User:Kittens

This colostomy bag was BANNED for being Grace Saunders. You can help by learning from their mistakes. Vandalizing their user page with Pain Series attacks never hurts either.

	“	Yo, nigger. Yes, nigger. Assuming you are actually one and not just pretending to be one to insult blacks. Django will be annoyed @ YOU, NKO. My Internet contract expires real soon and I won't be renewing it, because I'm pissed off with dickheads coming online and bugging the shit out of me, year after year. And nearly every single time I go to some random forums and moan about all my injustices, they try to find fault with my actions rather than the actions of those I'm complaining about. Like there could be a tiny section in my posts somewhere about what I did on forums and they constantly try to put me on the spot about it, before they themselves kick me off their crappy message boards. It's like they believe I'm trying to be all one-sided (i.e I'm acting innocent) when all I was doing was trying to prove that I was being bullied. Nobody gives a fuck. Why should I care anymore? I deserve better than this shit, surely. I'm a talented and rather nice guy in real life. That is more important. I'm also done editing on ED and I'm also done trying to get my shitty attack page removed, so you can ban this account if you want to, because I haven't vandalized fuck all on ED in ages and I don't even give two shits about ED, you or any of its cronies. I've also contacted CloudFlare numerous times about these issues and they won't even tell me who the host is, so it's a waste of time to bother trying because I know the article will stay where it is. I'll bet ED personnel are paying the CloudFlare people a lot of money to hide the hosting provider. Law breaking sons-a-bitches. CloudFlare will probably be shut down eventually, so enjoy it while you can. Now I'm truly done with ED and the Internet, come the end of my Internet contract. Before I was just messing with y'all and being a spiteful dick because you deserved it, but it's time to move on. I'm not even that bothered about my page being here anymore. It's nice to know that people think enough of me to want to bullshit me on the Internet anyway. All I wanted to do was help out and add factual stuff to my own ED page a couple of times prior, which Zaiger has continually reverted. Really now, why fucking have it there at all if you can't even bloody edit it? And NKO, I think you are just jealous that I am getting more attention than you are. Why don't you have your own ED page, huh? Even Zaiger has one and he's a nobody who believes he's a somebody. Or does he have a new nickname by now? Well in that case, I'm Jeremy Brewster. Character actor from England. A name change doesn't mean shit if you don't try to cover your tracks. If I cared about being banned, I wouldn't keep coming back and making it so obvious. Website administrators have been banning me in vain for years, so I think I can safely say I was right about their bad attitude overall. It's now time to move on and get a life that doesn't involve the Internet. For I am now going into retirement. See you all in hell, you losers.	„
	—Kittens