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The first of the Soklevski's

Soklevski (retarded language: СkvítщъЫЮю) - also called Sokle tribe, ethnic Sokle or fuckin' Sokle people - are filthy, ugly, dirty, retarded, painful and stupid tribes that live in Macedonia unjustified. They eat all day mold and hair of horses painted on a piece of bread. They do not know how to go on foot through, so the family makes the smartest car in the world and then lie down in front of it to be trampled. They sell gypsies as slaves to Turkey to earn money. All their lives they fight for creating their own country - Sokolia. Sokolia in the minds of the Soklevski covers all the European territory and some parts of Arabia where the Soklevski liar Muhammad lived. They speak the Soklevski Slavo-retarded Greek language wich the ancient Greeks in Athens spoke. The Soklevski tribe gived the world much amazing people like Borat a Jewophil, George Bush the president of the Leninist Republic of Nowhere, Osama bin Laden a democrat, Hitler the savior of the Jews etc. All members of the Soklevski tribe have an IQ of 1.232 that is higher then the IQ of a bug.

   
 
Soklevski are the greatest people on the face of the Earth... please do not kill me. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
 

 
 

— said a man before he was shot by Abdulalah "Sokle" George Soklevski

   
 
We sit around fart all day.
 

 
 

— Lili "Sokle" Marlen Jingands Soklevski

   
 
We are a family of inventors.

- What have you invented?

-Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
 


 
 

— an interview with a Soklevski

   
 
Why won't they just go away!!!? To Africa!!!
 

 
 

— The Anti-Soklevski Political Party