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[[File:Weev 2013.jpg|thumb|right|weev as of 2013]]
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'''Andrew Alan Escher "weev" Auernheimer'''{{jew}} ({{ljuser|weev}} <s>{{twitter|rabite}}</s> [[Banned|'''SUSPENDED!''']]) smells of rotting turnips, yet incongruously claims that his turnips are ripe and fresh. He is one of those people that is extremely handsome, and has girl-killing powers, but doesn't realize it. Because of this, weev defaults to his comfort zone: being an introverted eDork. But that's A Good Thing[[™]], since if this were not true, all of us fellow eDorks would have never had the pleasure of making his acquaintance. weev is a qualified attorney at lol, with a lol degree from distinguished Bann Towne University.

weev is also a very talented [[weev/Lyrics|song-writer]].
weev is also [[God]].

==The Great Andrewpantsing of weev 2006==
[[File:JudgeWeev.jpg|thumb|Judge weev presiding over ED's courtroom]]
[[File:Happybirthdayweevae.jpg|thumb|right|Hapy birfday weave]]
[[File:Weev is free.jpg|thumb|right|CHYEAH, BITCHES <nowiki>[</nowiki>From [[Meepsheep]] :^)<nowiki>]</nowiki>]]

Weev was convinced to come to the Bay Area on his 21st birthday. This living document shall document his total and complete downfall. Starting with the first shot of whiskey and cocaine, all the way down to the failure of his second kidney and all of Bay Area Bantown dancing around his rotting corpse screaming "YHBTBBT."

Day 1: The Kidney-Liver Double Punch

Weev was immediately taken into custody by FBCM upon arrival in the Bay Area, put in an official LOLDONGS prisonwear and was dropped off at a 2600 meeting to compete in Hacker Olympics, where he was totally obliterated by a "your mom" joke. Not having his normal hugbox to hide in, Weev resorted to finding comfort in drugs and liquor. 10 hours later he selfruined on a couch and was not allowed to vomit in order to make sure that the FBCM secret blend of herbs and spices had time to work their magic.

Day 2: The Over Lolerdose

After releasing breakfast into the porcelean goddess, Weev was allowed some time in The Yard to see some of SF. This was done after injecting the prisoner with Ruin Juice and a lot of video gaming. Weev came too his senses around the AIDS Memorial Grove in San Francisco's Golden Gate Park and was immediately sent to the liquor store to create various Andrewpants drink concoctions. After getting anally raped by hippies in the Haight Street Cafeteria, Weev was confronted with a 13 year old fat girl with braces that made him go to see an All Pro Wrestling Event, where he fell in love with Cheerleader Melissa and had a total and complete Over Lolerdose upon seeing a GNAA Member in the ring. A video exists of this Over-Lolerdose, but it was removed from YouTube.

Day 3: Brainaphone Echos

Day 4: Ghettoing, Gassing, and More!

Day 5: Brad's Final Solution

==[[Fursona]]==

<pre>[01:33] <weev> what kind of furry bluefox are you?
[01:33] <weev> i have a giant weevil costume
[01:33] <weev> with fawn horns
[01:33] <weev> to symbolize my malevolence
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==Reverend weev==
In early 2009, weev had collected such a large group of followers that he has started his own church. His evangelical sermons were published every Sunday on his YouTube channel '''{{archive|xy9dx|weevlos}}'''

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[[Image:Weevus.gif|thumb|Lord/Savior]]
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==ToorCon '06==
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==Quotes==

[[File:Odbweevstandoff.jpg|thumb|left|[[OldDirtyBtard]] and [[weev]] settle a policy dispute about who hates Jews more.]]
[[File:Weev.png|thumb|left|Viva la Weev]]
[[File:WEEV CHANGE.png|thumb|left|2012]]
[[File:Lol Weev.jpg|thumb|left|:D]]
{{quote|Offensive and witty detail|'''{{archive|gRyqD|Fox News, ''Hacker: I was behind Amazon Gay Book delisting''}}'''}}
{{quote|Think Shakespeare's Puck|[https://www.forbes.com/2009/04/13/amazon-gay-outrage-weev-technology-internet-amazon.html?sh=6be8a8092cb4 Forbes Magazine, ''Caught in the Act'']}}
{{quote|Professional hacker and a troll veteran|'''{{archive|vfsBr|Corrupt.org}}'''}}
{{quote|Hacker with a Rolls Royce|[https://www.gawker.com/5051974/hacker-from-that-times-story-on-palin-emails-i-wish-theyd-done-it-properly Gawker]}}
{{quote|Highly offensive language|[https://www.theregister.com/2010/01/30/firefox_interprotocol_attack/ The Register]}}
{{quote|He never betrays the lulz.|[[jameth]]}}
{{quote|He's my cheddar bay biscuits from Red Lobster.|[[girlvinyl]]}}
{{quote|Hacker S. Thompson.|[[Anonymous]]}}
{{quote|Fuck quotes. I don't use them. I live in the present. 
I flow like water. I am the Bruce Lee of Regexp. Fuck you.|[https://brutal-honesty.livejournal.com/3168992.html Weev on LJ talking about quotes]}}
{{quote|11:57am <Blanket> At least they didn't find the [[jenkem]].|[[ED IRC]]}}

==Weev and conspiracy of the [[Jews]]==
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After the feeble attempt by the [[Jews|Anti-Defamation League]] to troll Weev, and the subsequent shakedown by [[police|corporate thugs]], he has since been financially unable to provide for himself of much needed [[Jew gold]] and his precious freedoms were taken by the [[Niggers|Feds]], denying him basic human rights and religious freedom. Fortunately, he is out on bail after being found guilty [[last Thursday]], but under the condition of limited [[internets]] use and working for [[The Man]]. Despite employment, he is still in need of funding for his  [[Attorney at lol]]. So instead of spending your precious [[Bitcoin]] on [[hookers and blow]] and the [[Tor|Assassination Market]], you should donate them to his '''{{archive|PGYm6|defense fund}}'''. That way, the original troll of trolls can bask in the cool breeze of freedom once more and the Lulz shall be had again.

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==Radio show==
Recently, some [[lolcows]] at a [[liberal]] [[nigger]] [[hippie]] radio station gave weev [https://www.wfmu.org/playlists/WV a radio show] on Sundays in the 3am-6am timeslot, where he trolled in hard mode and dropped some [[Penis Pump|trolling music]], while preaching the word of [[Raptor Jesus]]. He breached such [[flame war|lighthearted topics]] as [[abortion]], [[Neocon]] [[Jew gold|greed]], [[conservative|the evils of Liberalism]], and the [[Faggots|OCW movement]]. He made two broadcasts before he was [[banhammered]] for his unorthodox rhetoric that was interpreted by the radio station owners to be racist, which is an absurd insinuation and a claim which weev fervently denies. His first transmission can be watched on the [[Jewtube]].


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==AT&T Hack and Imprisonment==
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In 2013 Weev was sentenced to 41 months in prison for embarrassing the fuck out of AT&T after posting email addresses for iPad users [https://www.dailydot.com/news/andrew-weev-auernheimer-prison-livetweeting/ that they were storing on a publicly accessible website], and reporting the gaping hole of security to Gawker. Before he was sentenced, he [https://livestream.com/timcast/amawithweev did a livestream] for his AMA on [[reddit|le rebbit]]. He is survived by his [[twitter]] account and [[nazi|stormfront]] membership. He appealed it, won and was released in 2014.

==weev in Popular Culture==
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{{Story|'''III: Life - The Biggest Troll (Andrew Auernheimer)'''

<Small>[Verse 1]</small> <br />
Man made the [[web]], you don't need a [[name]] <br />
Man made up thoughts, I ain't too ashamed <br />
Every thought I had, put it in a box <br />
Everybody see it just before the [[cops]] <br />
Trolling, trolling, trolling these niggas <br />
[[Rickroll|Rick Rolling]] these niggas, they mad cause they don't know any better <br />
"Hold up, it's the kid, quick, tell him he can't sit with us" <br />
Fuck it, got [[money]], bought friends like I'm TBS <br />
VVS, I can see it all with the clarity <br />
Real-D, hope they dig a [[nigga]] before they fairy me <br />
Even though, we were told to go where they wouldn't go <br />
Hella slow, that's that [[Web 1.0|dial up]], watch it pile up

<br />
<Small>[Hook] X 4</small> <br />
Andrew Auernheimer <br />
Pulling on her weave <br />
It's that Andrew Auernheimer <br />

<br />
<Small>[Verse 2]</small> <br />
We are the dreams of our parents lost in the [[Odd future|future]] <br />
Who hide the deepest desires and wear a [[Anon|mask]] like a [[Wrestling|lucha]] <br />
Door open, we were smoking in the hotel <br />
The vapors went through the hallway, the manager pissed as hell <br />
I mean where's the line between Donnie G and Gambino? <br />
He hang with girls like Lena, but needed some time to re up <br />
[[Tila Tequila|Tequila]] in the cantina, 30 dollars I swallowed <br />
The sauce was so malo then she said "you need to grow up <br />
You been doing this for too long <br />
That camp was a million years ago, sing me a different song" <br />
Whether you're [[trolling]] or controlling, just a reminder <br />
You think you get it, you don't, it's the Andrew Auernheimer <br />
I'm gone - now I'm back <br />
Give a fuck or give 'em [[hell]], just not a chance to react <br />
[[Tyler Durden]] this burden, hurtin', they said there was curtains <br />
Certain demise, look in his eyes, the pain and the inverting <br />
I could've stayed where I was and have a life you'd be proud of <br />
But I'd rather chase things never thought of <br />
It was all love, saying ''[[Party hard|go hard]]'' <br />
Making dope, [[it's a trap]], Ackbar backfired <br />
Panic dreams, so it seems we're meant to die <br />
I had to figure it out, it's the best, no, that's a [[lie]] <br />
Had to get some stuff off my chest, I vaporized <br />
High on my own, it took time to realize <br />
Because the internet mistakes it forever <br />
But if we fuck up on this journey at least we're together <br />
Man, I wish I could go back and tell that kid it's make-believe <br />
Make 'em believe in themselves, people who needed my help <br />
Feelings I felt, keeling myself <br />
No one's ever been this lost <br />
I just get the information [[Twitter|retweeted]] or say it sucks <br />
I just got the motivation, your talent's just a bunch of luck <br />
Hard work and dedication, but lately it's run amok <br />
Waking up in these places I don't remember <br />
Texts [[Who was phone|from people I never met]], doors left open <br />
(Who are you? Don't do it. Who are you?) <br />
I don't know who I am anymore <br />
Still on the beat though <br />
Still in the game, but he moves with a cheat code <br />
Slowest connection ever, my life inside a computer <br />
Them bands that'll make 'em dance, my wallet's Lollapalooza <br />
The violence, [[FPS|first-person shooter]] <br />
First person to move, first person to speak <br />
My meals on me, they scream in the streets <br />
Losing my frame of reference, these pieces are [[shit]] with breakfast <br />
Funny the day you born that's really your death sentence <br />
I met this girl at a dinner, we conversating <br />
She beautiful in the face, but her voice is truly amazing <br />
And plus she write her own shit, becoming so close knit <br />
Smoke up and talking to eat, she helping me focus <br />
No [[Anna Nicole Smith]], she getting hers <br />
Niggas taking props like a musical live and learn <br />
She say she feel alone all the time, I'm similar <br />
I meet her in my dreams on the moon, I visit her <br />
Every night I text her ''I wanna solve the world, I think I need your help'' <br />
She text me ''how you gon' trust somebody when you don't trust yourself?'' <br />
I mean she right though, 45 like a light-bulb <br />
And I could've died like my [[iPhone]], but I kept going like a psycho <br />
And I took chance like a dice roll, dropping jewels like it's puberty <br />
Wrote a note on the glass, ''you see what these labels do to me'' <br />
Texts said "[[Sexting|I'm Wet]]", I said ''hold up, wait up a minute'' <br />
H2O plus my D, that's the hood I'm living in <br />
Never forget this feeling, never gonna reach a million <br />
Eventually all my followers realize they don't need a meter <br />
Stay on your own shit, fuck what these clones think <br />
Just remember that you the shit, but act like it don't stink <br />
We were childish but had to grow up <br />
When you spitting real shit eventually you grow up <br />
Realities like allergies, I'm afraid to go nuts <br />
Life's the biggest troll but the joke is on us <br />
Yeah, the joke's [[you]] showed up

<br />
<Small>[Outro]</small><br />
You're here now. You have to help me <br />
You have to help me <br />
I need you. You have to help me <br />
You have to help me <br />
You have to help me <br />
Please help me <br />
Please help me <br />
Please <br />
[[No U|Please help me]]
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- '''''{{archive|qaGEJ|Childish Gambino}}'''''}}

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==See Also==
*[[In defense of slandered heroes]]
*[[weev quotes]]
*[[Weev: Still Here]]
*[[D8]]
*[[Jason Fortuny]]
*[[anakata]]

==External links==
*'''{{wikilink|Weev|TOW article}}'''
*'''{{ljuser|weev|weev on LJ}}'''
*'''{{archive|PGYm6|Computer Fraud and Abuse Act defense fund}}'''
*'''{{archive|tqo4F|Last record of weev being fun}}'''
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