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User:Nyamekye/Siliconglass

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God help me, for I am dealing with the most wicked vile things ever to creep up out of the Earth since the beginning of time. When I face you in Heaven, when I see you and your wicked Demon that gave you the words to speak this way, I will not defend you.
 

 

—Siliconglass's attitude towards anyone who argues with him.


Siliconglass's furfag persona

Siliconglass(previously Saitonetwork, also known as Xile) is a fag-hating faggot who thought it would be a good idea to promote his fag-hating ways on a site called deviantart.

He also happens to be a devout Christian (not Catholic, mind you) who talks to G-d (not to be mistaken for God) and follows the bible to the word. He's a furfag, a brony, a TMNT lover and a fag for Link, and he's also a melodramatic drama-whore who creates it no matter where he goes, to his endless consternation. He really just wants to be left in peace so that he can love and tolerate everyone, except fags.

My little Drama

Siliconglass's first piece of literature that got him noticed was an "interview" a friend made with ... Saitonetwork himself! Here he goes by the name Xile:

 
 
XILE: Imagine having a population of people who agree with finding a partner of any species or from any part of the human race. And that people would agree that the turtles can be whatever you want them to be, not only that, but they would lose all of their innocense. It would permanently darken the clean slate of TMNT. You couldn't look at them without, in your mind, pairing them up as couples

KIFU: I see.

XILE: Little children would eventually be exposed. It's free porn.

KIFU: Ah. Do you believe that regular porn is a growing issue world-wide?

XILE: Only in some parts of the general public, people are beginning to believe phsychologically that it is alright to be exposed to exotic nudity. And that this exotic form of porn may bring them to a new satisfaction

KIFU: Right. Sir, do you believe that exposing younger and younger groups of people to porn would be more beneficial or more hurtful in future years?

XILE: Hurtful, you couldn't possibly have a single relationship, let alone be happy with one particular sex. Or having a human partner for that matter

KIFU: And why is that?

XILE: It steeps into different area's, such as beastiality. The turtles are directly half human and half animal. Eventually, humans may start to lust for the animals instead of humans...

KIFU: And that would just lead to chaos.

XILE: It would lead to disorder, and world-wide insanity. Everything would fall out of place
 


 

—Kifu and Xile interview, http://artistsblock.forumotion.com/t785-xilexkifu-interview-turtlecest

TL;DR: Fictional turtle fucking is going to destroy civilization as we know it, homosexual fucking is sick, people of different races shouldn't interbreed and people should only have sex for procreation.

The interview was posted to his club; Anti-Turtlecest and the fallout from this was predictable; much BAWWWing was had by all parties, and eventually the interview was taken down by a sensible mod. Said sensible mod was then kicked from the group, as Xile saw nothing wrong with his interview and couldn't understand how anyone could possibly have been offened by his words.

Further rants on Anti-turtlecest

Incest is a-okay, gaiz!

Siliconglass couldn't stop there though; instead he posted rant after rant after rant claiming more and more ludicrous things about those other fags. First he claimed that some of them supported real-life family fucking, then he went and complained when he was locked out of a private turtlecest gallery. HE ONLY LOOKS AT IT FOR RESEARCH, HONEST!


His rationale was that innocent children (on deviantart?!) could come across teh evil gay and then be converted permanently to the ebil dark side where gheys lurk, ready to rape ripe, delicious young children. Or be permanently traumatized. One of the two. He failed to take into account that deviantart was a website designed for adults, and only people 18 or older are allowed by the Terms and Conditions to sign up and view that tasty, tasty porn.


After posting dozens of journals, some offensive and some completely WTF, he was then censored by a fellow moderator by the name of Livi-Love. Stricken by this terrible betrayal, Xile eventually dwindled into silence before deactivating his account, giving the win to the evil Turtlecestors.

I WANT PRON BAWWW!


Return of God's warrior

This guy just doesn't fucking shut up!

Saitonetwork eventually rejoined deviantart with his new (and as of now current) name; Siliconglass. He managed to keep a low profile for a few months by doing what everyone else on deviantart does, which is post shitty art and suck up to better artists. But as usual, he couldn't keep himself from teh dramaz, and he created a My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic group called E-qual-estria.


On and on and on and on...

Obviously, in a community that loves and tolerates everyone, he would stick out like a sore thumb, and draw drama like a 16 year-old girl. His blatant bigotry and homophobia enraged his fellow bronies, along with his insistance that anything "gay" was explicit and inappropriate for young eyes.


The first tentative steps towards drama occured when a member called CoffeeGrunt submitted ebil ghey literature to the club. When it was refused (because "gay relationships are considered more offensive in society and film ratings"), he got butthurt and threw a tantrum over the misleading "Equal" title of the group, demanding to know why the group refused to host G-rated homosexual works and making an ass of himself, which led to him being blocked from the group.


A couple of weeks later, another user by the name of Bellalysewinchester started a rival group imaginatively titled "The Real Equal-estria"- a group where "Any art of My Little Pony, regardless of medium or content, will be accepted". Of course, Siliconglass and his sister couldn't accept that something like this happened on their watch, and they both posted butthurt journals containing the "true" story of what happened.

Artly Arrogance

Butthurt

Some piece of high-quality art of his was rejected from a group with standards. He threw a hissy fit over this, and posted a butthurt journal about it. Which piece, and which club we don't know but just take a look at any of his works- they're all shitty. He obviously has a bad case of USI.

His art is just that good!


Religious Ravings

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