User talk:Nerb

OH! Y HALLO THAR!

YOU ARE A HUGE FAGGOT!

YOUR FAMILY APPROVES!

Somebody call the Waaaambulance!!!1!
This user is a butthurt emo faggot with a personal vendetta who writes Shitty Attack Articles about people that nobody even gives a flying fuck about. You can help by flushing his or her shitty articles, raping this user, spamming their talkpage, and/or reverting their edits to rub it in.

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Welcome, Nerb

This is serious. READ IT.

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••General Niggerson 08:32, 22 January 2013 (EST)

Alec Tessitore

I saw what you did, are you going to be working on it or should it be flushed?

Yeah Flush it, it turns out there is another page dedicated to him anyway.

- Mr.Jonzz 08:53, 16 February 2013 (EST)

FYI, I deathnoticed the article, which meant you still had time to improve it and remove the shittiness from it, since it looked like shit when I found it. If you really regret creating it in the first place, just ask one of the sysops to flush it down the toilet for you. DarkLordTR 10:43, 16 February 2013 (EST)DarkLordTR

I am in fact working on the Alec article, if you wish, you may contribute to it right here. SomeFuckingNigger123 21:42, 16 February 2013 (EST)

Crazyvideosandrants

So you're aware, there is talk about Crazyvideosandrants. Some faggot is butthurt and wants it removed. BAWW. LOL. Even if the article isn't perfect, I appreciate that you continue to work on improving it 18:13, 4 May 2013 (EDT)

enemies

don't think removing that section will do shit. It just makes you butthurt. ED is for the lulz, not to write shitty attack articles that say "I'M NOT A BITCH BUT CRAZYVIDS IS". It's made for lulz. So don't go off removing it cuz you were offended by it trolling you. Why don't you just learn it's for the lulz and not an attack article?

RED LORD THE SATAN LUCIFER 20:24, 27 May 2013 (EDT)

I am a major contributer to the page. 90% of this information is from me and I will change it whenever I want to. Nerb

Please note that all contributions to Encyclopedia Dramatica may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you don't want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then don't submit it here.

Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost 01:16, 28 May 2013 (EDT)

There are no current distributions other than my own. If I was to abandon the page there would be no updates,it would become stale and it would be taken off E.D.Which is what half of the people complaining were bitching about in the first place. Give me back my article.

Nerb

You have an exceptionally poor understanding of how a wiki works. You can't be given a wiki article. For one, gift wrapping would be a logistical nightmare. You edit an article, and with enough luck and cocksucking, you aren't immediately banned. Then you wipe the slobber and cum off your lips and start again. But I'm just a fuckwit with a dozen edits, why the fuck are you responding to me? The best I could do for you is a listless handjob under a bridge somewhere.

Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost 01:38, 28 May 2013 (EDT)

They can banne me if they want to. The page won't get any activity and then will more than likely be deleted so it's win/win imo. The majority of that information was put there by me so who are you suggesting is going to continue writing it if they banned me? All of those video's for example bar one belong to me.Nerb

I must again emphasize that you are arguing with an asshat. It's really not that special. It's quite bad, actually. The list based format is pretty awful, and the pics plastered all over are pretty eye-rapey. I'm glad you edit this page, because it appears to be doing a good job of keeping you from shitting up the rest of the wiki. Or you continue to attempt deleting the sparse and droll content you and others have added thus far, get banned for it, and cease to shit up the wiki altogether. That's a win/win from my point of view, as well.

Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost 02:20, 28 May 2013 (EDT)

You're boring me now, you make the assumption that I was talking to you when clearly I wasn't. Stop trying to give yourself some sense of importance you aren't entitled to and that you don't receive in real life just because you are on the internet. Go take a seat, stick something fat and long on your larynx and stfu. K thanks bye. Nerb

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