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He inaugurated what would be a brief yet momentous career at the forums by posting a thread requesting info about Megan Schroeder's whereabouts and her Nazi fetish. He then started another in which he offered his services as a CWC surveillance field agent, and yet a third where he suggested an elaborate Hellsing/CWC crossover involving a sexy Nazi Megan Schroeder. /cwc/ swept into action, doxing the self-appointed follower of Pluto. When PaganDoucheKnight found out about this, he shit himself, much like his would-be target. He then demanded to know who had doxed him, but all he managed to do was get fellow forum member TacoWiz to confess to being a babyfur. The moderators, shocked and appalled at the faggotry, took PDK out behind the woodshed and put him down, and then declared that anyone else who became the subject of /cwc/'s attentions would be banned.

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789chan has a proud history of ponyfuckers and getting DoX'd on and then having SeanieB clean up the mess their failure has caused. Unfortunately for them, Sean doesn't know anything about dox, doxxin, or how to remove dox and therefore is a poor troll shield even at the best of times.

[4/22/2012 9:30:28 PM] -redacted-: http://789chan.org/cwc/res/199816.html#202060  just a heads up, posts like that are just gonna further encourage people to start shit
[4/22/2012 9:31:18 PM] -redacted-: best to just not respond to said harassment on the internets in any way shape or form and it'll die down
[4/22/2012 9:39:29 PM] tacowiz: wait
[4/22/2012 9:39:31 PM] tacowiz: Is it dox?
[4/22/2012 9:39:52 PM] -redacted-: is what dox?
[4/22/2012 9:40:31 PM] -redacted-: no, it's a post quoting a post you allegidly made on ponyboru
[4/22/2012 9:42:08 PM] -redacted-: >>  Coney 12/04/22(Sun)21:17 No. 202060
[4/22/2012 9:42:28 PM] -redacted-: lol did seanie actually beg you btw?

[4/22/2012 9:55:27 PM] tacowiz: I got it mixed up with Ponychan.  On Ponychan I write stream of consciousness posts and delete them if I change my mind.  I was like "k, this will just feed the flames, better delete".  Only it doesn't have that because it's not a chan.

[4/22/2012 9:55:41 PM] tacowiz: He didn't beg me.
[4/22/2012 9:55:46 PM] tacowiz: He said he'd take it off my hands
[4/22/2012 9:56:00 PM] tacowiz: I exaggerated because I write stream of consciousness on chans and I enjoy being melodramatic.
[4/22/2012 9:56:05 PM] tacowiz: see: attention whore
[4/22/2012 9:56:29 PM] -redacted-: ahh
[4/22/2012 10:49:30 PM] -redacted-: well. drawing attention to yourself wouldn't exactly be in your best interests, bro

[4/22/2012 11:05:44 PM] tacowiz: Seanieb said that he'd use fake info so I could redirect people to him.

[4/22/2012 11:05:52 PM] tacowiz: This..no
[4/22/2012 11:05:57 PM] tacowiz: I don't care what they do to me
[4/22/2012 11:06:14 PM] tacowiz: but my parents and siblings are innocent.
[4/22/2012 11:06:32 PM] tacowiz: I can live with ruining my own life but I don't want other people to be harmed because of my actions.
[4/22/2012 11:07:25 PM] -redacted-: If you live with your family, you'll be unintentionally dragging them down with you, should you draw anymore attention to yourself
[4/22/2012 11:07:51 PM] tacowiz: I don't live with my dad anymore.  I moved.  I'm not in the house they're calling anymore.
[4/22/2012 11:08:00 PM] -redacted-: still.
[4/22/2012 11:09:01 PM] -redacted-: take it from the guy who created /cwc/, trying to reasons with these folks is like trying to fight your way out of quicksand
[4/22/2012 11:10:12 PM] -redacted-: you'll just be digging yourself in deeper if you draw attention to yourself on the internets in any way shape or form
[4/22/2012 11:10:49 PM] -redacted-: they don't care if you live at that address or not. its all they have so they'll milk it for all it's worth if you give them reason
[4/22/2012 11:14:46 PM] -redacted-: if you just completely ignore any attempts at trolling or w/e, you'll be fine and whoever is bugging you will fuck off for the most part

[4/22/2012 11:22:09 PM] tacowiz: Do they have my parents' credit card?
[4/22/2012 11:23:17 PM] -redacted-: no idea
[4/22/2012 11:23:29 PM] tacowiz: If they do I can't live with myself.

[4/22/2012 11:23:41 PM] -redacted-: far as I'm aware, they just have w/e was in that whois info
[4/22/2012 11:23:58 PM] -redacted-: I don't see how they could get credit card info from that

After Sean had attempted to help this desperate faggot out of his jam it was revealed to the world what kind of fuckshit would go around supporting bronies and helping lolcows. He sure is a badass.

   
 
>go to ponibooru link >Last comment: > Guys, I'm the person who set this site up. I thought it'd be funny but everyone's upset. I was gonna shut it down but a friend of mine who goes on the net under the handle SeanieB begged me to give him the domain. He said he'd handle it for me until Hasbro inevitably sends a cease-and-desist. Please stop harassing my family about this.

>Naming names: You're the epitome of a trollshielding homosexual deviant. I can't believe you actually said that when it wasn't even needed.
Get fucked, Tacowiz.

 


 
 

—Response to a Typical 789channer

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Look, TJ. Enough beating around the bush. I'm going to be honest with you, and stop playing games.

What happened that night was that I tried to get my new friend, Karissa, who you don't completely hate, to enter the P&F IRC and get an apology. She refused to participate in drama. I thought about it, and decided to make up a sock puppet, Vivian, to use to get the apology.

I actually did try to electrocute myself by putting a pencil sharpener in the bathtub. It didn't work. But that's not the point. When I couldn't get an apology and make you my friend again, even after playing cool and pretending I didn't care, I got upset. I decided to go total-troll to try to make you upset.

After leaving the chat room I cried and threw a big, autistim temper tantrum.

Truth is, I've had your home address for weeks now. 22814 Elm Wing Ln Katy, TX 77450-3655.

I wanted to put it online. I really did. But I couldn't bring myself to. Even after all the torture you put me through, it just felt wrong.

I decided to BS my way by using your IP address, which I got on Spumco Forums, to PRETEND to dox you. Truth is, you can't dox someone through an IP. You can't. I doxed you through your Facebook. I wanted to make you think I doxed you without really doing it, because upsetting you isn't morally wrong, but ruining your life is.

I started the 789chan thread and linked you to it to upset you, but it had results that backfired on me.

I cried, and cried. I acted like a retard, which I am.

Tonight I did the last resort I didn't want to come to: I told your mom.

I don't like being a tattle tale. I like handling things on my own. But I had no choice.

I want us to put this behind us and move on. Understand that I never actually meant to harm you. Just to make you feel how I felt. I never really gave out your personal info, just an IP.

I'm not gay for you or any of that troll shit I made up. I just got really upset, because I thought you were my best friend since Noah, my best friend who moved away.

Karissa talks to me on occasion, but she's too busy with her real friends usually. It's not the same.

I'm sorry for everything.

I hope your mom will give you some sort of lecture on being mean to people, without going too hard.

I wont put your address online, because I wont be able to live with myself if I do it. Just be glad I have morals.

Sincerely,

Aryeh David Zucker