPB but since we're not as popular, we don't pay as much.
Quotes
—Sysop to Site Owner after migrating ED | ||
Gallery
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ED - before migration. -
ED - after migration.
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