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[[File:Ed is fast.jpg|thumb|center|716px|Sub 3 second page load time - with 500 people on wiki]]
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'''ED is fast''' is a phenomenon noticed in the early part of [[2015]] regarding the speed and uptime of your favorite wiki.
'''ED is fast''' when it is not [[ED is slow|slow]]. It is a phenomenon that was noticed in the early part of [[2015]] regarding the speed and up-time of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|your favorite wiki]].


==Usage==
==Usage==
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==How does ED [[Viagra|stay up]]?==
==How does ED [[Viagra|stay up]]?==
 
Nobody knows, not even the [[sysop]] that handles the technical part. It's probably because cloud hosting for ED costs over $500 monthly.
Nobody knows, not even the [[Basement Dweller|sysop]] that handles the technical part. It's probably because cloud hosting for ED costs [[Over 9000|Over $500]] monthly.


==Background==
==Background==
[[Last Thursday|Sometime]] at the end of [[2014]], [[User:E|Edgeworth]] deciced he [[Ragequit|had enough]] and he disappeared without a trace. Leaving the [[Daniel Brandt|site owner]] with unpaid bills, servers that are not fully configured and without [[Password|access codes]] for [[99.9%|almost all servers]]  
[[Last Thursday|Sometime]] at the end of [[2014]], [[User:E|Edgeworth]] deciced he [[Ragequit|had enough]] and he disappeared without a trace. Leaving the [[Daniel Brandt|site owner]] with unpaid bills, servers that are not fully configured and without [[Password|access codes]] for [[99.9%|almost all servers]]  


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==Quotes==
==Quotes==
{{quote|1=OK faggot, we're up and running on all the instances. MySQL replication is set up, and frontends are completely isolated from our backends. We have dual caching mechanism and automatic IP failover|2=[[Faggot|Sysop]] to [[Daniel Brandt|Site Owner]] after migrating ED}}
{{quote|1=OK faggot, we're up and running on all the instances. MySQL replication is set up, and frontends are completely isolated from our backends. We have dual caching mechanism and automatic IP failover|2=[[Faggot|Sysop]] to [[Daniel Brandt|Site Owner]] after migrating ED}}


==Gallery==
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File:Blank sidebar.png|ED - before migration
File:Blank sidebar.png|ED - before migration.
File:ED is broken.png|ED - after migration
File:ED is broken.png|ED - after migration.
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==Related Articles==
==Related Articles==
*[[ED is slow]]
*[[500 Internal Server Error]]
*[[500 Internal Server Error]]
*[[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Support_ED|Donations]] plox.
*[[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Support_ED|Donations]] plox.
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Latest revision as of 02:33, 18 September 2016

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ED is fast when it is not slow. It is a phenomenon that was noticed in the early part of 2015 regarding the speed and up-time of your favorite wiki.

Usage

Prima: "Does ED work for you"
Secunda: "Yeah, ED is fast, faggot."

How does ED stay up?

Nobody knows, not even the sysop that handles the technical part. It's probably because cloud hosting for ED costs over $500 monthly.

Background

Sometime at the end of 2014, Edgeworth deciced he had enough and he disappeared without a trace. Leaving the site owner with unpaid bills, servers that are not fully configured and without access codes for almost all servers

After a rigorous selection process, a new sysop migrated both the wiki and the forum to new infrastructure, and everything works now.

Technical Stuff

ED is currently hosted on 21 cloud instances on 9 different hosting providers. Additionaly we use three dedicated servers running virtualization software for failover, backup and staging. ED has not one, but TWO frontend servers separated from all the other shit so if we get DMCA'd or banned from the hosting provider we can gracefully swap to another without any significant downtime.

We basically have the same setup as TPB but since we're not as popular, we don't pay as much.

Quotes

   
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OK faggot, we're up and running on all the instances. MySQL replication is set up, and frontends are completely isolated from our backends. We have dual caching mechanism and automatic IP failover
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—Sysop to Site Owner after migrating ED

Gallery

  • ED - before migration.
    ED - before migration.
  • ED - after migration.
    ED - after migration.

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