User:DramaNerd153/Lisa Kennedy Montgomery

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Lisa Kennedy Montgomery (born September 8, 1972) is a liberal and typical woman constantly wearing glasses during her sessions on the media. She works for the news outlet that only speaks the truth more than any other news outlet, none other than FOX News.

Who is she?

Kennedy was born in Indianapolis, Indiana on September 8, 1972. Then her family relocated to Lake Oswego, Orgon. Her ancestry draws comparisons to Romanian and Scottish descents. She went to college at UCLA, receiving a bachelor's degree.

News

Kennedy is currently employed with FOX News, where she makes appearances on "Outnumbered" led by the notorious opposite colored skin freak show, Harris Faulkner. Kennedy could only speak so much of the truth during her newscasting days that even while chaos has erupted in the United States, she is too liberal, that she still speaks the truth beyond all accounts.

Politics

Even if Kennedy was too liberal to be trusted, she attempted to enter the politics nation. This shithole supports same-sex marriage. When she was 21 years of age, she was at a rally at some ballroom where Bill Clinton was present, helping all the motherfuckers around her chant.

Fashion

Kennedy commonly wears sleeveless dresses and reading glasses to work during her on-air newscasting stints. She has plenty of high-heels on her shoe rack, but during her time on "The Five", she was sometimes seen wearing flat footwear just to avert danger of high-altitude footwear for too long. How do you do on that?

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