User talk:Balloon

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-hipcrime 23:57, 1 May 2012 (EDT)

Rehtaeh Parsons Article

I see by your recent changes that you are interested in sprucing up the Rehtaeh Parsons article, I'm in the process of a re-write of the article, aiming at honing down the quotes and eliminating a lot of the pointless ancillary friends information. You seem to have a handle on editing, so feel free to add as you see fit. I look forward to seeing more edits out of you.
Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost 15:42, 31 May 2013 (EDT)

Your pet project, Rehtaeh Parsons

is shit. Stop worrying about quotes, they are exceedingly unfunny, and look terrible when the article is read as a whole. Loose your Pro-Anonymous POV, and stop over at Rehtaeh Parsons, I'd like your help if you can let go of your shitstain.
Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost 23:48, 1 June 2013 (EDT)

I love everything you do, but...

Why is it you are so mad over Canada not filing false charges over a fake rape? You know there is a segment of the website for the Offended, right?
Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost 00:31, 2 June 2013 (EDT) Canadians believe all women are whores except eskimos who are noble. First Nations excuse me. What is lulzy about the parsons story first the parents are so fail they named their daughter backwards and seem surprised it didnt end well. second there were pix of the naked 15 year old girl all over the internet/school and the cops didnt notice the child porn. third no one fucking agrees on rape/gangbang but are fucking certain they have the truth. Police don't get to ignore all charges of rapes unless the victim is a little mormon girl raped and beaten by a big black dude on meth.

maybe i am missing something?

but why are you making significant changes to another users, userspace article? ~Oblique 01:12, 2 June 2013 (EDT)

What he said. Knock it off please. 01:12, 2 June 2013 (EDT)

Please excuse. Clumsy.  — Preceding comment added by Balloon (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

First you attempted an edit war in someone's userspace. Now you're doing the same with the article in the mainspace. I've set the ban for 30 minutes because I only wish to have you attention. Until Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost's is finished, please find something else to do. If you have any suggestions, you're welcome to do so here. Should you have any questions or concerns, you are welcome to contact me. Thank you. 03:31, 2 June 2013 (EDT)

Also see discussion here. 03:56, 2 June 2013 (EDT)

I did invite him to contribute to my userspace article in the hopes of steering him to the light. Then he built a text wall and fucked up my article with crybaby moralfaggotry, so he's no longer welcome.
Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost 11:57, 2 June 2013 (EDT)