User:Delarsea/Danielab1702

Danielab1702 was the youtube channel name of 14 year old Daniel Bartlam. He spent his time making hardcore gay porn videos with his paedophile uncle named Graham. On the side he made shitty videos about camera angles that- compared to the porn- very few people watched. Now Daniel would have just been another molested faggot child with no social skills if it weren't for the fact he was a filthy murderer. One day, in the summer of 2011, danielab1702 was being buttfucked by his uncle for the seventh time that day when his mother walked in. Daniel's mother screamed at him, calling him a freak, so daniel beat her to death with a wii-mote. Then he proceeded to burn down his house, for the lulz of course.

alternate interpretations of what happened

-Mom cancelled WoW account so he nerd raged all over her, thus causing death by dickslap. He then felt remose over what he had done and decided to give his mother a viking burial by burning her corpse.

-his mother was simply crushed under the colossal amount of jew gold the family had accumulated, and daniel was so overcome with grief he set himself, and his house, on fire.

da videos

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as you can see, the sexual tension between him and his uncle is really immense.

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OH MY GAWD HE MADE ANOTHER ONE!!!1!!!111!!!11!!11!OENOEN!!!1!

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at this point he had gone through puberty and had become a level 81 psycho.