User talk:Geekgirl/Archive1

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Welcome, Geekgirl

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ColleenTalkContribsBot 23:28, 15 January 2014 (EST)

Hello

Hi whore. Your tits are fucking disgusting. How about you just fuck off already? CobaltCat 00:02, 16 January 2014 (EST)

not everyones a whore, and this was all posted by someone i was with and now have a restraining order against. good job.  — Preceding comment added by Geekgirl (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Cool story whore.   VX BREATHE DEEP   00:07, 16 January 2014 (EST)
Wow, she really is fat. Whale is an understatement.   VX BREATHE DEEP   00:10, 16 January 2014 (EST)

honestly id be offended if i hadnt lost 94 pounds before this was even created lol

Then you still lack 294 before you can be considered average size, fatso. CobaltCat 00:15, 16 January 2014 (EST)

A trade

Okay, how about a trade? Since you now are less fat, how about you take new nudes that can overwrite the current pictures? CobaltCat 00:20, 16 January 2014 (EST)

lmao... as tempting as that is kind sir, i think i've made a fool of myself enough for one gentleman who decided to make me look like a whore :) <3(or ma'am if you're in someway a ma'am? ;s) — Preceding unsigned comment added by geekgirl (talkcontribs)

Well, then you will forever be known as the fat whore. Not just a whore. CobaltCat 00:26, 16 January 2014 (EST)

oh well. the people i actually know, know i'm not a whore, or fat. So it's okay I suppose. It was nice getting to know you in our lovely discussion kitty — Preceding unsigned comment added by geekgirl (talkcontribs)

If your Facebook picture is any indication you are still fucking fat. CobaltCat 00:38, 16 January 2014 (EST)
Fuck these children; your pussy looks tight, I would deffo suck my own cum out of it. Mr.Jonzz 00:41, 16 January 2014 (EST)
same ~Oblique 01:03, 16 January 2014 (EST)

hello

If given the opportunity I would marry you. My name is Schnookums and I am a furry. Some have said I am malicious and psychotic but just ignore them. Really, I have a warm and fuzzy personality. Love, 02:39, 16 January 2014 (EST)