User talk:Patlalrique

Welcome, Patlalrique

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Boudica 00:27, 1 January 2015 (EST)

Hey, Glad to be here, drop me a shout nice to meet you

RC

Please avoid spamming up the recent changes with minor edits.
Instead of saving the page to view your changes, use the show preview button (located to the right of the save page button) to view the changes you've made without saving them.
This way, you can go back and fix any mistakes you've made without having to make multiple edits to the page. Tigercommander 01:29, 12 January 2015 (EST)

Quit being a fucking idiot,Tiger.-- 01:34, 12 January 2015 (EST)

Yeah right on, I might have a little bit exagerated... --Patlalrique 01:40, 12 January 2015 (EST)

Cool

HEY THERE! Hey, Patlalrique! I saw what you did with Improving Charlie Hebdo. I just wanted to say keep up the good work.

Tigercommander 15:14, 14 January 2015 (EST)

Thanks pals --Patlalrique 18:18, 14 January 2015 (EST)

This is interesting (Charlie Hebdo)

Wasn't that you, Patlalrique, who added the stuff about Charlie Hebdo being a tool of French government, complete with government subsidies? My curiosity is keenly aroused, but google did not find anything about it for me. Is that privileged information or made-up? If not made up, with sources, it could be a scoop for a dryer publisher. Moar people should know about it.

Sir Nicholas Serota is stuck stuck stuck 06:38, 15 January 2015 (EST)

I got that information from watching many videos from investigative journalists and other experts. Unfortunately, my sources are in French... I'll try to do some research to find out good English sources. I have to work on my own shit though!

Keep in mind that most newspapers in France are helped by gov funding. Traditionnal newspapers around the world are all going out of business because internet (and because their news reporting has become so shitty and biased they are now irrelevant: people are sick of them). The French have a strict policy to protect their cultural assets, which they consider newspaper to be part of.

Name them: Le Monde, Le nouvel Observateur, Libération: they all benefits of this gov program. Charlie Hebdo is no exception. They usually print 60K units, but the next issue will be 3M! In other words, all newspapers are subsidized but Charlie Hbedo is among the worst cases. They are clinically dead.

The worst is that these newspapers are all properties of large corporate groups, therefore the French gov is funding shareholders. Of course, large corporations love to own newspaper as they can control the narrative.

Even a crappy magazine like Closer (which name is not even in French and it's in majority own by Italians) benefits from a 500K input! http://www.closermag.fr/ Note: their crappy website won't work if you don't enter www.! (I don't have the source for this one but I heard a French politician saying that in an interview yesterday: Florian Phillipot)

Here's wikipedia's French entry for 'Aide à la presse en France' (help to the press in France) http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aides_%C3%A0_la_presse_en_France

--Patlalrique 11:14, 15 January 2015 (EST)

I don't know any French, but jimbo's article with "tarifs postaux privilégiés" and "L'Humanité: 48 centimes/ La Croix: 32 centimes/Le Nouvel Obs: 29 centimes" sounds vaguely familiar, because that's how our regime handles presseförderung. (Not including generous advertising deals with large political parties, who quite literally own mass media.) That jimbo-article gives your take on shit the ring of plausibility.

Thanks for the links, but... Sir Nicholas Serota is stuck stuck stuck 14:34, 15 January 2015 (EST)

Under Élizé secret fund

Here's a video of Thierry Meyssan, French journalist that says quotes: This newspaper has been created (saved; he means created a second version)on Élizé secret fund under Francois Mitterand (at the beggining of the video.)

http://www.egaliteetreconciliation.fr/Rappel-Qui-a-cree-et-a-quoi-sert-Charlie-Hebdo-30196.html

Here's an unsourced comment that explains it well (from above webpage):

The paper exists sice the '60 but was about to be put into bankruptcy in 1981, Mitterand saved it but only because of Élizée's secret funds, which is barred by law. This paper is thus an avatar of the PS (Parti Socialiste) and of SOS Racisme.

... I can't read or speak French. I'm in loose contact with some largish and smallish internet-publishers who'd love the scoop, but I'm not qualified researching a piece on it. I know some frogophiles who are no strangers to research, political writing or French satire, but they don't lift a finger without getting paid or getting laid, so the prospect of exciting anyone in that enclave is rather dim. Thanks all the same, I will spread the word!

"l'elizee" popped up in my google, but the machine translation was incomprehensible and off topic. Same problem. "SOS racisme" clearly is social justice, which in turn always serves evil ends, as we all know. The plot thickens! Sir Nicholas Serota is stuck stuck stuck 14:34, 15 January 2015 (EST)

Tell those guys that this is public domain; the right phone calls should do the trick. --Patlalrique 14:45, 15 January 2015 (EST)

It seems I've already been beat to it, but again.Great work on Charlie Hebdo.--Boudica 21:08, 18 January 2015 (EST)

Thanks! -- Patlalrique 21:26, 18 January 2015 (EST)

you got mentioned in a news article for an image you uploaded!

	“	“There! I see one that is not Charlie!” Cartoon posted to Encyclopedia Dramatica by user Patlalrique. Copyright-free.	„

https://globalvoicesonline.org/2015/02/14/wave-of-arrests-in-france-for-advocating-terrorism-after-charlie-hebdo-attack/ --Talk to me|Contribs 18:38, 3 April 2015 (EDT)

Oh wow! This is great. That's exactly what I needed, people triggering attention over my participation on that article. Nevermind that's a lame unknown website from what I see.

Who are you anyway??