User:Sphotof/Nickelodeon

Typical Nick Programming

New Logo Idea

Nickelodeon (Also known-as Dickelodeon, Niggerlodeon, Nicktoons or Nick) is one of the most popular channels on TV and is responsible for a heaping amount of lulz. As some Nick Nostalgia fags would put it, the old Nickelodeon aired brilliant and amazing shows, but now it only airs pop shit. This is hilarious, because Nickelodeon was never good. Before 2010, its logo was orange diarrhea with Nickelodeon written on it. Now it's the word Nickelodeon in bland orange font. The makers of the new logo possibly used one of the pre-installed fonts on Windows Mac OS X. The channel mainly markets towards 12 year old girls, 13 year old boys, manchildren, and asspies.

The Usual Content

Nicktoons

Nickelodeon mainly airs shitty cartoons that usually last 10 episodes before getting canceled. These cartoons are often used by parents who distract their kids so that they can figure out how to pay the bills for the month smoke some bath salts. It used to import TV shows from the UK and Canada, before the creation of Nicktoons. These are some of the more popular shows:

Spongebob Squarepants : A sea sponge does stupid shit for 21 minutes and annoys the fuck out of everyone else with his ass burgers.

Fairly Oddparents : A little kid goes so emo because of his batshit insane babysitter he gets magic fairy assistants to grant almost any wish, so of course he cures cancer, feeds all starving children, and goes back in time to find out who created the universe to end the religion debates, which the fairies don't even need him for annoys the fuck out of everyone, almost destroys the world, tries to get an azn to let her fuck him, etc.

Jimmy Neutron : Boy Genius A really smart kid with a giant head who goes to elementary school, and makes really kewl inventions that later backfire against humanity and fuck everyone. This show features outstanding CGI.

Invader Zim: Is about a spastic alien who tries to take over world and a spastic paranoid goth who tries to stop him. The creators of the show sold the show out to Hot Topics everywhere, catering to underaged goths and fantards.

My Life As A Teenage-Robot: A teenage robot girl who goes to a high school and fights evil monsters. Nothing else. This show serves as the fap fuel for basement dwelling robophiles.

Also see : Zone

Doug : The very-first Nicktoon. It's really boring! Don't even bother watching it if you haven't seen it before. The soundtrack sounds like fart noises, and the characters are generic stereotypes with fucked up names and skin colours.

Back at the Barnyard : Furry barn animals fuck shit up. And then humans get raeg. Anybody who watches this is retarded.

The Ren And Stimpy Show: 21 minutes of Autism.

Rocko's Modern Life A trippy-ass kangaroo tries to go about his way, but is constantly annoyed the fuck out of by his "best friend" Heffer the cow, his toad neighbour who is always raging and the turtle character who is depressed.

TeenNick

A TV Block for 12 year old girls, 13 year old boys, and other groups whose opinions matter less than the average person's. It airs shitty live action dramas that slowly eat at your brain cells. If you don't feel like watching some of these shows, just go here to get the same experience.

iCarly: A ditzy little shithead called Carly who along with her ZOMG best friend Sam hosts a shitty online web show that somehow gets regular traffic. Every episode features Carly, Sam, and tech-tard Freddie doing stupid shit for 30 minutes. Other characters include an aspie child molester named Spencer, Freddie's mom, a dipshit, and Nevel, a gay little tard that is bent on making Carly rue the day she refused to kiss him without her consent. This show has a strange tendency of making every boy/girl someone hooks up with disappear in the next episode. This has happened, like, 10 times.

Victorious : iCarly, except the cast consists of a hooker, a nigger, an emo kid, a pretty cool guy, a Jew, an asspie-ginger, a hippy, and an attention whore.

Drake and Josh : Two stepbrothers fuck shit up in San Diego. Made by the same guy who made iCarly and Victorious, except this show is actually funny.

Degrassi: The Next Generation: A stupid whore from Ontario goes to a school and gets into dramatic situations that nobody cares about in the real world. The show is and always has been a Soviet Canuck production.

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Just Jordan : A show made at least 100 years ago about a nigger who lives in Los Angeles and works at his Grandpappy's Diner.

Pilot episode of Just Jordan

Zoey 101 A canceled show from 2005 or something about the comical-antics of a little bitch named Zoey. This show was a pioneer of the modern-day typical teen-drama sitcom theme of romance problems with 4-5 minutes of comedy to keep the show from being too boring. This show lasted three years before being baleeted by dickilodeon.

Ned's Declassified School-Survival Guide : A show that was made at least 100 years ago about a middle schooler named Ned, and his friends Jennifer and Simon da nigger that does stupid middle school shit and Ned documents it.

The Fanbase

Besides the intended fanbase of underage girls and boys, the rest consists of nerdy Manchildren and their female counterparts who haven't left their parent's houses in ages. They whine about Nickelodeon airing shit nowadays, which is obvious enough. However, they also upload YouTube rant videos about it. On their downtime, they write eye-raping fanfiction and poorly drawn Rule 34 of Nick characters.

Notable Nickelodeon Fans

• Anthony Logatto - A My Life as a Teenage Robot fan from Staten Island who faps and writes fanfiction about quite a few cartoon moms characters from Nick programming.

• JohnOfE - A sick fuck who's obsessed with an Angry Beavers character to the point of writing a disturbing self insert fanfic.

See Also

• Viacom

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