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[[Image:Now-hes-gay.JPG|thumb|right|220px|[[DO NOT WANT|DEAR GOD]]]]

{{quote|My girlfriend is the most beautiful [[Irony|creature]] in the world. You guys don't know what you're talking about.|GPx}}

"'''Got my girlfriend to model for my car (PICS)'''" is the subject line of the most viewed thread ever on [http://www.BodyBuilding.com Bodybuilding.com]. It is also a term used by Body builders and douchebags to imply that they are better than the others on the workout gym they're in. 

On Nov 6, 2008, user [http://forum.bodybuilding.com/member.php?u=361780 GPx] posted [[pic]]s of his [[Comic#Newspaper_comics|Doonesbury]]-eyed "[[trap|girlfriend]]" modeling for his Acura Integra in the MISC forum.  Although from the [[OP]] it was obvious that he is [[trolling]], in only three days the thread ballooned to a 1,800 reply epic saga with [[photoshop]]s and people making fun of the fugliest woman [[OTI]], and [[over 9000|over 4 million views]] from around the world, making it the forum's most popular thread of all time [http://forum.bodybuilding.com/forumdisplay.php?f=19&daysprune=30&order=desc&sort].

As of December 1, 2008, the thread has been deleted.  We all took myspace [[screencap]]s, <del>but like grade-A morons it didn't occur to us to archive the OP.</del> [[Fukken saved]]

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==Thread timeline==
#OP posts some pix.
#Someone says "first".
#OP posts second batch of pics, confesses to [[fraud]]ing in whitetext so most people don't notice.
#Plenty of people [[shit bricks]].
#[[photoshop]]s start.
#Second person claims to be Ellie's real [[boyfriend]], posts what appears to be [[original content]].
#[[n00bs]] from other forums come in.
#Ellie makes her [[MySpace]] private.
#Dude admits to not being her real BF <s>[http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showpost.php?p=243081781&postcount=816]</s>.
#[[4chan]] alerted, [[epic fail guy]] signs up <s>[http://forum.bodybuilding.com/search.php?do=finduser&u=109140013]</s>.
#First [[white_knighting|white knights]] appear <s>[http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showpost.php?p=243245331&postcount=1097][http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showpost.php?p=243251251&postcount=1134] [http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?p=243275531#post243275531].</s>
#Forum infrastructure unable to deliver:<br />

[[Image:Bbcom starts crashing.jpg|300px]]<br />

13. Thread locked :( <br>
14. Thread deleted, lol.

==Meet Ellie==

<center>[[Image:Ellie035.jpg|400px|The most beautiful thing in the world.]]

<big><big>'''[[Vomit|UMMM....]]'''</big></big>

[[Image:Ellie bag over head.jpg|400px|]]

<big><big>'''[[Fixed|FIXED]]'''</big></big></center>

==MySpace screen shots==

[[Image:Don_1996.jpg|thumb|[[Don Henrie|A Challenger Appears!!]]]]

At first, Ellie made her [[MySpace]] private. After another day of mockery and endless [[friend|friend request]]s, she made her page public again. Lulz archivists hurried to take screen shots before she changed her mind again:

<center><gallery>
Image:MySpace.com - Ellie - 22 - Female - Kansas City, Missouri - www.myspace.com-fearlessfaith04.jpg|MySpace front page
Image:Myspace.com Blogs - Jokes on YOU - Ellie MySpace Blog.jpg|joke's on you! blog entry
Image:Myspace.com Blogs - last words, then your choice. But I’m done. - Ellie MySpace Blog.jpg|"last words" blog entry
Image:Myspace.com Blogs - One more thing to my new, dear, message board buddies... - Ellie MySpace Blog.jpg|"one more thing" page 1
Image:Myspace.com Blogs - One more thing to my new, dear, message board buddies... - Ellie MySpace Blog page 2.jpg|"one more thing" page 2
</gallery></center>

===Highlights from an entry===

*"[[lie|Some people think I look great in the bikni]], [[everyone|others]] (obviously) think the exact opposite....."

*"NEWSFLASH: I don't care whichever you think!! Everybody is entitled to their  own opinion and I respect that."

*"How about....a ****in' life, people?"

*"I must admit, the photo shopped pictures seriously made me laugh and forward them  to some friends of mine. Kudos to you photo shop artists. "

Sorry, "brah". Reverse psychology [[Don't feed the trolls|isn't gonna work this time]].

'''[[PROTIP]]:  don't claim not to care what ppl think in the middle of writing a full page message.'''  It's [[butthurt|too obvious]].''

==Potable Quotables==

[[Image:Got my girlfriend to model for my car Gaijin4Koma.jpg|thumb|right|180px|[[Gaijin4Koma|Reaction guys]] version.]]

[[Desperate|White Knighting for grade D pussy]]:

{{q|I honestly think [[your/you're|your]] very pretty.  The random internet dudes who are all virgins, wish they could come close to a woman of your caliber|Jason Fattyfuck..}}

{{q|I'm nobody's white knight, but the stuff was pretty fucked up, and I don't doubt for a second that you are probably pretty cool.

You're a pretty damn good lookin' girl

Fuck 'em.|HULK THRASH!}}

{{q|Stop your lying.  You know damn well that you don't think that she's pretty.  You're either tryin to hit that or cyber with her, though knowing what she looks like, you must be pretty desperate if you want either.

People have to learn that if you post pics on the web, well, prepare for the worst.|Waiting For The Free Handouts}}

Pwnt from the mouth of [[jailbait|babes]]:
{{q|you know what i think is ridiculous?
the fact that you say all of those threads don't bother you, yet you adress them in TWO different blogs.

quit pretending to be strong by telling people they're ignorant, you aren't hurting their feelings.
ignoring the situation would be the thing to make you seem strong.

im a sophomore in HIGH SCHOOL and i realize this, but you don't?
wow.|jessicalavon}}

One poster ventures a scholarly theory:
{{q|Looks like she was sodomized by the ugly stick.


And after the stick was done, he smoked a cigarette while he called over his friends, borderline disfigured stick and Jesus WTF is that stick. Then borderline disfigured stick and Jesus WTF is that stick double penetrated her anally while ugly stick throat fcked her.|EnergyTurtle}}

==Fun facts==
[[Image:I CANT FAP TO THIS.jpg|thumb|left|fact.]]

* 50% of the thread is reposting.

* When responding to the thread, quote the first post for extra [[lulz]].

* [[OP]] is now asking for [[greedy|donations]] "[[bullshit|for the lulz]]": "DONATE MONEYS 4 THE LULZ FROM EPIC THREAD @ JPIK2003@GMAIL.COM" (from his signature).  

* Everyone on bodybuilding.com says "[[douchebag|brah]]".
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{{cg|Gallery of fugly|Gallery|left|<gallery>
Image:Got my girlfriend to model for my car (PICS) - Bodybuilding.com Forums.jpg|Page one
Image:Whichoneisthegirlfriend.jpg|Which one is your girlfriend?
Image:Got my girlfriend to model for my car Ellie FIXT.jpg|[[Fixed|FIX'D]].
Image:Ellie102 fixed.jpg|Another fixt!
Image:Got my girlfriend to model for my car zoom.jpg|DO NOT WANT.
Image:Ellie its a trap.jpg|[[Its a trap]]!
Image:Got my girlfriend to model for my car headshot yuck.jpg|Replacement for [[pain series]].
Image:Got my girlfriend to model for my car Brian Peppers.gif|Eerily [[Brian Peppers|similar]].
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Ellie042.jpg|Subtle
Image:Ellie.jpg|Ellie Cobblepot
Image:Ellie motivator tree.jpg|Your fugliness is killing the wildlife. 
Image:Ellie WTF.jpg|ugh
Image:Ellie swat.jpg|[[SWATed]]. [[An hero]] might be better though.
Image:Burns.png|Strangely Attractive.
Image:Girlfriend to model my car Doing it rite.jpg|Doin it right / thread saved.
Image:Ellie game windows.jpg
Image:Girlfriend to model my car darth vader fixed.jpg|Yet another Fixt!
Image:Got my girlfriend to model my car worse.jpg|the opposite of fixt
Image:Five dollar footlong Subway.jpg|five dollar foot long
Image:2hfkj1y.gif|DEAR GOD
Image:Lopangirlfriendmodel.jpg|Seinfeld! Table four!
Image:07be291e.jpg|why [[Michael Jackson]] wears sunglasses.
Image:Bodybuilding.com Forums - View Single Post - Got my girlfriend to model for my car (PICS).jpg|mini unrelated lulz almost lost in epic thread.
Image:Elliewetmore.jpg|[[Juliana Wetmore|Ellie Wetmore]]
Image:TIMEcover.jpg|Her first (and last) cover photo.
Image:Bitchesfuglycarface.jpg|But my god they soon will
Image:Spittake2.jpg|A typical reaction.
Image:Riker.gif|Riker is sad
Image:Girlfriend fixed.JPG|'''FIXED!!!''' [[OM NOM NOM NOM]]
Image:Ellie panda shock.gif
Image:Ellie computer scare.gif|OH SHI-
Image:Girlfriend to model my car animated.gif|The animated series
Image:Girlfriend model animated.gif|[[Typical]] reaction.
Image:Ellie Hasselhoff.gif|The fugly will not end!
Image:Ellie Why so hideous.jpg|[[Why so serious?|Why so hideous?]]
Image:Ellie Motivator face ewww.jpg|thumb|right|Yes, you can.
Image:Gf to model car Donot.jpg|[[Massimo|They ALL]] [[do not want]]!
Image:Ellie Quiznos Hamster.jpg|lollers
Image:Ellie Maximum Overdrive.jpg|Maximum fugliness.
Image:Girlfriend wants it in the butt run away.gif|LOLZ
Image:Ellie Fuuuuuuuuuuu.jpg|[[Ffruustration|Fffuuuuuuuu]]
Image:Ellie Dracula.jpg|Be afraid.
Image:Ellie Robocop.jpg|[[Mecha]]-Ellie
Image:Makeover.gif|On Model Makeover
Image:I got my girlfriend to model for my car (pics) - GM Inside News Forum.jpg|The original thread has been deleted, but here is a spoof of the original.  The OP shown is exactly the same as the O-OP (yeah you know me).
File:Oh hai guise girlfriend model my car macro.jpg
</gallery>}}
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==Archived Thread==
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Image:Modelformycarpg1.jpg|<center>Page 1</center>
Image:Modelformycarpg2.jpg|<center>Page 2</center>
Image:Modelformycarpg3.jpg|<center>Page 3</center>
Image:Modelformycarpg4.jpg|<center>Page 4</center>
Image:Modelformycarpg5.jpg|<center>Page 5</center>
Image:Modelformycarpg6.jpg|<center>Page 6</center>
Image:Modelformycarpg7.jpg|<center>Page 7</center>
Image:Modelformycarpg62.jpg|<center>Page 62</center>
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==YouTubes==

<center><youtube>V5RFi1b8Pwk</youtube></center>

==See Also==

*[[Juliana Wetmore]]
*[[Daniele Fiorenza]]
*[[Brian Peppers]]
*[[Don Henrie]]
*[[DO NOT WANT]]
*[[YHBT]]

==External links==

* <s>http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031 THE THREAD</s> Deleted.

* {{myspace|fearlessfaith04|Ellie's MySpace}} <s>(set to private as of yesterday)</s> <s>Public again!</s> <s>Private once more.</s> <s>Public for 12thteenth time.</s> <s>Nope, Ellie is private again.</s> <s>PUBLIC! Make up your mind bitch.</s> <s>Public profile, but private pictures.</s> Deleted.

* [http://digg.com/comedy/Never_get_your_girlfriend_to_model/ On Digg]

* [http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7c2ow/i_got_my_girlfriend_to_model_for_my_car_picsnsfw/ On Reddit]

* [http://host-d.oddcast.com/php/application_UI/doorId=237/clientId=86/?mId=28602642 A message from our host.]

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