User talk:McDuckingson

Welcome, McDuckingson

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DarkLordTR --> 23:01, 12 November 2013 (EST)

Fullmouthextraction is not a good first article

You're new here, so I'm feeling nice, okay?

The article you created, is, frankly, crap, so I slapped a deathnotice on it, which means if you don't improve it soon, me or another sysop is gonna flush it. DarkLordTR --> 23:11, 12 November 2013 (EST)

Sorry about that

As I learned the hard way, Zaiger who owns this site doesn't want us breaking down the necks of new contributors. As administrators and editors, we're here to assist you. Should you have any questions or need assistance then please contact DarkLordTR or myself. Welcome to Encyclopedia Dramatica, my friend! Again, no pressure to get your article rushed. Please accept my apologies.   Interstellar Shipping & Trading Co. 23:16, 12 November 2013 (EST)

To add to that, if you want to work on an article without worry of anyone giving you a hard time for it being horribly incomplete, you could just make it in your userspace (User:Example/Article) and improve it there until you feel it's ready to post, then ask an Editor or Sysop to move it to the main namespace for you. Articles in the userspace are considered "drafts", and articles in the main namespace are considered "ready to show the world", so if you want to work on it for awhile before showing it to the world, you might want to work on it in your userspace first. DarkLordTR --> 23:41, 12 November 2013 (EST)

P.S.

I'll return in an hour. So please ask any questions and just make yourself at home. Peace.   Interstellar Shipping & Trading Co. 23:19, 12 November 2013 (EST)