User talk:Constantine
Welcome, Constantine
This is serious. READ IT.
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TKN Bot 15:32, 10 April 2013 (EDT)
Hold Up There, Sport
Before you start running around adding links and references to your latent abortion of an article, Mercedes Haefer, you need to actually, ya know...FINISH IT! Or at least expand it to the point of not looking like a blatant attack article that's going to get flushed in two weeks or less. --Onideus 
18:03, 7 July 2013 (EDT)
Sorry, I'm bringing in more help right now, and you're right, I should have worked out more content first.
My apologies for the premature ejaculation.