User talk:Flu

Welcome, Flu

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Elvis 13:01, 23 July 2012 (EDT)

HEY THERE BIG BOY

I figured i'd post the welcome template on your page because you didn't have it. Yeah I literally remember fuck all about what we talked about as I was considerably off my face, but if you are coming to write for ED that is brilliant, we need more interesting and verbose authors with an actual sense of humour, and after seeing your elaborate stories on EDF I think you got the chops son.

“	Like we were talking about, come probably Wednesday	„

I don't remember what we were talking about, but if it's taking drugs and fucking bitches/playing monopoly whatever, that should be fine. Just email me at [email protected] if you want to talk about locations in a less public manner. Yes send me that article, I want to sweatily masturbate to it. Elvis 13:01, 23 July 2012 (EDT)