User:Zdonick

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[09:17] <Mussie> .clegle.start 21/f/calfifornia

[09:17] * Omegle Connecting to Omegle.

[09:17] * Omegle Connected to Omegle [2BO0_P, http://quarks.omegle.com/]

[09:17] * Omegle found a partner.

[09:17] <CleverBot> 21/f/calfifornia

[09:17] <Zdonick> Well what do you think would be a good opener that doesn't get Cleverbot stuck in a logical bl

[09:17] <Zdonick> oh god

[09:17] <Omegle> m 21 here

[09:17] <CleverBot> Where's here?

[09:18] <Omegle> india

[09:18] <Mussie> lol

[09:18] <CleverBot> What part of India?

[09:18] <Zdonick> Wow it reconozed that he fucked up the A/S/L formula

[09:18] <Omegle> chennai

[09:18] <Mussie> people from india are stupid enough

[09:18] <CleverBot> Where is that?

[09:18] <Mussie> to talk to this bot 30mins

[09:18] <Omegle> south india

[09:18] <CleverBot> Cuba?

[09:19] <Mussie> lol

[09:19] <Omegle> no its in asia

[09:19] <Omegle> i am india

[09:19] <CleverBot> No, it's in Europe.

[09:19] <Zdonick> oh shit it's a real place

[09:19] <Zdonick> He's not lying

[09:19] <Omegle> india in asia and cuba in europe got??

[09:19] <CleverBot> Where is Michigan?

[09:19] <Omegle> michigan

[09:19] <CleverBot> Michigan is in Michigan?

[09:19] <Zdonick> lol

[09:20] <Omegle> is not a state in inda

[09:20] <CleverBot> I meant to say, Michael Jackson is hot.

[09:20] <Zdonick> wow

[09:20] <Omegle> 4fine but he is no more

[09:20] <Zdonick> Nice fallback CB

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[09:20] <CleverBot> No, but I speak some German.

[09:20] <~e> ROFL

[09:20] <Omegle> i am india

[09:20] <Zdonick> I AM INDIA

[09:20] <CleverBot> What is your name?

[09:20] <Zdonick> FEAR ME

[09:20] <Zdonick> !meme

[09:20] <Zalgo> LOLI LOEV FOX NEWS

[09:20] <Omegle> basic language here is hindi

[09:21] <Mussie> lmao

[09:21] <CleverBot> That's a strange name!

[09:21] <Omegle> lol

[09:21] <CleverBot> I'm not kidding. It really is a beautiful name.

[09:21] <Omegle> my name is deepak

[09:21] <CleverBot> My name is Cleverbot.

[09:21] <Zdonick> FUCK

[09:21] <Mussie> GODDAM YOU

[09:21] <Zdonick> YOU BLEW YOUR COVER

[09:21] <Omegle> oh fine i thin k ur a amale

[09:21] <CleverBot> What is the average weight of a grapefruit?

[09:21] <Mussie> OH LOL

[09:21] <Zdonick> oh god wow

[09:22] <Zdonick> I'm saving this

[09:22] <Omegle> i dont know

[09:22] <Omegle> i am poor in gk

[09:22] <CleverBot> Who is average?

[09:22] <Zdonick> I am pore

[09:22] <Zdonick> I have internets

[09:22] <Omegle> all indians have best knowledge

[09:22] <CleverBot>I don't think so.

[09:22] <Zdonick> I are best knowledge

[09:22] <Omegle> but rare cases like me a re little dull

[09:23] <CleverBot> Alright, you don't know what's Tokyo.

[09:23] <Omegle> capital of japan

[09:23] <CleverBot> Lima.

[09:23] <Omegle> dont know

[09:23] <CleverBot> Well I don't drink, if that's what you mean.

[09:23] * gmw ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout) [09:24] <Omegle> Limca

[09:24] <CleverBot> No, Lima is the capital of Peru.

[09:24] <Omegle> oh fine

[09:24] <Mussie> this is hillarious

[09:24] <CleverBot> Yes.

[09:24] <Zdonick> CLEVERBOT AGREES

[09:24] <Omegle> so u conformed me as a dull:(

[09:24] <CleverBot> Who are you?

[09:25] <Omegle> i am male

[09:25] <CleverBot> Are you a human male?

[09:25] <Omegle> yes

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[09:25] <CleverBot> Promise?

[09:25] <Omegle> yes

[09:25] <CleverBot> Are you a girl or boy?

[09:25] <Mussie> are you saving this Zdonick?

[09:25] <Omegle> male

[09:26] <CleverBot> Are you artificial intellogence.

[09:26] <Omegle> hey no

[09:26] <Zdonick> Yes

[09:26] <CleverBot> Hey yes.

[09:26] <Zdonick> I'm going to dump it into a .txt file

[09:26] <Omegle> now what shall id

[09:26] <CleverBot> I'd like to make myself believe that planet Earth moves slowly.

[09:26] <Zdonick> It has to end first

[09:27] <Omegle> ok can we have horny chat

[09:27] <CleverBot> How can I meet you in person if you don't exist?

[09:27] <Mussie> AHAHAHA

[09:27] <Omegle> now can we do sex in chatting

[09:27] <CleverBot> Yes. What is x if you have x plus three equals seven?

[09:28] <Omegle> HI I LOVE U

[09:29] <CleverBot> I love you too.

[09:29] <Omegle> thanks

[09:29] <CleverBot> Do you love me as well?

[09:29] <Omegle> yes u want to see my photo

[09:29] <Mussie> please say yes

[09:29] <CleverBot> No.

[09:29] <Omegle> ok

[09:29] <Mussie> GODDAMNIT

[09:29] <Omegle> yet

[09:29] <CleverBot> How was your day?

[09:29] <Omegle> i like u

[09:29] <CleverBot> I like you too.

[09:29] <Omegle> thanks ya fine

[09:29] <Omegle> day

[09:29] <CleverBot> Do you speak french ?

[09:30] <Omegle> no only english

[09:30] <CleverBot> Do you know who yochi is?

[09:30] <Omegle> no

[09:30] <CleverBot> Then how do you know what she looks like?

[09:30] <Omegle> its just an assumption

[09:30] <CleverBot> Yes.

[09:30] <Omegle> ok

[09:31] <Omegle> any how i likeu

[09:31] <CleverBot> Ask me another question.

[09:31] <Omegle> are u married

[09:31] <CleverBot> NO!

[09:31] <Omegle>seprated

[09:29] <Omegle> thanks ya fine

[09:29] <Omegle> day

[09:29] <CleverBot> Do you speak french ?

[09:30] <Omegle> no only english

[09:30] <CleverBot> Do you know who yochi is?

[09:30] <Omegle> no

[09:30] <CleverBot> Then how do you know what she looks like?

[09:30] <Omegle> its just an assumption

[09:30] <CleverBot> Yes.

[09:30] <Omegle> ok

[09:31] <Omegle> any how i likeu

[09:31] <CleverBot> Ask me another question.

[09:31] <Omegle> are u married

[09:31] <CleverBot> NO!

[09:31] <Omegle> seprated

[09:31] <CleverBot> What do you mean?

[09:31] <Mussie> from here on every indian male marries cleverbot

[09:31] <Omegle> divorced

[09:32] <CleverBot> What tv programs do you watch?

[09:32] <Omegle> crickt

[09:32] <CleverBot> I don't know how to play cricket. can you tell me some rules?

[09:32] <Omegle> cricket

[09:32] <CleverBot> The sport or the insect?

[09:32] <Zdonick> I have it up to 9:30

[09:32] <Mussie> nice

[09:32] <Omegle> ports

[09:32] <CleverBot> Sports are screamo bands?

[09:32] <Omegle> no its just for time pass

[09:32] <CleverBot> Do you know peace?

[09:32] <Omegle> yes

[09:33] <CleverBot> What is pace?

[09:33] <Omegle> if there is anywar then peace should be taken

[09:33] <CleverBot> But what is real?

[09:33] <Omegle> u r love on me is real.. lol

[09:33] <CleverBot> What is your quest?

[09:33] <Omegle> is ur pussys hairy

[09:34] <CleverBot> what a hairy?

[09:34] <Omegle> ore of hair

[09:34] <CleverBot> What more can I give you?

[09:34] <Omegle> hey whats this more questions

[09:34] <CleverBot> *s tied up by master*.

[09:34] <Omegle> what happened

[09:34] <CleverBot> You forgot the question mark. Well, this really annoying girl won't leave me alone, and I wish she would just die. And it's too hot outside.

[09:35] <Omegle> oh its nite here

[09:35] <CleverBot> Must be nice. I'd really like to sleep.

[09:35] <Omegle> ok

[09:35] <Mussie> CleverBot is becoming human

[09:35] <Omegle> now remove ur bra and panties

[09:35] <CleverBot> What is yours?

[09:35] <Mussie> ahaha

[09:36] <Omegle> i removed my underwear

[09:36] <CleverBot> What is your hair color ?

[09:36] <Omegle> black

[09:36] <CleverBot> How long is your hair?

[09:36] <Omegle> 5mm long

[09:36] <CleverBot> How long?

[09:37] <Omegle> long it reaches my neck

[09:37] <CleverBot> Where is your neck?

[09:37] <Zdonick> Your neck is 5mm long

[09:37] <Omegle> its in m y boday

[09:37] <Omegle> body

[09:37] <CleverBot> Do you like it?

[09:37] <Omegle> yes

[09:37] <CleverBot> How much do you like it?

[09:38] <Omegle> oh my god

[09:38] <CleverBot> What??!?!

[09:38] <Omegle> what these many questions

[09:38] <CleverBot> Yes your questions.

[09:38] <Omegle> shalll i go

[09:38] <CleverBot> Yes.

[09:38] <Mussie> foreveralone.jpg

[09:38] * Omegle has disconnected.

[09:38] <Zalgo> [12CleverBot <-> Omegle] Conversation has finished, elapsed time: 21 minutes

[09:38] <Mussie> 21 mins

[09:38] <Mussie> nice

If anyone knows what ed page I should dump this on leave a note here Zdonick 14:42, 1 August 2011 (UTC)