User:Oblique/checklist

• Daily shit
  • Check New pages.
    • Move crap stubs to userspace and notify users of the move
    • Place Death notices on spam and vandalize the bots user pages with Kittens and faggotry templates.
    • Apply cleanup/maintenance templates to any descent new articles
    • Apply portal templates and other such things on perfect new articles
  • Check the TJC for updates.
• When I'm bored
  • Welcome new users
  • Vandalize vandals userpages
  • Click random article looking for articles in need of formatting fixes and pictures.
  • Restore articles using archive.org
• When all else fails
  • IRC