Wikichan/Niece Fuck
Niece Fuck was a b-related tale documented some time earlier than 2008 on Wikichan.
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Ok /b/, I have some shit I want to get off of my chest here, and it is NOT copypasta. I know coming to /b/ for this kind of stuff is fucking retarded but I don’t have anywhere else to go to for this. I could get a MySpace for this but I hate that fucking place so damn much, ya know? Anyway, to start, I am currently an average 19-year-old male, doin’ the whole college thing up here in Ohio with a kick-ass job over at Cedar Point, pretty much the greatest amusement park on the planet. I’m not a fat ass like my father, and I’m not an alcoholic like my mother, two things I am very greatful for. I’m often on the computer or playing DDR, for both fun and exercise reasons. I don’t get out all that much and dislike most contact with other people, unless it’s, say, a quick chat with a cashier at Kroger while I’m paying for my food or something.
Anyway, what I wanted to talk about occured a few weeks ago. See... being the huge /b/tard that I am, I, of course, love lolis. What /b/tard doesn’t enjoy a loli or two? Yes, well, moving on, I had gotten a call from my older sister (about 9-10 years older than me). See, her and her husband Ryan live South of me, I’d say about 30-40 minutes away (driving, dur). They moved up here a year after I did from California since they agreed it sucked balls there. Yes they have Six Flags Magic Mountain, but fuck that, we have mother fucking Cedar Point.
Anyway, as I was saying, my sister called me up Friday night asking if I could come babysit her daughter (A.K.A. my niece) because they really wanted to go out by themselves since they haven’t had the time to in a while. I was familiar with this since I had already babysat for them about 6-8 times, and I really don’t mind it. My niece is 11 now.
However, during my 5th night of being a babysitter, something happened, see, I was really bored, I didn’t feel like watching tv, I forgot to bring my PSP or DS with me, and I was super fucking horny. Like, “dick throbbing and so god damn hard it feels harder than it has ever been before” horny. Now, the reason wasn’t because I was alone with a loli. Besides, I had put her to bed already (10:00 PM is her bed time). I decided that, since my sis and Ryan wouldn’t be back for another hour or two, I was gonna just beat off anyway. I grabbed a tissue box from the bathroom, had my pants down to my knees, sat down on the couch and began faping. This went on for about 10-12 minutes, untill I finally came. I sat there looking up at the ceiling, my dick in my hand covered in my own essence, then sat up and turned to my right to grab a tissue.
My 11-year-old niece was standing there, sneaking a look from the hallway where her bedroom was.
So there I am, sitting on a couch with my pants down, my (now somewhat limp) cock in my hand, and my niece standing there in the doorway looking at me. I immediately jumped up to face away from her, cleaned up, and zipped up my pants. I never felt so retarded in my life.
I turned around to face her, still standing there with a puzzled look on her face. It was obvious she had no clue what she has seen. “H-How long have you been there??” I asked.
“Since you pulled your underwear down, why were you playing with your weiner?”
OH MY FUCKING GOD. SHIT SHIT SHIT, What the fuck do I do now!?!? Oh God... fuck, I had to say something!! But obviously I can’t explain masturbation to her, if her parents try talking to her in a few years about that and she says she knows or something, then shit! I ended up saying something like, “Umm... hey, just go back to bed, and please don’t tell anyone you saw what I was doing ok?”
She smiled and agreed not to tell, and went off back to bed as if nothing happened.
Because of this incident I have been a bit more nervous going over there, but I still accept babysitting for them. Ever since then she has given me strange looks at times, and has frequently glanced at my crotch, obviously curious to learn more about it and what I was doing.
So, anyway, back to what happened a few weeks ago. Sis calls, I go over, they leave, I hang with niece, usuall shit. It’s about 7:30 PM (I’d say 30 minutes after my sis left) when she asks if we can watch a movie. I say sure, and she chooses Mulan, a Disney movie set in China, or Japan, dunno, but it’s a good movie.
Rule Thirty Four on that shit later.
Anyway, we’re on the couch watching the scene with the training montage and that “Be a Man” song or whatever, when I notice my niece is kind of sitting a little closer than usual. Suddenly, a ton of thoughts of stories about this kind of sitiation I saw on 4chan begin running through my head. I quickly shake those thoughts off and go back to watching.
So we’re at the part where “Ping” is discovered to be a chick (Mulan), and everything seems normal, when I notice that she is even closer! Like, shit, now I’m getting nervous. Wait wait, slow down, maybe she just really loves me as an uncle, she likes being around me, yeah, that’s all it is.
The she turns to me and says, “can I sit in your lap?”
... oh... fuck dude... I... FUCK! I’m gonna get a boner if she dows that man... wait wait, shit, slow down, I’ll be ok. It’s just a cute loli sitting on my lap, I mean... ah fuck.
So there we are, she’s on my lap, with her tiny butt perfectly placed on top of my crotch, and Mulan is climbing some pols with some guys dressed as chicks. I’m thinking, “Ok, ok, I’m good, just gotta relax and-“
BONER! BONER!!! FUCK! OH GOD DAMN IT I HAVE A BONER!! Oh God she’s gonna notice it, how can she not notice it, she’s SITTING ON IT. SHIT.
Then it gets worse, she begins to move her butt around, obviously interested in this sudden rock between her crack. Then she turns around, now sitting the opposite way, and looks at me with those adorable blue eyes.
“Did it get big again?”
OMFG SHIT SHIT THIS IS BAD!! WTF DO I DO NOW!!??! “Uh, what are you talking about, you want to see the rest of the movie?”
“Wait, but why is your weiner getting big, and why were you playing with it?”
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKK!!! Ok ok, chill, chill out, just say it’s nothing and try to have her ignore i-
This is when she begins rubbing it and asking things like, “is this how you did it?”
.... well this isn’t to good now is it. My 11-year-old neice is in my lap, stroking my harbl, and I can’t say shit ‘cause I’m fucking stunned at the current situation. I saw her look up at me and notice how red my face was, as well as my shocked expression.
“It’s ok, I know about sex ‘n stuff, my dad told me about it. I didn’t know boys liked playing with themselves though, and I’ve never seen one before. I think my daddy called it a ‘PENIS’”.
Just hearing those words come from her voice made my boner even stronger.
Then, suddenly, she begins to unzip my fly and undo the button, before I can say anything, I have the head of my dick popping out of my boxers and my niece staring at it while at the same time trying to pull down my boxers so she can get a better look. I immediately try to cover it with my hands and begin telling her to stop but she was persistent.
“Please let me see it!!”
... at this point and time we were both looking at eachother my pants down to my knees once again with my hands and shirt hiding my dick. Her face was showing frusteration, which looked adorable and continued fueling my raging hard on. I knew that if I were to keep returning here to babysit then I would have to deal with this problem, and I can’t quit ‘cause my sis has nobody else to turn to to watch her since they really don’t trust friends or anyone else to do it.
I decided to let her see it. SEE it, that’s it...
I slowly unveild my dick to her, my face as red and hot as the fucking sun. I saw her eyes widen as she looked at it. She leaned in fast, looking all around it. Then I saw her reaching for it. I jumped back a space on the couch to avoid it.
“I thought you’d let me touch it!”
“I’ll let you see it, not touch it!”
Then she pulls a fast one on me.
“I guess I can tell my mom that I saw you playing with it...”
OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE!! I tried to reason with her, asking to not tell, but she kept saying that she wouldn’t tell if I let her do what she wanted. I ended up giving up and just going with it.
She reached up and grabbed the head and some of the shaft. I saw her notice me twitch and was obviously interested in the reaction. She moved her hand down to the middle and began to stroke it. “I think this is how you were doing it,” she said.
Oh God... it felt soooooo good... FUCK! What am I saying! I can’t do this! But if I don’t she’ll tell... shit...
She begins to get faster and faster, her hand felt so good faping away at my cock, I couldn’t help it, I was gonna cum soon...
In a few minutes time there was cum all over her hand, as well as my dick. I flipped out and ran to the bathroom to get tissues, cleaned off my dick quickly, and ran back to my niece to clean her hand. As soon as I got back, she began to uh... well...
... lick her hand...
“Wait wait, I have the tissues!!”
Before I could do anything she has licked it all up, sayingt hat it tasted kind of funny. “W-Why did you do that!?”
“But I saw my mom lick it when she played with my dad once.”
Oh Jesus fucking christ, she has seen her parents fucking. Shit.
She then asks if I can sit back down. I know that I have no control over this situation so I agree and go back to the couch. She begins to stroke my dick again trying to get it hard, and then begins to suck on it which I would guess she has seen my sis do. It feels so awesome having her go down on me, and it doesn’t take long before I come again. She drinks up once again and continues to stroke and suck.
It is now 10:15 PM. By then I had came about 7-8 times, and was worn out as hell, but she seemed to really be enjoying it.
Then she get’s up and takes her panties off, asking if I would play with her like her dad did with her mom with his fingers. “I won’t tell anyone, I promise.”
I have her lay down on the couch as I slowly rub her stomach and nip at her neck, and I can feel her breathing deeper and deeper as I move my hand lower and lower towards her pussy. I began to rub my finger along her pussy, which was extremely warm and somewhat wet. She began to moan louder and louder.
Finally I inserted my finger into her pussy. A shreik of pleasure came from her lips as she laid there wiggling and sweating. I lifted up her shirt and began to suck on her nipples, her flat chest was so cute.
By now I had two fingers in her and had one hand on one nipple, and my mouth on the other. After a few more minutes, I noticed her come, both in the way she looked, felt, and sounded. I took out my fingers and she looked up at me with those adorable eyes.
“T-That felt really good, thanks.”
I cleaned her up a bit, and took her to her bed since it was past her bed time. She told me that she would never tell and thanked me again. I tucked her in and watched her go to sleep, then went back to the living room and waited ‘till my sis came home at around 11:30.
As I left the house I couldn’t believe what just happened. I mean, it was kind of wrong, but she did come on to me, and she said she wouldn’t tell anyone, so I didn’t think there was anything to really worry about. Plus it felt so good, and I enjoyed pleasuring her too. Maybe she’ll want me to do it again next time I babysit her.