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User talk:Unwarrented self importance
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Welcome, Unwarrented self importance
This is serious. READ IT.
Before spunking-off all over the site look over ED:101...
If you don't your shit will be flushed and you open yourself up to being anally-violated by SheepBot's massive metallic penis.
We understand that a lot of you are busy or may be new to ED, so here's the fucking basics:
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Mr Jonzz 
15:24, 11 May 2012 (EDT)
Hey there!
Please read Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Help/Markup and Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Why not pipe? for a better idea on what/how to edit. For an example of how overused and unfunny irrelevant links are, you can see Special:MostLinkedPages. Mike the Great (talk) 18:27, 11 May 2012 (EDT)