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About | Who is this Animal that you speak of?

My name is Bryan Wilson, known online and to some of my friends as Animal. I'm an American entertainer who was born in 1986, raised in the hot valley of Arizona, and is currently thriving in the beautiful nature of Ohio. I am heterosexual, around 6'1" in height, my weight ranges from 145-150 pounds, and my big paws fit a US size 12 shoe. Personality-wise, I'm best described as being an energetic, intellectual breed of young male. I've always had a knack for making people laugh, even in difficult situations. Deemed a "social butterfly" by friends, I'm looking to broaden my audience by broadcasting my original ideas and creative antics on the internet just for fun. I enjoy attention, and it makes me feel good to know that I have the ability to make a positive impact on the lives of other people. My old YouTube channel was accidentally deleted amid the confusion of the new mandatory merging of Google+ accounts, but I have since come back as Animal reloaded, this time equipped with a GoPro Hero 3 Black Edition camera. Future underwater footage? I'm thinking yes.

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Along with entertainment, I also have talents in photography and writing. I consider myself to be a visual artist by hobby (as opposed to a photographer who takes pictures for money), and all of the photos from my websites were taken and edited by me. Follow my Instagram to see my personal photography, including portraits of people, animals, and nature.
I enjoy writing poetry, short stories, and articles about personal interests in my life. I'm an articulate and outspoken person who has a way with words and employs witty wordplay and intellectual jokes on a regular basis. I also have an impressive personal talent of holding my breath for minutes on end. My current record is 4 and a half minutes above water, and I have several videos to serve as proof of this ability. I enjoy showing off my talent and having friendly competitions with others. I'm a breath holding beast!

I have personal interests in science, biology, philosophy, and psychology, and I love all living things and nature. The nickname "Animal" was honorably embraced by me after my rascally antics and personality would often result in people playfully calling me an animal. As one friend and former roommate once comically put it (in regard to my playful nature), "Bryan's more like a pet than he is a roommate." The nickname is also a reference to my natural and open-minded outlook on life. For example, I personally don't use any unnatural hygiene products on my body outside of toothpaste on my teeth, anti-bacterial soap on my hands, and shampoo in my hair. In other words, I shower daily, but it only consists of rinsing my body with water every day and shampooing my hair every other day. Yes, that's excluding deodorant as well. Au naturel. Hey, you've gotta have one shocking fact about yourself on your personal biography, right? I told you I'm an animal!

Additional interests include a passion for staying in shape, eating healthy, and taking care of my body. Being active, hanging out with friends, playing video games, and listening to music are also favorite pastimes. I do not smoke, drink caffeine or alcohol, or use any kind of drugs. I've experimented with all of those things in the past and decided to leave them all behind for good. I'm very playful and youthful in spirit. I like kids, and growing up being an older brother to a younger boy has privileged me to play the big brother role to other boys really well. Despite the savage-sounding nickname, Animal is a really social and friendly guy who is always looking to make new friends in life.

With that being said...I hope to hear from you soon!


If you have any more questions for Animal, feel free to send them directly to me either on my YouTube channel or by filling out the email form on the Contact page. Thanks again for your interest!