User talk:Douche McCowfucker

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Sirkillsalot 04:51, 25 March 2012 (EDT)

WTF

plz read How 2 EDit for Dummies. Its Learnings will give you a better idea of what is required of articles on the Graet Encyclopedia Dramatica 2.0 YOUR ARTICLES WILL FAIL LESS BECAUSE OF IT! THX!

Could you like read an article before fucking with it? Both of the images you just added were already in it. --zaiger (talk) 03:30, 27 April 2012 (EDT)

Well, I only added one image, which was this:

Which was supposed to be a photoshop of 9gaggers posting the image of their site, in other words, to pin the blame on 9gag

In short, this,

does not equal this.

Douche McCowfucker 15:38, 27 April 2012 (BST)

Hey

I saw that you contributed to the PPPProject article and nice work by the way. But I want your honest opinion on this though. I was planing on making another article that involved MLP. I not sure if this is cluttering the site with MLP stuff, but I just wanting a second opinion before I do so. Thanks. User:HallaJeff

I'm not completely sure, I think that's something you'll have to ask one of the Mods. Douche McCowfucker 06:48, 21 May 2012 (EDT)

Hi

That's quite the comic you're uploading there. Will you be embedding it in a gallery? 06:51, 26 May 2012 (EDT)

Yeah, I'm creating an article for the webcomic, TwoKinds, I want everything uploaded now so I don't have to deal with it later. Douche McCowfucker 14:02, 26 May 2012 (EDT)

I can already tell you that shit will be waaaay tl;dr. Anything that's not funny will probably be removed as hosting entire webcomics is pretty much vanity shit Mike the Great (talk) 14:33, 26 May 2012 (EDT)

That's probably true, I'll put up the article, and if it gets taken down, I'll cry in my bathroom and an hero. I just fucking hate that comic. Douche McCowfucker 14:36, 26 May 2012 (EDT)

nononono, I don't mean the article. I mean the entire webcomic. The article seems like spot on ED stuff, but the 400+ images is a bit much. Mike the Great (talk) 14:37, 26 May 2012 (EDT)

The problem is, I've done it like the Tails gets trolled article, in which I've put a collapsing gallery of the chapter, with a summary above, and I've pretty much finished the thing, all I have to do now is upload the images. If you don't like it then, I'll probably start over or something. Douche McCowfucker 14:41, 26 May 2012 (EDT)

I was going to go through that too, didn't know it was you. I was waiting for the guy to finish his shit. The problem is, he sees it as an accomplishment and ED is not a trophy case. The goal is to make people feel bad about what they do. Mike the Great (talk) 14:45, 26 May 2012 (EDT)

Okay I read the thing and my only problem with it is the sheer quantity of images. There's no point at all in us hosting an 500-image-long webcomic other than wasting server space. What I would do to the article is keep one particularly bad page or frame from the chapter summary you've already written, but as it stands now the gallery section is just going to get axed and make everybody else's job harder. Mike the Great (talk) 04:42, 27 May 2012 (EDT)

Yeah, that sounds like a much better idea. I'll take down the galleries and find some particularly bad comic pages. It'll be a lot easier for the both of us. Douche McCowfucker 05:00, 27 May 2012 (EDT)

Some Retard...

LOL! - Mr Jonzz 16:25, 23 July 2012 (EDT)

Whoa, whoa, whoa, back the fuck up, that's how the movie title is spelt? And there seems to be no fucking explanation for this to date. What the fuck? - Douche McCowfucker 16:49, 23 July 2012 (EDT)

IIRC he's dsylexic IRL. - Mr Jonzz 16:53, 23 July 2012 (EDT)

plagiarism on 9gag

hi. i went to see who ganked the kym stuff for 9gag and was shocked that it was you. pls do not do that anymore. i also see that you added original content, and i know that we get recirculated images, but stuff like that does make us look bad/worse than we already do. thanks for contributing. :) -hipcrime 00:35, 11 January 2013 (EST)

Back then I was a lazy nigger, but I don't do that anymore. If I do, feel free to rape me. - Douche McCowfucker 02:49, 11 January 2013 (EST)

zoe

some chantard came around and rewrote everything. i'm in the process of reverting his shit without interfering with our edits, hang tight. Uberfukken 18:17, 19 August 2014 (EDT)

Based Uberfukken - Douche McCowfucker 18:18, 19 August 2014 (EDT)

Moar Icon PLZ

• Can you make another icon for me for that GamerGate navigation template? I just made a separate article for GamerGate (It's still unfinished). oddguy 14:49, 3 September 2014 (EDT)

Is this what you has in-mind?

🎮 #GamerGate Navigation: 🎮 Zoe Quinn   GamerGate   Phil Fish   Kotaku   Vivian James Cathedral of Misogyny   ED's Depression Quest Simulator

- Douche McCowfucker 15:35, 3 September 2014 (EDT)

• It'll do. Thanks. oddguy 16:11, 3 September 2014 (EDT)

• Nods Respectfully Toward You moar plz. oddguy 13:08, 6 September 2014 (EDT)

????????

• Why the fuck did you upload like over 100 pages of TwoKinds? oddguy 18:52, 15 May 2015 (EDT)