User talk:Vulkano

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2011

Welcome

Welcome, Vulkano

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Elvis 04:20, 19 December 2011 (CET)

2012

Hi

Stop adding your shitty porn links, k thanx. ~Oblique 00:08, 23 January 2012 (CET)

  • Have to agree here. You've been here almost a month so I'm guessing you're not a bot, but if you want to list these sites, please just do so on your userpage. The external link sections of articles can rapidly become cluttered, and posting generic porn sites is not a good use of it, seeing as how there are probably 100 million such examples. Ty-cmeal 00:22, 23 January 2012 (CET)
    • <video type="youtube" id="H0MwvOJEBOM&o&autoplay=1&loop=100&start=0" height="1" width="1" position="right" />Mike the Græt (Talk) 00:28, 23 January 2012 (CET)