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{{quote|They piled in, niggering everything in sight...|[[Nirvana|Steve Albini]]|}}

'''Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All''' a.k.a. '''OFWGKTA''', or '''Odd Future''', is a [[faggot]], [[hipster]], [[rap]] group made up entirely of [[niggers]] that provide infinite [[fapfapfap|fap material]] for [[13_year_old_boys|13-year-old boys]] and hipsters on [[Failbook]] to fap to.[[Image:nwwlol.png|thumb|250px|NWW: Niggers With Waterguns]][[Image:Oddfuturenazis.jpg|thumb|250px|Yup, pretty much.]] It's led by rapper [[Tyler_the_Creator|Tyler the Creator]], and although the group consists of 9 other members, it's really only Tyler that's creating the [[drama]], with [[Earl_Sweatshirt|Earl Sweatshirt]] and [[Left_Brain|Left Brain]] helping out here and there.

==Background==
Hailing from [[Los_Angeles|Los Angeles]], [[California]], Odd Future started like how every other hipster band in the world starts: by getting blogged about on [[Pitchfork_media|Pitchfork.com]]. Although, this time it was a little different because of Pitchfork's decision to use a reference from a certain [[4chan|website]], inciting much drama on the internet. 

On Odd Future's [http://pitchfork.com/features/articles/7863-the-b-boys-odd-future-and-the-swag-generation/ debut Pitchfork.com article], Pitchfork described them in the headline as "The /b/ boys", presumably because of the fact that niggers always like to play basketball, but also because the blog found similarities between the group and 4chan's anonymous users' [[faggotry|offensive language and imagery]].
[[image:thebboys.png|center|frame|HA HA, all them /b/tards mad.]]

As expected, all the anonymous users on [[/b/]] were [[uber]]-[[butthurt]], venting much anger and [[rage]] online, though, nobody really payed any attention to them anyway cause they're just a bunch of [[truth|furfags]].

==Earl gets grounded from OF by his mom==
[[image:Brbsamoa.jpg|thumb|250px|brb, Samoa]]
Around the time that Odd Future started to get popular, Earl Sweatshirt literally vanished from the scene. There was much speculation on [[teh_internets|teh interwebz]] as to where he had gone to, but since the only people that gave a fuck about him were 13 year old boys, the speculation quickly turned into [[forced_meme|forced meme]]. Thus began the spamming of "FREE EARL" on [[twatter]] and Failbook pages everywhere, as if he was in prison for committing a crime. Luckily, the [[meme]] was put mostly to rest when some website decided to do some investigative journalism, making a new, much lulzier meme.

[http://www.complex.com/music/2011/04/complex-exclusive-we-found-earl-sweatshirt According to Complex], Earl Sweatshirt was sent to Coral Reef Academy in Samoa by his mom because of his "disrespectful" music and his behavior towards her. They provided the following pictures:
[[Image:earlgotgroundedlol.jpg|center|frame|Lol. "The Program"]]
[[image:dontfreeearl.png|thumb|250px|Earl, where he belongs]]
[[Image:Earlsigningautographslol.jpg|center|frame|Aw, look- he even made it as the coverboy for the Academy. That's a good little momma's boy!]]

===Earl gets ungrounded after a year of punishment===

As of February 8th, 2012, [https://twitter.com/#!/earlxsweat according to his twitter account], it's safe to say that Earl is probably back now or at least coming back. Nevertheless, the lulz that came from this meme remain funny.

{{cg|Earl Swearshirt|moodgallery|center|
<gallery perrow=4>
Image:Earls.jpg |Earl <3's Samoa
Image:Freeearlfail.png|No... just, no.
Image:scumbagearl.png |Odd Future: Scumbag Steve's favorite band
Image:free-earl.jpg| Uh, ok
</gallery>|<gallery perrow=4>
Image:freemynameisearl.png|FREE EARL
Image:earltshirt.jpg|Yes, they even made shirts for this nigga
Image:toomanyearlshirts.jpg|...lots of them
Image:Earlsweatshirtttt.jpg|...EARL T-SHIRT™
Image:Earlsweatshirt.jpg|...sweatshirts too
Image:coolshirtbroearl.jpg|...and [[YOU]] probably bought one.

</gallery>
|}}


==Odd Future roof riot incident==
On May 12, 2011, Tyler, the Creator had a scheduled autograph signing at Newbury Comics Store in [[Boston]], [[Massachusetts]] and Odd Future was booked to play a show that same night, nearby. What started as an eventful day quickly escalated into a [[batshit|mass]] [[insanity|hysteria]] when an overwhelming amount of people showed up at the comic store forcing locals to close down the street. With everyone standing outside in front of the store, Odd Future decided they could no longer resist their [[monkey]]-like [[fact|natural instincts]], and they proceeded to climb onto the roof of the store and jump around like apes. This caused uber [[niggerdom]], leading to one cop getting injured and the arrest of a [[16_year_old_girl|16 year old girl]]. 

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It get's better, though.

===OF trolls Fox25===
Later that afternoon, a local noticed that Boston's very own Fox25 was standing by the group's tourbus trying to get an comment from the group on the events. Seeing that there was a very high chance of maximum lulz, the local pulled out his camera and started filming the encounter. The members then started to stick their head out of a tourbus window, [[trolling]] the reporter with super-effectiveness, spouting classic lines such as "TRYNA GET A STORY, NIGGA?" and "WANNA SEE MY DICK?!"

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===Take it away, FOX===
And, as it turned out, the trolling made it to the final cut that night on TV!
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==Odd Future vs. Steve Albini==

On August 06th, 2011, the [http://www.electricalaudio.com/phpBB3/ official forums] of the [http://www.electricalaudio.com/ Electrical Audio website] lit up with much drama and lulz when the main man himself, Steve Albini, <strike>[http://rateyourmusic.com/list/frenchie/recorded_by_steve_albini owner of Electrical and uber-legendary recording engineer]</strike> [[faggot]], [http://www.electricalaudio.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=53523&start=320#p1364721 chimed in on a topic about Odd Future]. 

[http://www.electricalaudio.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=53523&p=1374892#p1374892 Apparently], the two forces had met a few months earlier on a shuttle bus in Barcelona, [[Spain]]. Steve didn't take too kindly to a bunch of [[coon|coons]] riding his [[white]] bus. What followed next was a very funnie [[OL]] [[flame_war|flame war]] by [[IRL]] music peoples that resulted in many lulz. 

===Steve begins:=== 
{{quote|My band shared an airport shuttle with them in Barcelona. They piled onto the shuttle late, after finally getting corralled by their minder, who was nursing a head wound with an ice bag wrapped in a towel. They piled in, niggering everything in sight, motherfucking the driver, boasting into the air unbidden about getting their dicks sucked and calling everyone in the area a faggot. Then one of them lit a joint (or a pipe, I didn't look) and told the driver to shut the fuck up nigger and smoked it anyway. A female passenger tried to engage one of them in conversation, but he just stared at her with a dead-to-me stare while his seatmate flipped double birds in her face.

The whole trip they complained about not being at a McDonalds and repeatedly shouted for the motherfucker to pull over so they could get some fucking McDonalds nigger. Interspersed with the McDonalds requests were shouted boasts about how often they masturbated and fucked bitches nigger and got paid like a motherfucker fifty grand like a motherfucker. They continued complaining that the trip was taking too long and insisted they be fed immediately all the way to the airport, where their minder presumably fed them.

I am quite happy none of them engaged me directly, because at least one of us would have regretted it.
|Albini, [[butthurt]] that he had to share a bus with [[niggers]]}}
===Tyler, The Creator responds via twitter===
Of course, it didn't take long for word to come back around and immediate Tyler, the Creator took to his twitter account with this:
[[Image:Tylerthecreatorcoolstorybro.png|center|frame|You don't "nigger everything insight", you say?]]
He also added:
{{quote|4. We (Odd Future) never discuss how much we are making a show in public, ever. 5. Me nor anyone I know in my age group know who you are, old ass. Surprised you knew how to use a computer|Tyler, the Creator, telling some old man to [[STFU]]}}
===Odd Future's publicist tells Albini, "cool story, bro"===
[[image:Oldmanniggerfags.png|thumb|250px|They act [[internet_tough_guy|tough]], but we all know they like homosex.]]
The drama was still not quite over. In a response to a Chicagoist.com journalist who was following-up the story, Odd Future's publicist, Heathcliff Berru, [http://chicagoist.com/2011/08/10/odd_future_update_tyler_takes_on_st.php released the following statement to the website about the matter]:
{{quote|... Tyler never harassed the driver ... i was sitting up there in the passenger seat next to him. they may have asked for Mcdonalds once but i told them we were late and we kept it moving. i also never heard anyone drop racial slurs in that manner. it was 5 or 6am. we were all tired and grumpy and i think Albini was also salty that they had to wait on us to get into the ride. ... flipping birds to a female passenger doesn't make any sense either! it's a cool story though bro!|[[Cool_story_bro|Cool story, bro!]]}}

===UPDATE: "Albino" get last word in; sucks Tyler, the Creator's cock===
Finally, responding to the journalist's follow-up of the Chicagoist.com article, Steve threw in the towel, ending the OL trolling, at least for now, with this to say in closing:
{{Quote|For what it's worth, that dude's voice is really cool...|Steve "Albino", being a fag, talking about how Tyler, the Creator is actually a [[pretty_cool_guy|pretty cool guy]]}}

==Left Brain slaps a bitch==
On October 30, 2011, Odd Future came into the spot light again, this time over drama that Left Brain had started.

[http://pitchfork.com/news/44467-odd-futures-left-brain-accused-of-hitting-photographer-in-the-face/ According to reports], Left Brain was getting physical with photographers at a show in New Orleans, flinging water at them, and doing other typical stuff that niggers do. When Left Brain saw that there was in fact a [[wimmins]] in the group, he proceeded to ask himself the most vaild question any man could possibly ask in that situation, "WHY AIN'T U IN THE KICHENS, WOMAN??!?1?" , and then slapped the hoe right in the kisser.

[http://www.nbc33tv.com/news/local-news/hip-hop-artist-slaps-female-photographer-at-voodoo-music-festival NBC33 released] this quote of female photographer trying to prove that Left Brain did in fact discriminate against women:
{{quote|In the pit, the male to female ratio is about 20 to 1. There were way more men in that pit than women.|Amy Harris, giving her best [[BAWWWWWW]] story}}

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Naturally, much lulz and approval did insue after the fact, but the enemies of the lulz tried to fight back, demanding accountability for the incident saying stuff like "OMG HE SHOULD BE ARRESTED" and "ODD FUTURE HATES WIMMINS!!". 

[[Image:Ididntslapshitbro.png|thumb|250px|Yeah... suree you didn't.]]Fortunately, Odd Future's publicist Heathcliff Berru came to the rescue once again, putting on his best [[trollface]], telling the [[liberal_media|lamestream news sources]] and [[feminazis]] exactly what they needed to hear: "[[NO U]]"!

{{quote|There simply is no truth to the accusation floating around the internet. It's no secret that Odd Future has a love/hate relationship with photographers at shows simply because sometimes they are given access the group wishes their fans would have instead.|Odd Future's publicist, doing a damn fine job}}

Thankfully, the tactic had worked like a charm and the female reported [[win|never filed any charges]]. She also took all her belongings and pawned them for monies so she could go buy her some new cookware and get back in the kitchen. It was later reported that she was glad that the incident happened, saying "Boy I sure am glad some sense got slappend into me. WTF was i thinking being all out of the kitchen like that?"

===UPDATE: OMG SHE ACTUALLY FILED CHARGES!!===
So,  Amy Harris now apparently thinks she is [[an hero]], but she doesn't actually know what that means and she doesn't doing it right and it's making things very unlulzy for everybody.

On her personal blog, [http://thefirst3songs.com/?p=2094 Harris published a post] revealing that she had in fact filed a police report. Although, as court cases often do, this case is taking a while to unfold. However, this section will be updated as more facts are released.

==How to troll Odd Future fans==
If you want to troll Odd Future fans just go to the comments section of any Odd Future video on [[YouTube]] and do the following:

*Ask them why Odd Future talks about [[God]] so much if they're [[atheist]].<br>
*Tell them that you are a [[Christian]] and that God doesn't approve of Odd Future.<br>
*Tell them that Odd Future has no talent and are just shock-rap.<br>
*Tell them that Steve Harvey is actually a [[pretty_cool_guy|pretty cool guy]].<br>
*Tell them that you like Odd future better without Earl Sweatshirt.<br>
*Remind them that Odd Future can't skate for shit and that they are actually just posers.

==See Also==
*[[Rap]]
*[[DOUBLE_NIGGER|DOUBLE NIGGER]]
*[[Hipsters]]
*[[13_year_old_boys|13 year old boys]]
*[[Atheism]]

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