User:ThomasBola/JiveRock

Introduction

	“	Jive's one of the largest heroin addicts in the world.	„
	—Valerie having a cry

The above quote is true, although he is not the largest, he is second to Val's rapist father.

Jive recently admitted that "basic views" confuse & scare him.

You can clearly see it's Jive from his large collection of pointless hats, that he wears inside. Also, despite being well over the age of 15, he continues to wear Fox Racing clothing, making him look like he is constantly rolling +1's on chromosome 21.

History

Jiverock commonly known by Jive (real name Cody) often hangs out on the internet, on various web chat sites. Originally born in St. Petersburg, Russia. Cody moved to the United States in the summer of '73, to get away from the oppression his family were facing at the hands of the USSR, since his father was the head of a movement in Russia called The Green Spikes, mostly dealing in funneling information over to the allies during the Cold War.

There is currently no information found for Jive's mother, the only information that we do have is that she is probably related to Kim Jong-il. Jive's greatest life achievement by far, has been beating "Desert Bus" and not giving a fuck about most things in life.

At the age of 17, Jive traveled forward in time from 1973 to 2004, it was in mid 2004 that he fell victim to a heroin addiction, at first he did it "for the lulz", but day by day he slowly realized that he was constantly on the nod and speaking "like a junkie". What is not actually known is for how long his addiction lasted, although some experts believe that he is still addicted to this day, but just doesn't say anything on the matter, scared of what his peers will think. Skip to 2010 where Jive realizes how to use a webcam and proceeds to make such films himself as "2 Girls 1 Cup" and "Meatspin".

Recent Update

He is then drawn into a cult, almost resembling WBBC and still to this day is apart of the cult. The cult is not able to be named for legal reasons.