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User:YaBoiYungIsh/Unitedcoasterteam325
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ATTENTION! You can help by trolling the shit out of them whenever you see them, then laughing at their lulz-inducing theatrics.
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This person is a sick fuck!
They should never be trusted by anyone! |
Possible side-effects will include at least one of these: |
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
 Blake showing off just how intimidating he truly is, with his BB gun and 450 pounds of blubber | |
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| Blake Mark | |
| Born | February 6, 2003 |
| Nationality | Americunt 
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| Occupation | Is that a joke? |
| An Hero? | No, but he attempted to become one, using the same belt his daddy should've beaten him with when he was a child |
Unitedcoasterteam325 (Powerword: "Blake Mark") is a roller coaster-obsessed asspie who can perhaps be best noted for him consistently proving time and time again to make absolutely smart statements, with some of the best English you will ever witness. He also pisses his pants at the sight of caracal cats, and really, really hates black person.
This fatass spawned in on February 6, 2003, in Plano, Texas, an affluent, preppy suburb of Dallas. In 2012, after spending the first 8 years of his life in SPED classes, Blake decided to join teh interwebz, under the name "Coasterteam", where he would quickly find other people which he could sperg about rollercoasters with.
Absolutely noone cared about him until he was double his age, when these messages started to surface within the coaster community (yes, that is a real thing):
Blake decided to address these messages. How so? By repeatedly claiming that he isn't racist, and that his haters are the actual racists.
As well as making a DANK MLG 420 SWAG MEME:
0:24 “Coasterteam getting triggered!” some serious business right here
Some time later, our good old buddy would go live again to ramble on about his haters:
He also shows the amazing relationship he has with his mom, starting at 14:15
Afterwards, in typical attention whoring fashion, he would begin to claim to have gotten permabanned from his school.
7:20 is when he finally reads the totally legitimate letter in question