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Below the line is an article on Suzi Olsen. As no one else will do it I'll have to give it a shot, but I'll work on it here first and have it reviewed and guided.
Suzanne Olsen
Suzanne Olsen (aka Suzi Olsen, Sooz, Mongtard) is a thirty something female dwarf and troll who believes that anyone famous in Australian football is her cousin. The list includes;
- Brad and Chris Scott
- Corin Rowe
- Anthony Stevens
- You
She follows the North Melbourne Football Club, who keep her as member despite kissing the President's personal assistant on the lips. She was a member at the Hawthorn Football Club until she was caught trying to molest the mascot before the 2008 Grand Final.
She constantly lies about her life and when anyone challenges her she threatens to report the person to Victoria Police, Consumer Affairs, Telstra and even the FBI.
Quotes;
- I had to check with my cousins just in case we were all going out somewhere tonight. [1]
- The only trolls are you and everyone else who continues to pick on me all the fucking time. [2]
- The last time I was on tinychat I didn't say much and I remember having a fart off with Burt. If I go on tiny chat again I probably won't say much. I'm a pretty shy person. [3]