User:CloudFrog/Vindictus

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Vindictus, AKA Mabinogi Heroes (if you're AZN) or Call of Duty: Fursecution, is a "Hack and Slash" MMORPG brought to you by that delicious pile of feces, Nexon. It is a spin off of Mabinogi, a game about nothing for weeaboos and faggots.

Story

A long time ago, yiffing and scritching were everyday activities, and the wild furry frolicked carefree through fields of flowers. The goddess Morrighan, tired of all the faggotry, commanded humanity to send all the furries and otherkins back to Deviantart where they belong in a wave of mass genocide. This caused an unfathomable amount of butthurt in furry anuses across the world, and many lulz were to be had.

That is where you come in, a rookie mercenary who is new in town, and the only fucking person alive apparently who can find the battlefield or gather items.

Classes

Lann- The popular choice for 13 year old boys, faggots with mommy issues, and spics. He can either use swords, or, for great lulz, twin spears. People who play Lanns usually do so because they refuse to play a woman, and can be found loudly complaining on the forums about how there aren't any male characters to play besides Lann, disregarding entirely the two other male characters that exist. They often go on and on about how Lann is the hardest character to play on, even though the game FLAT OUT TELLS YOU to play him if you are a noob who can't click a mouse. MANLY MEN like Lann players don't have time for Evies, Fionas, storyline, or even proper armor and weapons. They consider Fiona and Evie "FOR GIRLS WHO CAN'T PLAY" and in this sense they are correct.

Techniques include causing a party wipe, speaking spanish, forgetting to bring health potions, getting to max level without learning how to play, and going AFK in the middle of a raid.

Some possible usernames include DeAtHbRiNgEr, IAMFURY, XXXDemon_RageXXX, or anything else that sounds like something a ten year old would contrive.

Fiona- Chosen by antisocial faggots and women. Fiona has the biggest case of penis envy to ever afflict a playable class. She uses her great shield of feminism to defeat the male dominated video game industry, and wielding either a longsword or a longhammer, she proves that SHE IS JUST AS GOOD AS ANY MAN, SISTAH.

Notable techniques include: Dying, drinking health potions, sitting on one end of the boss chamber in constant block, dying, bitching about how nobody knows how to play, dying, and dying.

Possible usernames might include: Vexia, Karliah, Xena, or anything else that was ripped straight out of a female character in a Tolkien style novel.

Evie- The magician. Most often chosen by neckbeards and pedos because SHE'S JUST SO KAWAII DESU UGUU. More faggotry afflicts this class than any other in the game, with male players often writing huge TL;DR backstories for their Evie Waifus that make Stephanie Meyer novels seem like great works of literature. Husbandos often buy really gay outfits to doll them up in so they all can circle jerk over how kawaii they are. Evies can either use a staff, or, in true Animu fashion, a battle scythe that is three times the length of their entire bodies.

Notable techniques include: Kill stealing, acting like an idiot, refusing to rez people, spending an entire raid teleporting around instead of healing anyone, lagging the server, and being an attention whore.

Examples of usernames include Boobies, XxTittaysxX, Kurenai, KawaiiKitteh, and anything else rife with faggotry or otaku.

Karok- Some nigger who kills people with his giant "battle pillar". Played by faggots for his rippling muscles and niggers because he requires zero effort to play. Karok never adds anything to any battle except punching furfags in the face. If you are trying to get away from something that will kill you, garunteed a Karok will get in your way and cause you to die.

Notable techniques include: Doing nothing, getting in the way, grunting really loud, and falling off of shit.

Examples of usernames include: BEEFCAKE34, JollyGreenGiant, SANVICH, or anything else related to being a big mother fucker.

Kai- Faggot frenchman with a bow. Literally nobody plays this class, it sucks so bad.

Notable Techniques: Dying, expiring, meeting one's maker, pushing up daisies, and being six feet under. All while telling everyone else how to play right with their heads plowed into the concrete.

Examples of Usernames: Hawkeye, -xTrueShotx-, Arrowshooter, IUSEAFUCKINGBOW, and so on.

NPC's

Kirstie A redhead zoophile who runs the traveler's shop. Often can be heard butthurting about not being able to love that furry cock due to the war. Probably a member of PETA, the treehugging hippie.

Shayla Hangs out in the forge doing absolutely fuck all. Typical jewish woman, completely preoccupied with money and material gain and incapable of any empathy whatsoever.

Ferghus Drunk mic that runs the forge. Nuff said.

Tieve Ditzy blonde oracle who spends her time getting captured and making you walk halfway across the fucking universe for random items. Has a nice rack, though.

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