User:Alzeshothii/Sugar Rush

Sugar Rush or Micheal Pence is an autistic psychopath who made a facebook page for his shit tier My Little Pony Original character. Micheal, being the autistic psychopath he is, ended up completely fucking himself over and pretty much ruining any friendship he ever had due to his stupid fucking actions. He is also a massive faggot who found it necessary to remind everyone who liked his shitty facebook page how much he liked dick, like almost every homosexual attention whore on facebook does. For some fucking reason, he never learned that if he acts like a fucking dumbass, that might have repercussion. His perpetuation of retardation have made him a massive LOLcow.

His AMAZING OC

The "original" character he "created" is a pony who likes candy. Or at least, it was supposed to be. His OC quickly devolved to a candyass faggot (not much unlike himself) which he whored out and typefucked multiple people at his level of retardation multiple times. Due to his bizarre diaper fetish (which later resulted in hilarity with his father), the profile picture for his facebook page was a omg 2hot shitty recolor of his technicolor pony in a diaper. Wow, why the fuck did anyone like this guy's page. Further after this, he changed the picture to yet ANOTHER shitty recolor, this time making said picture a depiction of his OC strutting its ass around. This brings up the question of "why the fuck did anyone like this page" again. What spawns sickeningly sweet irony is that even LATER on, he told people who masturbated to cartoon ponies to go die in a fire. After having several risque pictures as his page's display picture, I sincerely doubt he doesn't touch himself to the thought of his fan character. Just like people who have risque pictures of women or men as their desktop wallpaper don't get off to those as well.

His first (of many) Facebook pages

His first facebook page reached upwards of about 1200 likes. Yep, 1200 ass kissers and dicksuckers worshipped this shit for brain and thought all his bullshit was "omg so cyoooooooot :3333333333333333333333333", only proving they had the same mental capacity (or lack thereof) as him. When his was at around 400 likes, a butt brigade of asstards who had enough of his bullshit called him out on said bullshit. Micheal, being the totally mature, totally rational human being he is responded with threatening to delete his shitty facebook page. Since he asked his dick riding fans, they obviously begged him to stay, which he did.

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Totally not a threat to society.