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Plague Inc is a Strategy and Simulation game created by one-man developer Ndemic Creations where players evolve pathogen in an effort to destroy the human race with a deadly plague where you can kill off Americunts, Niggers, Jews and everyone else you seem to hate, The game uses an epidemic model with a complex and realistic set of variables to simulate the spread and severity of the plague. Over 25 million people download this game mostly racist people who want to kill off niggers with ebola and destroy the US Government to join the Sand Nigger terrorist group ISIS, This game got a community score of 6.7 on IGN seeing as how everyone but the easily offended Americunts praise this well built game and let me tell you that if your offended by this game, You really have problems because this was the hit game of 2013 and the Majority of Plague Inc Players agree that this is the best game to ever come out in existence and helped cash in and underestimate Rage Maker Pandemic 2.5 and it's attempt to make people rage when they couldn't infect Madagascar.

Gameplay

Patient Zero, Basically the unlucky fucker from some random country is the first person to be infected by the disease, He always gets the worst out of everything, The players could choose between various plagues, edit pathogens, select difficulty ranging from Casual where it's easy enough to wipe out the world and basically everyone you hate to Brutal were everyone is a shit and underestimates you with their own weapon called the cure in a way to kick your ass and gets your infuriated and angry, Mega Brutal was later release where it is like Brutal but is like 5 times worse.

Inspired by the 2008 Dark Realms Studios Browser-based Flash Games Pandemic (You cannot infect Nigga Madagascar) 2, The Developer planned that this game would be the near exact opposite of Contagion where it's actually a Game rather than a movie and you are the Villain except for Santa's little helper scenario where you are actually the Hero.

Plagues

Standard Plagues

  • Bacteria
  • Virus
  • Fungus
  • Parasite
  • Prion
  • Nano Virus
  • Bio Weapons

Special Plagues

  • Neurax Worm (Basically simulates a Disease trying to take over the world and command people to do as you please.)
  • Necroa Virus (Zombie Virus turning people into dumbfuck braindead zombies trying to overcome down syndrome to kill off everyone in the entire world).
  • Simian Flu (An advertisement to a movie called Planet of the Apes that no one gives a fuck about because it is a movie about a nigger monkey spreading a disease that turns other people into nigger monkeys. And nobody in the world likes niggers.)

Countries

Each world is divided into several countries.

Countries full of Poor Niggers who are likely going to die

  • Afghanistan (The lovely country that we thank one of the groups in there to bomb our World Trade Center)
  • Algeria
  • Angola
  • Bolivia
  • Botswana
  • C. America
  • Caribbean
  • Central Africa
  • Central Asia
  • China (With 1.3 Billion defenseless niggers to infect, This is everyone favorite country to infect.)
  • Colombia
  • East Africa
  • Egypt
  • India (Everyone's Second favorite country to infect seeing as this country also has over 1 billion people.)
  • Kazakhstan
  • Libya
  • Morocco
  • New Guinea
  • Pakistan
  • Peru
  • Philippines
  • S.E Asia
  • Sudan
  • West Africa
  • Zimbabwe

Countries full of niggers or jews with some sort of strength

  • Argentina
  • Balkan States
  • Baltic States
  • Central Europe
  • Iceland
  • Indonesia
  • Iran
  • Iraq
  • Korea (Yep These two countries emerged in this game)
  • Madagascar (In Pandemic 2 This country was nearly impossible to Infect, It was where people from 4chan used to be but now in Plague Inc, it is full of weak ass niggers who can never fend off deadly diseases.)
  • Mexico
  • Middle East (Much of the territory is taken over by ISIS who are one of the wealthy and bestest group of terrorists out there.)
  • Russia (Sparsely Populated and Excluding Niggers and it Requires Cold Resistance because Russia is a cold country)
  • Saudi Arabia
  • Turkey
  • Ukraine

Countries with high amount of strength to fend of this deadly disease

  • Australia
  • Canada (Most have Cold Resistance to really infect this country, They stole Alaska from the United States as a way of saying fuck you Americunts!)
  • Central Europe
  • Finland
  • France
  • Greenland (The base of 50,000 4chan users, It's a really cold country meaning you must have Cold Resistance to really infect this country, It is also sparsely populated. This is the hardest country to infect.)
  • Italy
  • Japan
  • New Zealand
  • Norway
  • Spain
  • Sweden
  • United Kingdom
  • United States of America