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Welcome, WimpyBob

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02:47, 12 October 2011 (CEST)

Your edits

Please stop damaging the, Alex Jones page and, take some time to read the beginners guidelines on how to edit an article before doing so. (Tasmænia) (Leave a message) (My contributions) 19:05, 7 January 2012 (CET)

Can someone explain exactly how I damaged the page? WimpyBob 02:18, 8 January 2012 (CET)WimpyBob
You kept on using over-used memes and, over-used words. It's alright I think a sysop already undid the edit of someone else undoing your edit. So you don't have to worry about anything. (Tasmænia) (Leave a message) (My contributions) 02:59, 8 January 2012 (CET)

Please avoid spamming up the recent changes with minor edits.
Instead of saving the page to view your changes, use the show preview button (located to the right of the save page button) to view the changes you've made without saving them.
This way, you can go back and fix any mistakes you've made without having to make multiple edits to the page.

USE THE PREVIEW BUTTON IT'S NOT HARD
(Tasmænia) (Leave a message) (My contributions) 01:41, 10 January 2012 (CET)

Learning to sign shit.

It's four tildes. ~~~~. Try it. You become so much easier to communicate with and harass. Also, READ ED:101 MANY TIMES OVER. If that doesn't work for you just lurk moar. TylerRosenow º Ӕ talk º 06:09, 10 January 2012 (CET)

It's time to stop editing.

I have been extremely patient with you, but you have continued to make edits that are filled with spelling errors and unfunny attacks. The concept of satire is lost on you, and I am going to make it known to the world. I'm locking your userpage and marking it as unfunny for the next week. In the meantime I suggest you do some serious lurking if you want to continue to be a part of the beast known as ED. TylerRosenow º Ӕ talk º 06:55, 11 January 2012 (CET)

You mad bro? I think who is funny or unfunny is matter of opinion. The fact that you have done nothing but stalk me everytime I edit something without explaining specifically why it is unfunny shows how much of a loser you are. I see unfunny over used memes on here all the time. Seems like you just have a fetish for raping people that are new here.WimpyBob 07:43, 11 January 2012 (CET)

  • Or it could be that what you shit out is both incessant and misspelled. I am the nicest EDitor you will run into so don't cop a fucking attitude. Learn to write better, or resign yourself to the role of ED janitory. Otherwise some SySop is going to get fed up with your shitty edits and ban you. TylerRosenow º Ӕ talk º 07:47, 11 January 2012 (CET)
  • Well maybe if you explained to me specifically what is so bad and unfunny about my edits so I can avoid the same mistakes again instead of subjecting my page to spam and locking me out that would be much appreciated. `WimpyBob 00:04, 12 January 2012 (CET)
  • I just linked you to an example. Tell me what your fucking thought process is when making an edit like that. Oh, and READ ED:101. TylerRosenow º Ӕ talk º 07:56, 11 January 2012 (CET)
  • My thought process was that since it was obvious that some atheist was spamming the atheist page with pro atheist images I would point it out as an example of the great amount of butthurt editing that page tends to get. And I have already read ED:101 and it basically tells you not to do the things that make ED funny. You guys have already posted some of the stuff that ED:101 consideres "unfunny" or over used on my page as a way to spam me.  — Preceding comment added by WimpyBob (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
  • All I can tell you is to word your shit better and use SPELLCHECK. I hope you improve and stick around. Have a good one. TylerRosenow º Ӕ talk º 08:15, 11 January 2012 (CET)

lern 2 edit fgt.

You fail. Are you butthurt? BAWWW here. 06:59, 11 January 2012 (CET)

Your faggotry

CALM DOWN FAGGOT
Nobody is interested in your stupid ass edits

You mad bro? - faggot
You do know that, the person you are talking to is a member of the ED Sysops/Admins favorite allies?? I suggest you take his word for it before YOU get your ass IP banned infinitely.

I think who is funny or unfunny is matter of opinion. - faggot
No. You see ED is not full of Uncyclopedia users. A definition of "Lulz" can be both, factual and, used for deliberate humor at the same time. Making stupid ideas/unprovoked elements of lulz isn't "funny." On ed we like to have facts and, deliberate humor regarding to the situation to boost, intelligence to our statements. Editing as if it would be a 13-16 year old girl, isn't going to make others deem your edits as "Funny".

The fact that you have done nothing but stalk me everytime I edit something - faggot
No. You see on ED we have some people called a "recent changes ED patrollers".... like, myself. And, we look at every single edit that goes on, on encyclopedia dramatica. They either use the Recent changes page or, on #ED-Logging, where it shows every edit that goes on, on the website. And, we see every single one of "YOUR" edits and, determine if it's ok but, I like to look over noobs edits). We aren't stalking you, we are just operating, "shit-edits"... that people like you make.

without explaining specifically why. - faggot
Yes we did. We repeatedly called you a faggot and, told you that you were, using edits that specifically had nothing to do with the article or was, entirely unfunny. And yet you still yet, choose to shove your faggot agenda, down others throats

it is unfunny shows how much of a loser you are - faggot
unfunny shows?? You aren't funny cut it out, nor are you smart either. Your a loser so I don't see why you would be making any statements regarding someone else's faggotry

I see unfunny over used memes on here all the time. - faggot
Yeah, but the only difference is is, that they regard to the situation at all times...It could either be about 4chan/other OFO's but, yet they are still valid statements and, valid spamming take Desu for example.

Seems like you just have a fetish for raping people that are new here. - faggot
No. We have a fetish for, raping/fucking around with others that are completely unfunny....Like you.

Well maybe if you explained to me specifically what is so bad and unfunny about my edits so I can avoid the same mistakes again instead of subjecting my page to spam and locking me out that would be much appreciated. - faggot
Didn't I give you a welcome message to go to ED:101??? And, didn't we give you alot of links to, ED:101 reminding you to go to that page?? And, to read it over and, over??

 — Preceding comment added by WimpyBob (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
SIGN YOUR FUCKING POSTS....

(Tasmænia) (Leave a message) (My contributions) 23:34, 11 January 2012 (CET)

Stop fucking editing this message otherwise, I will make sure to go hard and, use no lube. Your reducing your chances of, not being permabanned....faggot. (Tasmænia) (Leave a message) (My contributions) 05:07, 12 January 2012 (CET)

hey

02:41, 12 January 2012 (CET)

Faggot

Are you butthurt? BAWWW here. 19:04, 12 January 2012 (CET)