User:TylerRosenow/How to troll

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You feel cheated, molested, violated. That nasty old Sherrod greedily hindered months of progress for the lulz, and now she's trying to troll-proof her aborted ED otherkin, Ohinternet. Semi-successfully, she has installed software that reverts edits that use "blacklist" words and URLs, making it awfully hard to mindlessly Ctrl + V the word "nigger" on your way into the Top 10 Users of the Day section. Well you no longer have to fear - because this page will teach you how to troll the ever-popular troll destination, Ohinternet.

Infiltration

The first step is infiltration, and it is remarkably easy. The low traffic at Ohi also ensures you'll be able to get away with it at all times of the day. Pictured left, you see the mirror of a popular Ohi user, that was set up in 60 seconds flat, I shit you not. The trick is to pick a user with a good reputation and an easily-duplicated name. Ex: A lower case "L" in Lulztroll was replaced with an upper case "i", making the names look virtually identical. So close, in fact, that none of the site's 7 active users will bother to check your edits.

After you click the link on the registration e-mail (which, again, arrives in seconds because Ohi's servers aren't cluttered up with things like Users) you should immediately find the user you are tormenting, copy the WikiCode from his vain and retarded profile, and make it your own. Now you are ready to troll.

NiggerFaggots & Encyclopediadramatica.se

Among the blacklisted words and URLs is the old stand-by: nigger. Also blacklisted are faggot, jews, any link leading to ED.se, and/or any derivative of the like. Using these terms in a wrong way can and will get you blocked from editing. Follow these easy steps to bypass the filter and post a link to Encyclopediadramatica.se, or your favorite animal porn site:

1) Type out Encyclopediadramatica.se or any blacklisted phrase.

If done correctly, your edits will go unnoticed for days, if not longer.

2) Place the blinky cursor in between any two letters in the URL.

3) Hold alt and hit 0 1 7 3 on the numbpad. (That's alt + 0173)

4) It creates a space without a space, so that the filter won't recognize it.

5) Post your favorite word or URL everywhere.

6) ???

7) Profit

Further Avoiding Detection

Try editing some articles that your victim (In this example, Lulztroll) has edited recently. That way, anybody looking through the real account's recent edits, will instead see YOUR work and bitch at the other user accordingly.

To bolster your efforts, you will also want to make sure your edits take up roughly the same space as the article you have trolled. Seeing +/- 1,000 kB on recent changes will send up red flags to Killhamster, the one sysop that has any perverse sense of responsibility and self-worth, so keep the length of edits in the ballpark of the article. To further the lulz, you may also put in edit summaries, such as "Fixing some redlinks" or "cleaning up a little bit".

Instead of spamming paragraphs of your favorite swear word with Ctrl + V, mix it in betfaggotween words and over series of small edits, so that anyone who isn't a Sysop will have an impossible time cleaning up your mess.

Happy trolling!

According to HJBotz, linking to LulzTroll's profile and whining like a bitch is apparently a very poor impersonation of him. But it's good enough to trick Ohi's Abuse Filter Bot into banning him.

Results

Ohinternet's squeaky-clean image. About missing Pics

Fact.
Twenty people have shared this on Facebook!
A perfect troll. It manages to displace information, fuck up formatting, and weave "nigger" in between words all at once.
Sherrod DeHippo has blocked pages from saving with this URL... so how did it get there?!