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A well planned day.

What I need vs. What I Have.

[ ] Pragmatic Mentality
[ ] Lunch
[ ] Motivation
[ ] A good computer
[ ] A functional car
[✔] Weed.
[✔] More weed.
[✔] Cigarettes.
[✔] Even more weed.
[✔] idgaf
[✔] No cocaine though.
[✔] I left that at that nigga, Tyrone's, house.
[✔] Wait.
[ ] I'm lost.
[ ] I know where I am?
[ ] Help.
[✔] An Hero

fuck, humans r weird

Video Games

23:07:55 <~doxcat> What being a gamer left me:
23:07:55 <~doxcat> [✔] Carpal Tunnel Syndrome
23:07:55 <~doxcat> [✔] Pizza. Too much of it.
23:07:55 <~doxcat> [✔] An impressive imagination.
23:07:55 <~doxcat> [✔] Drugs are bad.
23:07:55 <~doxcat> [✔] Don't kill people.
23:07:55 <~doxcat> [✔] Wait, do kill people.
23:07:55 <~doxcat> [✔] WAIT. __DON'T__ KILL__ PEOPLE!
23:07:55 <~doxcat> [✔] Drive at 400 MPH if you possibly can.
23:07:55 <~doxcat> [✔] 600 KM/H is barely any movement
23:07:56 <~doxcat> [✔] Do drugs
23:07:57 <~doxcat> [✔] I SAID DON'T DO THEM

Did You Know?

Cocaine

Did You Know? Cocaine
[✔] Cocaine can solve any illness that you might ever have, EVER!
[✔] Cocaine is magical, and makes you grow wings.
[✔] Cocaine is __NOT__ Red Bull, so shut the fuck up.
[✔] Red Bull is also __NOT__ Cocaine. So keep shutting the fuck up.
[✔] Cocaine makes you invincible. Seriously. You can get shot. It's awesome.
[✔] I just got shot writing this. Didn't feel a thing.
[✔] Cocaine makes you not notice that your heart is actually slowing down.
[✔] Cocaine was used to beef up soldiers for whatever war. idgaf
[✔] Cocaine can cure any symptoms of hunger.
[✔] Cocaine makes you never sleep. And sleep is bad, right?
[✔] Cocaine makes the ghetto you go to to buy it seem inviting.
[✔] How do you dial 911 again?

Heroin

Did You Know?: Heroin
[✔] Obviously it's good because it sounds like Heroine
[✔] I like to call it wonder woman.
[✔] Heroin makes you immortal. True story. I'm 300 years old.
[✔] Only cool kids use heroin.
[✔] You're not a cool kid.
[✔] Heroin makes the air taste like jolly ranchers
[✔] Heroin also always gets you laid. Always.
[✔] Heroin is made by happy-faced workers in an Equal Employment, high-morale American office.
[✔] Heroin makes bad things feel like gummy bears.
[✔] Heroin absolutely cannot hurt you in any way or form.
[✔] Heroin IS CONTROLLING YOUR MIND

Marijuana

[✔] Did you know: Marijuana
[✔] Marijuana is the worst drug in the world.
[✔] Only foreigners use marijuana.
[✔] Fuck civil rights, anti-marijuana legislation forever.
[✔] Marijuana absolutely kills everyone who has smoked or even once! Ever!
[✔] Harry J. Anslinger was a p cool guy, eh fought marijuana and didn't afraid of anything.
[✔] I am high on marijuana as I write this because I'm a horrible person.
[✔] Where are the munchies?
[✔] I'm going to sleep.
[✔] ... Omg is that Daft Punk<3333
[✔] zzzZZZzzZZzz

Meth

Did you know? Meth
[✔] Meth stimulates the economy.
[✔] Meth brings families together.
[✔] Meth could end world hunger.
[✔] Meth makes you spiders.
[✔] Meth isn't dangerous. Shut up.
[✔] Meth gets you laid. Always.
[✔] Meth is a fun activity to share with friends.
[✔] Meth is amazing as an appetizer, entree, or even desert.
[✔] Meth won't steal your money. You might spend it though.
[✔] On what? More Meth of course!