User:Zaiger/Encyclopedia Dramatica:Caretakers

This page contains a list of portals and the people who care for them.

Preface: No longer will one person care for a portal, that obviously doesn't work. You guys are too fucking lazy to even have an AOTN up half the time. So what we are going to do instead is this:

Instead of having one person with one portal we are going to have many people with many portals.
Break into teams, communicate with each other (or don't) and we might be able to get some rotation happening in the portals.
I will list the portals below and everyone choose as many as you feel comfortable with. 3 or 4 would probably be a good start.

This way hopefully eventually there will be 4 or 5 people working on each portal.

Note: You DO NOT need to be an Editor to care for portals. Portals should NOT be locked. This was part of the problem. People would be caretaker of a portal and take ownership of it by fully protecting it, but they would never change it themselves. This is totally asinine and honestly it is a dickhead thing to do. Leave them open so that people can add things and change shit up. If someone makes a shit edit, just revert it, Portals shouldn't be protected at all. Not even semi-protected, unless there are like edit wars or something which is highly unikely considering nobody cares enough to edit them, never mind edit war.

Portals

Sign your name to become a portal caretaker. You may choose more than one and there is no limit to how many people can caretake for the same portal.

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