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Template:Sockpuppet

What the hell are you doing? ••General Niggerson Page me. 08:39, 6 March 2013 (EST)

The template you are referring to is intended to identify suspected or confirmed sockpuppets of existing main accounts, which seem to think that greed is a virtue. I feel it is neccessary for ED to start the suspected sockpuppets pages with the purpose to locate and identify socks.
I was updating all of the notice message templates, including this, so that they all in a common message box according to namespace (currently no CSS style applied). The Citation needed template was updated with parameters. In addition, new templates have been created, particularly discussion-archiving templates in the archival templates. These intend to close discussion threads made by other users.
As for me, I have read and understand ED:101 seriously. I understood ALL of the policies of ED. Currently, I have three articles under construction.
I do not have much time for this freaking shit because I have much work to do and I'm not always logged in to ED 24/7. — Bryan See 10:33, 7 March 2013 (EST)
If you think you know what you whant to do, feel free to undo my revision. ••General Niggerson Page me. 13:31, 7 March 2013 (EST)
Thank you, NKO. In show of kindness, I've reverted it. — Bryan See 01:07, 8 March 2013 (EST)
What makes you think that this site's staff will ever grow patient/soft/organized enough to use sockpuppet investigations? If some new user has an edit similar to a banned user, it doesn't take a group of geniuses to label him as a sockpuppet. -Gray 01:35, 8 March 2013 (EST)
WP's policy on sockpuppets makes me think that this site's staff will ever grow patient/soft/organized enough to use sockpuppet investigations. I admit it, they are not actually. BTW, I've made a sandbox of the template; the template is Template:Sockpuppet/sandbox. I'll experiment it so that you can put it to the main template. Thanks. — Bryan See 02:11, 8 March 2013 (EST)
Adjusting to new wikis can be difficult. Just keep in mind that ED likes things easy. -Gray 02:21, 8 March 2013 (EST)
What if I can become a sysop? In the meantime, I get back to creating new templates and its associated categories for ED. — Bryan See 03:34, 8 March 2013 (EST)
feel free to ask for advanced permissions at the nominations page, or at the TJC. :) -hipcrime 15:33, 8 March 2013 (EST)

redlinked images in your new templates

hi. i didn't check, but it sure looks liek you copied those new templates straight from wikipedia. would you at least fix the redlinked images please. further, i would like to remind you that we are not wikipedia, and we are not likely to ever have "sockpuppet investigations" because we are not paranoid fuckers like they are, and that there are cases when sockpuppet editing is encouraged, to avoid any connection between edits here, and edits there. we currently have five sysops banned from wikipedia because of shit like this. please reconsider whether these templates are needed. im fairly sure they are not wanted. but if you insist on them staying, at least fix the images. -hipcrime 04:01, 8 March 2013 (EST)

I have no time to fix them because I have many other things to do. If I am free, I'll fix them. — Bryan See 05:46, 8 March 2013 (EST)
if they are deleted by the time you get around to fixing them, feel free to cuntpaste them from wikipedia again. -hipcrime 15:30, 8 March 2013 (EST)
All right, hipcrime. I have a sandbox ready to experiment. Right now I'm busy. Good bye. — Bryan See 10:53, 10 March 2013 (EDT)

redlinked categories in your new templates

hi. we have enough categories without shit like Category:Navigational boxes without horizontal lists. would you please take some time from your busy schedule and remove the redlinked categories plzkthx. -hipcrime 07:27, 16 March 2013 (EDT)

I've created these categories. There's no need to delete them. Before you can commit any changes or deletions, please discuss at the respective categories' talk pages. — Bryan See 07:44, 16 March 2013 (EDT)
Not sure if all this is needed. We'll see how it works out Schnookums 11:00, 16 March 2013 (EDT)
Okay, then. I suggest you establish contact with E•(talk)•(Contribs) before making full use of my newly created templates. — Bryan See 11:49, 16 March 2013 (EDT)
quit it with the redlinks. -hipcrime 14:32, 16 March 2013 (EDT)

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I am sending you out like sheep among wolves
 

 
 

Zaiger (not really), who instructed this user to create a bunch of templates without adding them to the editors or admins list beforehand.

I do not want to be sent out from ED. I want to help. I have many articles/templates/categories/portals in development, clean up, and expansion. How am I going to add these templates to the editors' or admins' list beforehand? — Bryan See Talk | Contribs 09:07, 17 March 2013 (EDT)

I was joking around sillySchnookums 10:04, 17 March 2013 (EDT)
Good call joked, Th3purifier. You count on me on improving ED. — Bryan See Talk | Contribs 10:10, 17 March 2013 (EDT)
If you're not busy and in IRC would you be up for a chat? Find me/Schnookums in #ED-Logging or #wiki. I have an idea to locate all broken YouTube links using PHP and the latest ED XML archive. Schnookums 10:38, 17 March 2013 (EDT)
Later. If I need you, I'll keep in touch in you. Cheers. — Bryan See Talk | Contribs 06:35, 20 March 2013 (EDT)

obvious troll is obvious

just sayin. Uberfukken 10:47, 21 March 2013 (EDT)

Listen up, here. I am not a troll. I've started contributing articles, as well as new cutnpaste templates from WP. — Bryan See Talk | Contribs 10:49, 21 March 2013 (EDT)
40 articles on train stations in Malaysia and you copypasted from Area 51. Keep going though, this is hilarious.Uberfukken 18:48, 21 March 2013 (EDT)
Good call on this, Uberfukken. — Bryan See Talk | Contribs 13:20, 22 March 2013 (EDT)

Safwwefe

hi. i went ahead and moved the page to article space. that article is in our scope, and i am glad to see you writing stuff that is internet relevant. thanks. :) -hipcrime 10:52, 23 March 2013 (EDT)

I know you're busy in real life, but...

i herd u liek templates and memes,so I made you a template with memes,

so you can have a template with memes while you make over 9000 templates.


Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost 00:36, 25 March 2013 (EDT)
P.S. Personally, I would like to see more articles on Malaysian train stations.

Yes. I acknowledge it. — Bryan See Talk | Contribs 12:01, 27 March 2013 (EDT)
Articles on Port Weld and Taiping railway stations are complete. They should be live right now. — Bryan See Talk | Contribs 15:35, 29 March 2013 (EDT)
Don't put them on the main space. Keep it to yourself. ••General Niggerson Page me. 15:46, 29 March 2013 (EDT)


- Mr.Jonzz 16:11, 29 March 2013 (EDT)
Very cool, indeed, Mr Jonzz.
NKO, you should really refrain from harassing me like this, and making unnecessary deletions and reverts to my work. These have nothing to do with you. My work is intended to expand the encyclopedia, just as I did to Safwwefe. — Bryan See Talk | Contribs 09:42, 30 March 2013 (EDT)
If you don't respond on his talk page then he might not know you responded to his message reply 09:50, 30 March 2013 (EDT)
How is your work "expanding the encyclopedia" when I can only see a page you created have no images related to your articles. Seriously. The least you can do is add a couple of images to your articles before taking off and leaving it out there in the main space like you did with your lame Choo-choo article and then get it labelled as {{deathnotice}} by other editors. ••General Niggerson Page me. 11:04, 30 March 2013 (EDT)
You and I were both given editor status without much experience at ED. Obviously something on your resume stood out. But that rapid promotion comes with a steep learning curve. Good news is that ED has cool admins. If you want to learn the ropes I suggest Special:RecentChanges or #ED-Logging Join us in the trenches. You will learn a lot that way. When an admin/editor/user cleans up after you, remember what it was you did and don't do it again! My first week here they literally followed me around with a dustpan. Nothing personal, it's their job reply 11:46, 30 March 2013 (EDT)
I'm sorry, I was being sarcastic. I really don't want to read more articles on Malaysian train stations. If you are taking requests, though, I would like to read more of your Series of Unfortunate Events/Star Trek crossover fiction. Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost 17:49, 1 April 2013 (EDT)
I'm here to contribute to ED on my intent is to make it the most widely accessed drama-powered encyclopedia on the web. I'll do it if I want to. — Bryan See Talk | Contribs 00:23, 4 April 2013 (EDT)

hey

your awesome and completely relevant articles are slowing down the servers, you should take it easy man. cant handle all this train station. toot toot Uberfukken 12:05, 30 March 2013 (EDT)

As for the servers, you should seriously consider upgrading it. I'm happy to help that in the future. — Bryan See Talk | Contribs 00:21, 4 April 2013 (EDT)
ED:DONATE. hipcrime 16:47, 5 April 2013 (EDT)

Templates/Categories

BDSee, I appreciate that you want to be useful. But you're doing the opposite. We don't need you to copy/paste a bunch of templates from Wikipedia. I know you're busy but so am I. Patrol #ED-Logging/RecentChanges. Get in the trenches and do some janitor work each day. If you are not sure how to be useful then ask me for suggestions. I've or <nowiki><pre> the categories/templates that were copy/pasted from Wikipedia. Please understand that ED isn't Wikipedia. And we don't want to be. If you're going to start something just abandon it later because you're busy then just don't bother. If you have a response, please make sure to add it to my talk page. Thanks, reply 02:57, 6 April 2013 (EDT)

You articles

Alright I am going to have a look at Safwwefe and BatteryIncluded later to see how I can help. If you have any questions or concerns please drop me a note. Regards, 12:51, 20 April 2013 (EDT)

That's fine with me. I am convinced that the latter's behaviour on Wikipedia has since come to light or been persistent as all of this has happened before, and all of this will happen again, but I will improve them to make them stands out. — Bryan See Talk | Contribs 23:49, 23 April 2013 (EDT)