User talk:AvantGardePony

Welcome, AvantGardePony

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BMO 02:15, 26 May 2015 (EDT)

Sup fatty?

• :3 oddguy 03:09, 26 May 2015 (EDT)

In all seriousness, we'd like a current appraisal of the state of affairs in the Grand Duchy of Boundless Girth. —  VX  03:16, 26 May 2015 (EDT)

The appraisal is as followed: he's a fat fuck that is swallowing everything with his whale sized mouth. --Charolsxd 03:22, 26 May 2015 (EDT)

LOL IMPERSONATOR CobaltCat 03:33, 26 May 2015 (EDT)

Yo. I think you could try harder. No, I'm definitely "AvantGarde", though I don't really go by that anymore. I made this account to fix my page. You had me listed as still being 28, and if there's one thing I can't abide, it's people having the wrong idea about my age. --Orange chicken is fantastic. 22:27, 26 May 2015 (EDT)

• Well, glad you liked it <3... anyone ever tell you that you got nipples like two giant slices of pepperoni? oddguy 05:46, 27 May 2015 (EDT)

Can't say anyone has, no. Probably because my nipples aren't that pink, on account of my swarthy Sicilian/Mexican genes.--AvantGardePony|Orange chicken is fantastic 08:56, 28 May 2015 (EDT)